that mckinley nerd

Hi. My name is Oliver, it's nice to meet you! ^_^ 17/Male/England Aromantic ENTP

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[bluecoolkind]

pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*

today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)

so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.

[useless-spain-facts]

That time when Spain didn't exist

[exce-lsior]

This is a milestone of the Internet

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

port o rico

[choudo-ii]

spania

[edwardspoonhands]

But like English is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak English in Australia and Can a’ da and stuff but it’s not like theres a place caled Englia full of English *people*

[alroundnoob]

But like German is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak German in Austria and Switz ‘r land and stuff but it’s not like theres a place called Germania full of German *people*

[languageoclock]

But like Dutch is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Dutch in the Netherlands and Belg i’ um and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dutchia full of Dutch *people*

[languagestudyblr]

But like Danish is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Danish in Greenland and Far o’ e Islands and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dania full of Danish *people*

[blue-raspberry-poptart]

But like French is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak French in Haiti and Mon a’ co  and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Frenchia full of French *people*

[afluffypuff-deactivated20180518]

But like Chinese is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Chinese in Hong Kong and Sing a’ pore and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Chineseia full of Chinese *people*

[microcroft]

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

[microcroft]

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

[enyafan]

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

[thechimie-deactivated20160127]

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

[clankrnernes]

[deadpoolic]

It’s not easy being John.

[bowditch]

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh

[cuddles-for-cassie]

@royslittleharper Maia needs to control her bf

[witch-lock]

this is what an lgbt music playlist mix looks like before and after restricted mode. fuck you youtube 

[endofeva1997]

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

[photophorez-blog]

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

[beasthenshin]

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

[memewhore]

[setheverman]

what the fuck is this

[super-metroid]

i found it at the corner store

[olliemorgan]

(by the way my new url is manicdreampixieboy you can follow me if you like. c:)

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

people shouldn’t be shocked that bruce wants to fight superman like honestly catch him in the right mood and he’d fight his own reflection 

[damnitlonnie]

Her name isn’t Bruce her name is Caitlyn

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

do you really think this post is about caitlyn jenner……. what…….

[perny]

This just in: Caitlyn Jenner is gonna fight Superman.

[berrytoejam-deactivated20190411]

she’d probably win

[towniebymitski]

boys get so much reward for being so mediocre. “omg my boyfriend doesnt hate me when I forget to shave my legs! he is so special! ily bby!”

[charaznable]

when ur gay and the teacher mentions the “lgbt community”

[mrdestructo]

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

"Dong," he said. "Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong."

"What’s that?" said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

"Open up," he said, unzipping. "That’s the fuck doorbell."

[firstjumperonfire]

I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

[mariofartwii]

me as hell

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

[mariofartwii]

me as hell