OldGoji

You may like it. You may not.

[superalicat]

Top ten best concert band instruments

[tacochuu]

10. No

9. Instruments

8. Are

7. The

6. Best

5. They

4. Are

3. All

2. Unique

1. Euphonium

[iamfuckingtrash]

they’re smiling down on me

[dullahanite]

who is ?

[iamfuckingtrash]

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[jaunes-hoodie]

Y’all are going to hell

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.

[thehotgirlproject]

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

[tony-hawks-underground]

@the-mighty-birdy

[appleshampooing]

Whoever photoshopped the Dashcon ball pit into this photo from the Fyre Festival did such a good job that Cosmo magazine put it in it’s list of things that went wrong at the Fyre Fest on Snapchat.

[peachysap]

The girl who sits behind me in chemistry passed me a note that just had a drawing of the 👌 hand.

[klubbhead]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[joshpeck]

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president

[weeniebagel]

Ed Edd n Eddy wasnt this complicated yall

[reborn-humanoid-deactivated2021]

[staraptor]

i want to kno more about kink manifestation tbh like what makes ppl think the weirdest things are hot. like is there any reason to it? is it just getting bored with everything normal idek

[staraptor]

england what did you unleash

[scottish]

i cant believe the english are responsible for vore

[gabbyzvolt25]

I’m kinkshaming all of enlgand.

[stereocyon]

[travalicious]

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

[iamabagfullofcats]

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

[citricwitch]

Old art I never finished or posted (for obvious reasons)

[element-of-change]

hmm, id say, for obvious reasons, this is fucking perfect as is

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[dat-soldier]

i spent way too much time on this

[dat-soldier]

i spent way too much time on this

[shimanamii]

More Relatable Yui™ content from yours truly

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.