hug life

Elina. I like all kinds of silly things.

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

youtube knows me

[davidenth]

[punchesco]

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

[softwaring]

[qillermeme]

[argumate]

[jame7t]

Oh that social faux pas you committed? Nobody remembered that. Nobody remembered how you stuttered or went off topic or said something embarrassing. Well, nobody except the sorcerer who saw you do it. Yeah, he saw it. He cursed you to remembered to forever too. Yeah that’s the only reason why you still think about it. Kill the sorcerer to win.

[guooey]

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

[fatsexybitch]

He's got his own dinner theme

[noiivvern]

[prussianmemes]

to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...

[mr-deep-downer]

fool you are in the food

[fieldbears]

peets in the eats

[obiwan]

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

[funny-tik-toks]

[tiredlylaughing]

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

[beepost-generator]

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

[kosmogrl]

[shutyourmoustache]

Not even remotely kidding when I say that if you don’t fuck with the LGBTQIA+ community, I do not and will not fuck with you. Big ass love to all the queer folks out there. If you’re on my blog, you’re in a safe place.

[scifiisforgirlsgaystheys]

RIP Carrie Fisher you would’ve loved sticking it to the man during the actors’ strike

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]