Don't Be Such A Sourwolf

Charlotte, 24, walking annoyance.

[therukurals]

But I will humble myself before you, because I cannot imagine my life without you. (insp)

[elisiarin-deactivated20220114]

“You are to stay away from her.”

“You can’t order me to do that.”

Art by me

[merymoonbeam]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[roguelov]

Dove

Summary: In order to get information on the serum, you, Bucky, and Sam along with Zemo have to go undercover in Madripoor. So, you have been given the role of acting as Zemo’s love interest but with an already somewhat flirty relationship where will this go?

Reader: Gender neutral

Word Count: ~6k

Warning: None, mainly just follows episode 3 of TFATWS. Just fluff and some teasing

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[okidokigoku]

No you see I NEED a part 2

[marvel-chaos-deactivated2021090]

oh to be sebastian stan seeing daniel brühl come out an elevator in a robe

[lokidoki-imagines]

Red String of Fate Part 1

So I wrote out a whole piece and then my iPad decided to just delete it 🥲 But yeah, I’m a Zemo simp now apparently 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

Warnings: None really for this chapter, but I suppose it’s the start of a love triangle so if those bother you, then this ain’t the one for you 😂

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader, Zemo x Reader, Sam x platonic!reader

Word count: 1514

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[jjeangrey]

i trust this guy

more than this guy

[shelbybyr]

When no one makes new imagines of your fav character

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[buckysbasicbitch]

I’ve started a Bucky Barnes imagine blog alongside my Loki one, I’m hoping to do similar to what the wonderfully talented @gingerwritess has done with Loki and give Bucky the happy ending and retirement he deserves 🥺

I’ve got a few pieces written already, but requests are open though I can’t promise I’ll write it if it doesn’t fit in with how I see this collections going ✨😊

Look forward to writing again!! 😍

[fyeahegerton]

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

[arrghigiveup]

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

[ceebee-eebee]

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[useless-bisaster]

See also:

(Source: Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett)

[bidoof]

if anakin can believe a dude who literally just confessed to lying to absolutely everyone about absolutely everything for ten consecutive years when they tell him he can save his wife by killing a hundred toddlers, then anakin can and will believe literally anything you tell him. absolutely any storm trooper could tell darth vader that he just got fired and he would instantly start sobbing

[darth--nickels]

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

[insomniumstella]

tinder

steve rogers x reader

summary: searching for the right man on tinder is becoming boring until y/n accidentally stumbles upon Steve’s profile

warnings: fluff, swearing(is that a warning), drinking(is drinking a warning too?)

word count: 1,622

Ah, Tinder, one of modern life’s greatest, but dumbest creations. Natasha peers over y/n’s shoulder as she swipes right on yet another guy, and makes a displeased sound, curling up on a different couch. “At this rate, you’re never finding a date. That guy was cute, should’ve swiped left on him.” She says and tops off her wine glass. “You’re not looking for a boyfriend, just a fun night out.”

“Maybe I am.”

“I agree with Natasha. You should give more guys a chance.” Sam points out from his place in the kitchen, interest piqued. He takes out two burritos from the microwave, handing one to Bucky, and walks over to couch Natasha’s sitting on. “Hey metal man, grab a few beers before coming over.” Bucky rolls his eyes, taking out two bottles of beer from the fridge, and walks over to the couch, sitting down too.

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[okidokigoku]

I NEED PART 2 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sunfortune]

destiel canon apparently but more pressing issue: 

why is this edited and acted SO weird. like they both shot their scenes separately lmfao

[limerentlink]

#ive never seen someone look so visibly homophobic; im losing my mind

[blutterlie]

the notes on this post are GOLD

[james-bionic-barnes]

Love & Marriage: The Invitation (1/4)

Summary: Your older sister is getting married, but that means you need a date for the wedding. You end up asking Bucky with no other option. In order to appease your overbearing parents and sister, you end up needing to fake being in a relationship with Bucky in order to make things go smoothly. Except there’s one problem - you have a crush on him, and it’s a recipe bound for disaster - but the wedding must go on.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 4,412

Warnings: language, mention of overbearing family, Bucky being kind of a little shit

A/N: hey everyone, here’s my newest series from a prompt from @caplanbuckybarnes writing challenge, “Will you be my date to the wedding?” this series will most likely be four parts, but I may extend to five just for fun if y’all want. I’m really excited for this one as it has some of my favorite tropes lol. as always, let me know if you want to be added to or removed from my tag list or want to send me any requests! please feel free to talk to me about my fics or anything in general, I love talking to y’all! I hope you enjoy 💜

           It’s a Tuesday afternoon when that fateful little envelope finds its way to you.

         “Mail time,” Steve announces, stepping off the elevator into the kitchen, a pile of mail tucked under his arm. He places the pile on the counter, and begins sorting through it, making separate small piles for the others. “Let’s hope it isn’t all spam mail.”

         “Where does your fan mail go, then?” you ask idly, helping him sort through the pile as you sit on the kitchen stool. Some of it seems just like bills or business letters for everyone here, including you – which you are surprised at. It’s kind of a hidden fact that you are living here, after all – you are just a standard civilian and not some hero. You just happen to be best friends with Wanda. You suppose there are people out there with enough connections to find that out, as strange as it is.

         “Ah, that’s a whole separate box,” Steve replies, flopping a magazine onto Sam’s pile. “It’s sent over to a storage unit before I sort through it.”

         You snort. “I’m surprised you don’t have two units, then.”

         He shrugs. “I read all of it, and keep record of them all as best as I can. It’s a lot of work, but it’s worth it. If you’re ever really bored, you can come with me to the unit one night and you can help.”

         “Sounds good to me,” you reply. “I like writing and organizing. It’s part of my job.”

         Steve thumbs through the last few letters, and pulls out one, pausing to read the fancy lettering. “Hey, this one seems genuine. A letter for you, from your sister.”

         You pale as you see the small white envelope, your sister’s over-the-top cursive listing your address on the letter, the ornate stamp placed in the corner. You can even smell your sister’s perfume on it – and that’s not a good sign. Although she’s over the top in general, you know that these are too many steps above for just a regular letter.

         “Oh, no,” you mutter, slowly opening the letter, seeing the gold leaf lining. You reach in, pulling out the white lace invitation. You pull on the satin bow holding it together, revealing what you were hoping not to see for another few days. You are not mentally prepared for this.

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[caplanreblogsfics]

Shes screwed beyond help and I swear if her and Bucky don’t sneak away in the middle of the wedding for some sort of make out session or something imma SCREAM! the tension between these two is ungodly and I need them to kiss and make out right this instant and holy shit please

[james-bionic-barnes]

hehe guess we’ll have to see what happens 👀😉

[caplanreblogsfics]

Don’t be a tease you demon 😡😡😡 you disappear for a long ass time and then pop up with this cute shit like??? Whomst are you??? Give me the cute shit or give me death.

[james-bionic-barnes]

don’t fear, you know how much my dorky ass loves fluff & romance! I assure you it’s on the way. just gotta make the wait worth it lol

[okidokigoku]

Don’t leave us waiting too long though 🥺