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The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

unyieldingsilence

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phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

theabigailthorn

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

rainbow-femme

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

trialsofthedas

making James Bond play the role of chauffeur so he can be in time out in the car while every other 00 candidate gets to go inside and mingle is objectively the funniest thing they could have done oh my god I love this game

crimeronan

i feel like i experience a weird amount of stress for a well-fed creature that stays inside a pleasant room doing fuckall all day. someone should look into this.

snuffysbox

I need to stop eating big single player games in a couple of bites 😔 now there's no more game left... and I'm still hungry... 😔

vexwerewolf

"His Majesty's Secret Service" and the fact that it's summer in Malta establishes that 007 First Light takes place in 2023 at the absolute earliest. James Bond's year of birth is listed as 2000 in the game.

Patrick Gibson's James Bond is canonically a zoomer

sneakydraws

Kyomoto is winning the race!

rojedir

I was reading a review of Look Back (the movie) and I thought this passage really explains the core of the story and why it sticks with you: