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WBOTY Semi-Finals: Poll 2

Dan & Phil vs Hank Green

Dan & Phil

Hank Green

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

olliebutanxious

im so sorry hank green i promise i love your content too

pseudophan

dan and phil i'm so sorry. unfortunately this is very funny

topsonlyybar

they should tier rank these like Hank Green did w the press about his cancer diagnosis

dick-chugger

My favourite dead celebrity who I'm unhealthily attached to is 171 years old today ‼️

kiraqueendom

“ Bro, that’s fucking gay.”

Oh thank god, I thought I was losing my touch.

lzbth-deactivated20150219

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

somecluelessidiot

Regulus: *taps table*

Sirius: *taps back*

James: What are they doing?

Remus: Morse code.

Regulus: *aggressively taps table*

Sirius: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

pinoruno

hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.

ed-recoverry

THERE ARE NO USELESS MAJORS!!

Learning about theater is important! Learning about art is important! Learning about sociology is important! Learning about history is important! Learning about anthropology is important! Learning about philosophy important! Learning about music is important! Learning about English is important! Learning about dance is important! Learning about photography is important! Learning about art history is important! Learning about ethnic studies is important! Learning about theology is important! Learning about performing arts is important!

Usefulness does not equal high income!

All education is important!

daisyofwaterdeep

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

battlecrazed-axe-mage

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

orphanedsource

I’m hypnotized

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I'm constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

um

#i can put spaces in tags #ahhhh #ok

sigh

#igottheapp #tostalkmyboyfriend #consensually #ipromise #alsotoscroll #hadtofigureouttagging #okbye

kindofwriter

My spiciest Zoscar QPR take is that there is no way they’d share a bedroom.

Wilde would have so much stuff. So much useless, useless stuff that Zolf wouldn’t want getting in the way of his navy-style system of organisation. And he’d sleep with 17 pillows and absolutely no blankets, because he still runs hot from the resurrection.

And Zolf would make reading noises until the early hours of the morning, and keep trying to tidy Wilde’s stuff away, and it would drive him up the wall.

And sure, sharing a bed is nice for companionship and such, but they’ve been there done that and come out the other side with the knowledge that it is so much better just to have your own space.

That doesn’t mean that Wilde doesn’t flop into Zolf’s bed in the morning and loudly declare “sorry, did I wake you?” in a ploy to get Zolf to make him breakfast.

Or that Zolf doesn’t sometimes bundle his duvet up and shuffle across the hall into Wilde’s room, where he inches his way across the bed until he can lay a hand over Wilde’s heart, feeling his heartbeat, then drift into a peaceful sleep like that.

But they’re both way too annoying not to have their own space.

writing-prompt-s

You run a café on the edge of life and death. Souls who have been departed from their bodies temporarily, such as in comas or near-death experiences, can relax in your quaint cafe for as long as they need before they can either return to their bodies or begin their journey to the afterlife.

headspace-hotel

being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.