Kiwiblog

Hero of Ferelden, Champion of kirkwall, herlad of andraste, hero of the citadel and humanties first spectre. "When in doubt, cast magic-missile"

[cy-lindric]

the kids !!!!

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[ironiccasey]

I literally just got an insurance check for 400,000 dollars? I shit you not?

[jehovahhthickness]

Let me hold a dollar.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[radio-cybertron]

Money Cat, I need money for rent and deposits. I need full time work that’s permanent, and I need extra money in my pocket. Helps?

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via BeyondMusing)

[enrique262]

[primarining]

Chad the Impaler

[primarining]

Dracula the Virgin

[omegaemu]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[sagihairius]

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

[daglout]

Elaborate

[sagihairius]

so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldn’t find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldn’t figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didn’t care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didn’t think anything of then it started saying like “get in the car” and “they’ll never find you” and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said “where’s bob” which is my dad who wasn’t home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out

this didn’t stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didn’t have a problem

[thefirstwindsor-deactivated2018]

I wonder if George V would have been a custard cream or ginger nut kinda bloke?

[nutsacktorturer]

definitely an hobnob

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[tastefullyoffensive]

[princesstigerbelle]

Have a good day at work little buddy

[snakewife]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[historicaltimes]

Dutch girls escorting American soldiers to a dance

via reddit

[depsidase]

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[zonerz]

this is the special Triple Legendary lootbox, reblog for nothing but luck this Halloween

[achievement-hunter]

Imagine being called a casual by your own grandpa

[hunks-only]

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]