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One of my commission examples <3 this is my roommates dog, Susie Q, and I love her so much. Commissions are still open!
Commissions are open! Message me if you’re interested, or contact me on my Instagram @shawnasaur.
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Pick a god and pray.”
-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening
Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…
this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
reblog and he will protect you
this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help
Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection
GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:
The meaning behind my url:
A picture of me:
How many tattoos i have and what they are:
Last time i cried and why:
Piercings i have:
Favorite band:
Biggest turn offs:
Top 5 (insert subject):
Tattoos i want:
Biggest turn ons:
Age:
Ideas of a perfect date:
Life goal:
Piercings i want:
Relationship status:
Favorite movie:
A fact about my life:
Phobia:
Middle name:
Height:
Are you a virgin?
What’s your shoe size?
What’s your sexual orientation?
Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
Someone you miss:
What’s one thing you regret?
First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
Favorite ice cream?
One insecurity:
What my last text message says:
Have you ever taken a picture naked?
Have you ever painted your room?
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Have you ever slept naked?
Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
Have you ever had a crush?
Have you ever been dumped?
Have you ever stole money from a friend?
Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Have you ever snuck out of your house?
Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever made out with a stranger?
Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Have you ever seen someone die?
Have you ever been on a plane?
Have you ever kissed a picture?
Have you ever slept in until 3?
Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?
Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Have you ever made a snow angel?
Have you ever played dress up?
Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
Have you ever been lonely?
Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
Have you ever been to a club?
Have you ever felt an earthquake?
Have you ever touched a snake?
Have you ever ran a red light?
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Have you ever had detention?
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Have you ever hated the way you look?
Have you ever witnessed a crime?
Have you ever pole danced?
Have you ever been lost?
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
Have you ever felt like dying?
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Have you ever sang karaoke?
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Have you ever sang in the shower?
Have you ever made out in a park?
Have you ever dream that you married someone?
Have you ever glued your hand to something?
Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
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Have you ever been a cheerleader?
Have you ever sat on a roof top?
Have you ever brush your teeth?
Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Have you ever played chicken?
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Have you ever cheated on a test?
Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
I think these are so fun, y’all send some!
Guys I know this isn’t cat related but I’m so bored so please send me some asks
I feel like I just lost 50 rounds of never have I ever...
This was funnier in my head
depression vs. anxiety
This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.
Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.
The Signs as ỵ̴̢̡̺̥͎͂̓͗̃̅͊o̝̭͉̖͓ͨ̿ͣ͑̀͒͗͂̌̓̄́̐͐̂̕͡u̧̨̡̥̫̭̗̮͖̯̼̮͎̳͂ͬͣ̉̐͑ͅ?
Aries: You are the zulu spear in a telemarketers neck. Unexpected, and mercifully quick.
Taurus: You are the fistfight in the chuck-e-cheese. Far more fun than you have any right to be, honestly.
Gemini: You are the creepy mannequin at the target. Equal parts pretty and unsettling.
Cancer: You are the blood spattered harmonica. There is a strange story behind you.
Leo: You are peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut with a hatchet. Fashioned of the same stuff, but in a more interesting way.
Virgo: You are the substitute teachers broken collar bone. Mysterious, a source of gossip perhaps?
Libra: You are the Druid at Disneyland. Having a lot of fun under your terrifying mask.
Scorpio: You are the newest drug sweeping the nation. A source of panic for good christian mothers.
Sagittarius: You are the exposed nipple at the PTA meeting. Unintentionally the most fascinating thing in the room.
Capricorn: You are distant booming laughter. Foreboding, but quite the nice time.
Aquarius: You are a hijacked forklift. A tiny, yet gleeful, force of destruction.
Pisces: You are the barrel of antlers at the antique shop. Full of the prettiest parts of many dead things.
the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end
I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.
and then there’s Jack
“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”
Do you mean…
Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom
Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords
Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands
Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away
Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself
Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were
Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew
Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else
Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner
Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave
Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack
Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured
Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.
Elizabeth Swann is a queen.
My parents have been married for 19 years and together for 20 and I asked them what they were doing for valentines and they both looked so disgusted and said it was commercial and they hated it and then my dad said to me that every year he sends her flowers her favourite chocolates and a card pretending to be a secret admirer because although they think it’s a stupid holiday he wants her to have chocolate and then I went to my mum and asked about her secret admirer and she said it was a running joke between them cause my dad spends the day saying he’s gonna beat up her secret admirer and they both know it’s him but it’s been going for twenty years and my mum keeps the cards and if that isn’t love idk what is
all mosquitoes deserve to die
Awww, come on dude, don’t be like that. I mean, you know the ecosystem would collapse without them :o
Actually fun fact, mosquitoes are one of the few species that if they went extinct, the ecosystem wouldn’t be affected very much and no real harm would come from removing mosquitoes entirely !
Let The Extermination Begin
The most common species of Mosquito is extremely invasive (originally from Africa). They’ve taken over niches in many ecosystems that used to be held by other small flying insect species, sometimes to the point that the natural ones go extinct. We could be fine by exterminating mosquitos, but only if we do so slowly enough for the local species to repopulate and uphold that level of the food chain. People are developing ways to do this, one of which is to develope a gene that both makes male mosquitos infirtle, but also REALLY sexy. That way most of the females will mate with them and have infertle eggs.
Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*
Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*
Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?
Kid: The woods!!
Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?
Another kid: The sun!!
Me: That’s … in space, so no
Yet another kid: Earth!!!
Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …
Several kids: The zoo!!!!
Me: A continent is–
Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is
All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA
every note on this post is 1 kiss 4 my lizard
1. That’s a very good gecko.
2. Do not kiss. Do not get salmonella. Only blow kisses to geck.
honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously
like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party
I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.
What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.