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Craggle the Wudwud has graced your dashboard.
He's probably stolen your stuff. Check your pockets.
I have no idea who this is... but I feel compelled to repost the cute little bugger...
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
Tag 10 people for the tag game
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How ironic my death is the same thing as I posted this…
God if only.
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Damn, who the fuck did I piss off in Hell?
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Ugh, fine...
...I choose to believe her thighs did me in
I died very happy
Have A Nice Day!
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HAVE A NICE DAY
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Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
Tai 2.0 Master List
Tai 2.0 is a collaborative RWBY AU authored by @notmaplemable, @littlelewdmable, and @howlingday. Some material in this that may not be suitable for some audience members. Reader discretion is advised.
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idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
Nightwing gleefully perpetuates this by never ever mentioning he was Robin and being visibly confused when anyone sorta recognizes him as having been.
This entire thing changes at least half of Jason's comeback plans because
"Bruce replaced you."
Jason looks at the picture then squints at Talia. "The fuck you talking about?" Because even confused as fuck after that very disorienting dip he's committing to the bit that's been a major part of his Robin run
"You were Robin."
"No? That's clearly Robin right there. I'm way too big to be Robin anyway. Robin's tiny." Duh
Someone: Ok so you were obviously robin.
Tim: No??? Im Red Robin? Not robin.
Someone: BUT YOU WERE ROBIN YOU JUST CHANGED YOUR SUIT AND ADDED RED!
Tim: Bruh Ive always been red robin. Do I look like a small child to you? Robin is literally right there.
The rest of the League seriously considering if Robin is some sort of immortal child. Were his changes a reflection of some major crossover event they forgot about as the timelines realigned.
This just adds to the league betting pool of “What the fuck is Batman” and “What the FUCK is Gotham”. Sure Superman SAYS he’s human but they all randomly went to the watchtower at night, and Bruce was there, in full costume (does he ever take it off?), eyes white (the light reflecting) like a cat, STARING AT THE TELEPORTER LIKE HE HE EXPECTED THEM
Batman looking at the options in the betting pool:
Vampire
Catman
Ghost
A Collective Delusion
Their Conscience
Some alien that Superman recruited out in space.
Another face of Twoface.
Child Smuggler, (that’s where he keeps getting those kids from).
All five Robins in a trenchcoat.
The Question in a different outfit.
Japanese samurai cowboy.
This. Is. The. Moment.
RAWHIDE KOBAYASHI?
Latin phrases to use as incantations.
This is gonna be a long list.
ab intra - from within
ab origine - from the source
absit iniuria - “let insult be absent”
absit invidia - “let envy be absent”
absit omen - “let omens be absent”
ab uno disce omnes - from one, learn all.
abyssus abyssum invocat - deep calleth unto deep
a capite ad calcem - from head to heel
acta non verba - actions not words
ad altiora tendo - “I strive to higher things”
ad astra - to the stars
ad fontes - to the sources
ad meliora - towards better things
ad oculos - to the eyes
ad undas - to the waves
ad victoriam - to victory
adsum - I am here
a fortiori - from the stronger/from strength
a mari usque ad mare - from sea to sea
audeamus - let us dare
audentes fortuna iuvat - fortune favors the bold
audi, vide, tace - hear, see, be silent
beatae memoriae - of blessed memory
bona fide - in good faith
bono malum superate - overcome evil with good
capax infiniti - holding the infinite
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
cave - beware
ceteris paribus - all other things being equal
circa - around
citius, altius, fortius - faster, higher, stronger
clavis aurea - golden key
cogito ergo sum - I think, therefor I am
compos mentis - in control of the mind
concilio et labore - by wisdom and effort
concordia cum veritate - in harmony with truth
concordia salus - well-being through harmony
coniunctis viribus - with connected strength
consummatum est - it is complete
corruptus in extremis - corrupt to the extreme
crescit eundo - it grows as it goes
de novo - from the new
de profundis - from the depths
dies irae - day of wrath
dona nobis pacem - give us peace
ego te provoco - I challenge you
esse est percipi - to be is to be perceived
esse quam videri - to be, rather than to seem
esto quod es - be what you are
ex animo - from the soul
ex luna scientia - from the moon, knowledge
ex scientia tridens - from knowledge, sea power
ex silentio - from silence
ex undis - from the waves of the sea
experientia docet - experience teaches
fac et spera - do and hope
fac fortia et patere - do brave deed and endure
faciam quodlibet quod necesse est - I’ll do whatever it takes
faciam ut mei memineris - I’ll make you remember me
facta, non verba - deeds, not words
fortis et liber - strong and free
fortis in arduis - strong in difficulties
gloriosus et liber - glorious and free
hic abundant leones - here lions abound
hic et nunc - here and now
hic sunt dracones - here there are dragons
hinc illae lacrimae - hence those tears
hinc itur ad astra - from here the way leads to the stars
igni ferroque - with fire and iron
in memoriam - into the memory
in nocte consilium - advice comes over night
libra - balance
littera scripta manet - the written words endure
locus standi - a right to stand
luceo non uro - I shine, not burn
luctor et emergo - I struggle and emerge
mare liberum - free sea
memento vivere - remember to live
more ferarum - like beasts
natura non contristatur - nature is not saddened
nec spe, nec metu - without hope, without fear
noli me tangere - do not touch me
ophidia in herba - a snake in the grass
pro se - for oneself
propria manu - by one’s own hand
quaere - to seek
quod abundat non obstat - what is abundant does not hinder
resurgam - I shall arise
semper ad meliora - always towards better things
semper anticus - always forward
semper apertus - always open
semper fortis - always brave
semper liber - always free
stet - let it stand
tuebor - I will protect
vera causa - true cause
Weiss: *confesses that she used to be slapped by her father*
Jaune, a Prime in human form for all intents and purposes:
I can just imagine Jaune turning Jacques to past then healing him so he can do it again.
Doctor of War & Sorrow
Doctor of Fire and Sin.
Lord of Fire and Sorrow
King of Pain and Agony
King of Nightmares and Darkness
Monsieur Nightmares Madness
Ice king: Beyond the ice
(idea/vague direction by megareader93)
Yang: alright, who here has issues with their family?
Jaune:…where did that come from? but, yeah, kinda…then again…
Yang: he’s conflicted, so I’d say yes. Hm? Weiss-y?
Weiss: my father is not a good man, and my mother is negligent.
Blake: we all know your father is not a good man.
Nora: yeah, tell us something new and spicy!
Weiss, eye twitching: what?!
Nora: yeah! weiss’ dad is mean and water is wet, so-
Weiss, tearful: he has hit me! whenever I would act up, he would hit me and call it discipline!
silence…
Nora, frightened: sorry, Weiss.
Weiss: I- ugh. Look, you didn’t know, so I don’t blame you, okay?
Yang: yup. Instead, how about we fantasize how we want to beat him up. I vote the pinata method.
Nora: break his legs!
Pyrrha: well, maybe shave him bald?
Yang: He’d look like a scrotum!…great idea!
Ruby: ehehe~ wait, where’s jaune?
about two days later, in Atlas…
Jacques Schnee was enjoying a new day of profits for his company. Who cared about faunus? The only thing they were good for was cheap labor, and that was it. Really, without someone like him, who would dare employ them, anyway? he was doing them a kindness, letting them work for him.
Such was the twisted logic of Jacques Schnee. However…
Jacques: hm? what is that noise?
Jaune: BEYOND THE ICE, INTO THE DEEP
a very angry blonde was flying a bullhead while blaring infernal-sounding music from its speakers. jacques stared at the odd and uncouth spectacle with disdain, right up until he realized where the bullhead was going.
Jaune: THERE LIES A MONSTER YOU CANNOT DEFEAT
It was coming right at his office with the bigwindowOHF-
With a horrid crush, the body of Jacques Schnee was mangled and torn asunder, killing him horribly.
A fitting end, truly.
Jaune stumbled out of the cockpit of the wrecked Bullhead, dizzy and disoriented.
Jaune: whooh…wow, what came over me….huh?
The thing with adrenaline and general bloodthirst was that it made blood flow faster. In every limb.
Jaune, whispering to himself: why am I hard??
The blonde looked up to see the face of an older woman, looking oddly like Weiss, staring agape at the young man who just flew a massive hunk of metal into her husband and had a boner pressing against his jeans.
To her, he looked hungry.
Willow: ah. Whatever shall I do? A fierce barbarian has come to claim me~
Jaune: um
Willow felt odd. Her husband had died. Sure, no love was held for him anymore, but she should not have felt this…
horny.
Willow: To think I, Willow Schnee, would be claimed so forcefully.
Jaune: uh
Willow: A strapping young man has come to kill my husband and…make me his…
She shuddered in delight at the thought, even as Jaune stared at her, boner still raging. he would admit that she was a mature beauty, even if he could smell the alcohol wafting off of her from where he stood.
Willow: goodness, he would ruin me for any other.
Okay, her dirty talk actually did it for him. So he walked up to her…
Jaune: okay, um, ma’am? I kind of got drunk on pure rage and now this happened. Would you mind letting me rest a bit, because my legs feel like jelly. We can talk meanwhile, if you want.
Willow: ….
Jaune:….
Willow: can we cuddle?
Jaune: what kind of damage did he do…? okay, sure.
As the two left, Klein Sieben, the Schnee family butler, entered the scene of the crash. The only recognizable part of Jacques was his torn-off head, mouth agape in a wordless scream.
Picking it up, Klein did what he secretly always wanted to do.
Klein: Goodness, Mr Schnee, have you truly lost your head?
“Jacques” (actually Klein speaking for him): Well, I am not really in the mood, Klein.
Klein: why is that?
“Jacques”: because I am saaaad. I have a miniscule manhood. A pictographic penis. A whiny weenie. A micropenis. A truly tiny-
Klein interrupted himself to chuckle at the morbid display he put up, the collected himself and smiled down at the head.
Klein: Time to take out the trash.
With that, he lobbed the head like a basketball into a nearby trashcan, hitting it in one.
Klein was quite proud of that.
(morbid? sure. did he deserve it? Absofuckinglutely.)
Just reread your dc hero colorguard au and just remembered an idea for another. The cast is isekaied into the last game they played. (Each one into a different game if it wasn’t clear) After some time in the real world they all come back and discuss what happened to them. Whether they bring back the items and skills they acquired with them is up to you.
(Oh i love that story, Og gold. And that sounds like a fun write! Why not?)
Today. . . . .was a long day. Months ago Jaune had woken up on a different world he had no idea how he got into, a random guy ripped his arm off before turning it into a sword and using it to create a portal away, and after months he finally defeated him on top of his own weird gigantic tree.
It didn't took too long for him to realize this place was inside the game he had played prior to all going down, but it finally seemed to be over with him defeating the final boss and a portal showing up out of nowhere, and sure enough, he was back on his dorm, only funny enough, he still had the long coat, the big sword and the ability to swap between his blue magical arm and his robotic arms. His friends would not BELIEVE what he just went through!
Except. . . .they probably would, considering they all looked like they had gone through something similar.
Jaune: Soo. . . .i guess I wasn't the only one.
Ren: *with dark clothes and a massive sword on his back* You could say that. Does anyone know what happened?
Yang: *with a pair or metal arms* Oh my god ruby! Are you okay!? Who hurt you!?
Ruby: *with a green armor, double barreled shotgun and completely covered in blood* Don't worry sis, i'm fine. It's not my blood anyways.
Weiss: *holding a big key and wearing oversized shoes* That does not make it any less concerning.
Blake: *wearing white clothes with a hood over her face and with sharp blades concealed on her wristbands* At least it's better than Nora's gettup.
Nora: *wearing only rags to conceal her chest and private areas and holding a stupidly big golden hammer.* It's not a gettup! This is all I need! Everyone knows that armor is for casuals and scrubs that don't know how to dodge and parry.
Ren: *Eyes glued on her* It's not that bad really.
Jaune: P-pyrrha!? Are. . .are you okay?
Pyrrha: *pale white skin, a red tattoo covering her left eye and going all around her body, using mostly red rags and with a massive sword through her stomach* O-oh, this? Don't worry, it will heal once I take it off. . . .at least I hope it does.
Yang: so. . .i'm guessing we all went into different games, it's nice to see that we all came out unscathed.
Weiss: You don't look surprised for someone who went through something like that.
Yang: And can you blame me? I joined an actual mortal kombat! Beating everyone to a pulp was amazing!
Weiss: You still seem to have lost your arms though?
Yang: What? Me? loosing arms? Not in a million years! It's just that I enjoy fighting with jax's kit more than the rest, but I could switch them at will before every fight. Let me check. . . *Closes her eyes and focuses, her arms then turn back to normal before they start to freeze, when her eyes open again they're blue instead of lilac* See? Pretty cool right? *Grins*
Ruby: *deadpans* Using sub zero for ice puns, You're so original yang.
Yang: It's even better now that I can turn into him! But what about you? Why are you covered in so much blood!?
Ruby: Because i ended up in doom eternal's world.
Yang: Doom!? I thought you only played Minecraft! Why didn't you tell me!?
Ruby: Because you're annoying when it comes to heavier games! And every time you're around I can only play safe stuff! Which is why when you're not around I switch to games like Doom eternal. . . .huh, i guess that's why i ended up there.
Jaune: Is that why I couldn't find my copy of doom eternal anywhere? For like a month!?
Ruby: *sheepishly* m-maybe?
Yang: That's not important! Are you okay?
Ruby: Yang, i've literally spent my time blowing demons brains up at point blank with stupidly strong guns, it's not exactly much different from what i already do. Except i had Burning rusty to look out for me instead of crescent rose.
Yang: . . . .who?
Ruby: *hugging the double barreled shotgun* Burning rusty, my best friend there. We blew so many brains together!
Yang: . . . .you being so okay with that kind of concerns me.
Jaune: I've been fighting demons nonstop too so I can say it's not that bad really.
Ruby: Devil may cry?
Jaune: Devil may cry
Ruby: nice.
Weiss: I will never understand the appeal of such violent games.
Yang: Yeah, you enjoy kids games instead, right ice queen?
Weiss: Kingdom hearts is not a kids game! It has a deep story and lore, interesting characters and an intricate combat system.
Ruby: Wasn't that the game with donald and goofy?
Weiss: Yes and they're wonderfully placed in the story!
Blake: The story about how friendship beats everything and a good heart can save the world?
Nora: Boooriiiing~!
Weiss: *pink* Shut up! You idiots wouldn't know what quality is even if it slapped you in the face!
Nora: I know what quality is! But I like running strength most of the time. *Grins*
RWBY/J_PR: *confused silence*
Nora: . . . .Really!? How did I end up with so many filthy casuals around me!?
Ren: Please don't mind her, she forgets that not everyone is a soulsborne addict like she is.
Nora: It's not addiction! It's called having great taste. While you have been playing around pretty games with guns and magic that can cheese everything, I've been playing a REAL game, suffering the worst kinds of challenges and hammering my enemies into submission!
Jaune: Honestly, Pyrrha looks like she had it worse..
Pyrrha: *taking off the massive blade and watching the wound heal* It wasn't that bad, i always wanted to try the blades of exile out.
Jaune: I mean taking the gods out. I can picture you beating them down and apologizing a hundred times while at it.
Pyrrha: I didn't apologize-! *Pink* . . . . .t-that many times.
Jaune: Aww it's okay *hugs her* That's one of the cute things I love about you.
Pyrrha: *red* you're so mean. . . .
Yang: *Evil smile* Vomit boy! You were at devil may cry five, right?
Jaune: yeah.
Yang: Do you have every arm Nero had?
Jaune: I think so. Why?
Yang: *grinning* Why don't you show Pyrrha that one white arm?
Pyrrha: I have a bad feeling about this
Jaune: Uuhhhh, okay. *Switches his arm into the sweet release* It's not that great really, it helped we to heal sometimes but- *turns it on, making it vibrate* it makes this annoying sound and keeps going up and down, i'm not really a fan of this arm.
Yang: You're not, but I think Pyrrha loves it.
Pyrrha: *dark red* YANG!!!
Jaune: ?????
Yang: You know I'm not wrong!
Pyrrha: A-anyways! Where have you been Ren?
Ren: Final fantasy seven, the remake one.
Nora: *staring with a dark aura* Ohh. . .really? What did you do while you were there?
RWBY/J_P_: *shivers*
Ren: Fought bad guys, went through the story and kicked sephiroth's ass.
Nora: *aura gets darker* anything ELSE?
Ruby: *shaking* i-is she okay?
Jaune: *whispering* Ren's first crush was on tifa back on final fantasy seven, and it got even stronger when the remake came out, Nora was always jealous of her.
Ruby: . . . . . . jealous of a fictional character?
Jaune: You really think that's the weirdest thing about nora?
Ruby: . . . . . .fair enough.
Nora: So?
Ren: Not really. *Pulls some clothes from his inventory* All I did was steal some extra clothes from tifa so I could see the girl I love wearing them.
Nora: *Dark aura vanishes, the evil look being replaced by a dumb smile* Hehehehe, well, if you're asking then how can i say no, right~?
RWBY/J_P_: HER HUMOR SHIFTS SO FAST!
Ruby: I guess that leaves Blake for last.
Blake: Assassin's creed brotherhood, killed a bunch of people including a rich family, the pope and freed a country. Nothing really amazing.
Weiss: one would think that killing the pope of all people would've been more impactful.
Blake: he was a pope in the fifteen hundreds.
Weiss: A corrupt pope. . .that makes it less egregious, I think.
Pyrrha: I'm surprised you like that franchise.
Blake: I don't, but Yang forced me to play.
Yang: And thank the gods I did! Can you imagine if I didn't force you? You would end up on that weird eroge I caught you playing the other day.
Blake: That wasn't an eroge, it was an visual novel with a few erotic scenes.
Yang: Same thing, your tastes don't really change.
Blake: It's definitely not the same thing, and it's not my taste either, I just borrowed from Ruby because I was curious to see what she was into.
Yang: *chokes*
Ruby: *red* YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!
Blake: . . . . .oops.
Yang: You have been playing what now!?!?
Ruby: I have needs okay!
Yang: I thought you didn't like that stuff!?
Ruby: Well sometimes I do! What's the problem with that!?
Yang: *crying* My little sister is growing up so fast. . . .she used to be such an innocent baby.
Weiss: *deadpans* I'm starting to think you're the baby here.
Yang: Shut up! I don't wanna hear that from a kingdom hearts player!
Weiss: THAT'S NOT A GAME FOR BABIES YOU IDIOT!!!
RW_Y: *start bickering*
Blake: . . . . *Sighs* I'm going back to my novels. *Leaves the room*
Nora: Ren! Ren! Can I try out the buster sword?
Ren: I don't think that would be a-
Nora: I can do it while dressed up as tifa~
Ren: *nosebleed* . . . .if you insist.
Nora: Hell yeah! *Drags him away*
Jaune: aaaaand they all left. Do you. . . .wanna play something?
Pyrrha: Honestly? I think I've had enough gaming for a while.
Jaune: yeah. . . .
Pyrrha: But. . . .i wouldn't mind if you could show me what your new arms do, i could try and help you to find new ways to use them. *red* E-even that white one can be useful for something if we try hard enough.
Jaune: Sound's good to me. Let's go then!
Pyrrha: Of course. YESSSS!!! THANK YOU NICO!!!
You Can Do Better Than Him
Jaune, and Pyrrha were in their dormroom along with Ren, and Nora, while the duo prepare to go to Jaune's hometown, and meet his parents for the first time.
Pyrrha: Oh, I can't wait to meet your parents, Jaune! Do you think they'll like me?
Jaune: Relax Pyrrha, they'll love you. You don't need to worry about it.
Nora: Yeah! You're, Pyrrha Nikos! Of course they're gonna love you!
Pyrrha: Yeah, your right! It’s just… I can’t help but feel nervous about it all.
Jaune: Don’t worry, I’ll be there with you, we can handle this.
Pyrrha: Are you sure?
Nora: You’re, Pyrrha Nikos, of course you’ve got this! Now, get out of here before you miss your flight! Oh, and say hi to new mom, and dad!
Pyrrha: Okay, bye guys!
Ren: Have fun you two!
Jaune: Don't worry guys we will; See you all in two weeks! Wait… New mom, and dad…?
~~~
24 hours later the dorm room to team JNPR's room slams open with a furious Pyrrha at the door, something Ren, and Nora thought they'd never see.
Pyrrha, seething with rage: I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!
Nora: WOW! Pyrrha?! What's wrong?! Did something happen with, Jaune's parents?
Pyrrha: Oh, something happened alright! Those bastards!
Ren: What happened, we've never seen you like this before? Did, Jaune's parents not like you or...!?
Pyrrha: 'Didn't like me? ‘Didn’t like me?!’ They fucking loved me?!!
Nora: W-What's wrong with that then?
Pyrrha: They took one look with me, and looked at Jaune, looked back at me, and told me I could do better then, Jaune?!
Nora: What?!
Ren: Why would they say that?
Pyrrha: Because they think I’m too good for, Jaune!? They knew who I was, knew of all of my achievements, and then started telling me I could better than, Jaune?! They then started asking me questions if I was okay; If, Jaune was forcing me to do this?! If I really was his girlfriend?! Then his sisters came along, and started asking me the same fucking questions!
Ren: Seriously?!
Nora: Yeah, seriously?! How could they say that about our glorious leader?!
Pyrrha: I know right! Jaune has been the most perfect person, and now boyfriend I've ever had! He's sweet, caring, comforting, funny, a bit of a dork, but he's the most perfect person I’ve ever met, and I love him! And, all they could do was question if he tricked me into dating him?!
Nora: Wow... Well, I guess that explains, Jaune’s crushing sense of self doubt issues...
Pyrrha: I know! Ten minutes after they all kept saying that utter bullshit, Jaune became like this?!
Pyrrha gestured to, Jaune who was huddled up in his bed, covered in his blankets quietly muttering to himself whether or not he was good enough.
Pyrrha: After that started to happen I grabbed our stuff, and left! Without another word to those bastards what so ever! I was looking forward to this for weeks only to arrive to that?! Bastards! I would have come home sooner, but the next flight back to, Vale wasn't available until today! Those utter bastards! How can they say those things about, Jaune, so easily at that?! Too good for him?! HA! Jaune's too good for me! And, if they can't see that, to HELL WITH 'EM!!!
Nora and Ren stood in the farthest corner of the room away from, Pyrrha cowering in fear that any moment she would snap, and let loose all hell upon them.
Pyrrha: Haa! ha haaa… Ahem… Sorry about that... I'm just very frustrated at all of this...
Nora: It's okay Pyrrha, I can understand why you're so angry. Honestly, I'm a little angry myself now as well...
Pyrrha: I'm gonna go cuddle with, Jaune now, I want my Knight, and I want him to be happy...
A knocking at the door is soon heard, Nora opens the door to reveal the members of Team RWBY.
Weiss: What's all that yelling about?! And...?! Why are Jaune and Pyrrha back?
Nora: Jaune's family insulted Pyrrha by saying she was too good for him. This made her mad and Jaune sad, which made Pyrrha really mad so they left after ten minutes, and came home. Pyrrha's now comforting Jaune to make him feel better.
Pyrrha, struggling to get under the blankets with Jaune.
Pyrrha: No, I'm not going away! We're gonna cuddle, and you're gonna love it!
Yang: You know, maybe they right... Maybe, Pyrrha is... Wha.. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Yang is suddenly thrown through an open window as they stare at a furious, Pyrrha holding her outstretched hand, ready use her semblance to fling the next idiot who dare insult her boyfriend.
Ruby: M-Maybe we should go...
Nora: Good idea!
Pyrrha watch them leave with a furious glare across her face, it slowly left as they, did leaving her to snuggle up close with her wonderful boyfriend.
Pyrrha: Don't listen to anyone has to say about us dating, Jaune, your perfect for me... Please... Please don't forget that...
Jaune reaches out and grabs Pyrrha pulling her closer.
Jaune: I know... It’s just hard sometimes… Thank you, Pyrrha... What you said… it means allot to me… Thank you… I love you...
Pyrrha: I love you too, Jaune...
Grimm Jaune when he doesn’t have anyone to talk to sometimes
He’s just off by himself being feral and acting on his curious instincts.
Grimm Jaune: *tugs Ruby cape*
Ruby: Hm?
Grimm Jaune: *walk away and sits down by what looks to be a snowman made of sand with grey stone eyes with a smile, seaweed hair and a red towel as a cape*
Ruby: Aw~
If that’s the case… Grimm Jaune discovering Ruby’s laundry~ 😏
Yang: (Walks by, stops, turns around and peeks at Jaune) Uh-oh. Hey, Ruby?! Jaune’s in the laundry!
Ruby: (Distant) So?
Yang: He’s wearing your bra!
Ruby: He’s WHAT?!
Yang: Yeah! He’s wearing it on his head! I think he thinks he’s a Nevermore!
Grimm Jaune: RAH! (Picks up Ruby’s panties and thumb-slings them around the room) RAH! RAH!
Yang: Hey, Ruby!? He’s got your panties now!
Ruby: (Doppler Effect of Ruby getting closer) Oh nonononononononononono! (Slides past Yang into the laundry doorframe) NO! BAD-! (Gets a pair of panties slinged to her face)
Cardin: “You’re vile! You’re foul! You’re flawed!” *Trying to hit him in a fight*
Jaune(smiling): “Also cute and fluffy!!!!”
*team rocketed him to the sky*
What instigated this fight before this;
Cardin: *across the arena* Abomination…
Grimm Jaune: Stupid head.
Ruby: Get Him Jaune! 😆💕
So Cute!
Cardin: Shut it bitc- 🤬
Jaune: *Growling Noise* 😡
Cardin: 😨
Ruby & Yang: 😦
Jaune: 😠
Yang: What the hell just happened!?
Ruby: What happened to my Cute Grimmboi! 😭
Cardin: I gi- 😰
Ruby & Yang: 😱
Ozpin Shielding a shivering Cardin: It would appear mister Arc is quite protective 😌
Ozpin: I do believe a apalogy to miss Rose would be in your best interest mister Winchester. ‘Sniff, sniff’ And a change of underwear 😑
What Are Those?! II
After the ear rupturing joyous scream of one, Nora, Valkyrie, the members of Team RWBY cam running to see the state if their friend, one half to see what all the excitement was, the other to remind them that they were in a library and that should kindly shut up.
Weiss: What are you screaming about?! This is the library: Be quiet!
Ruby: Is something wrong, you guys look like you’ve just seen a ghost?
Yang: And, Nora looks like she just won a years supply of free pancakes.
Nora: Oh, that would be heavenly… But, no! This isn’t as great as that, but its still awesome!
Yang: Mind telling us what it is?
Blake: Without screaming, please?
Nora: Sorry. Its that this is just so cool! Show ‘em, Jaune, show ‘em!
Jaune: Must I…?
Pyrrha: It’s best if you tell, Nora, or else she’ll tell them and then blow everything out of proportion…
Jaune: Damn, that is a good reason…
Yang: Oh? Vomit Boy’s got something to show us? This should be good.
Weiss: Hmph! I doubt anything, Arc has to show us will be that good…
Ruby: Oh! What is it! What is it!
Jaune: This is going to be a long day… Okay, watch closely…
Jaune opened his jaw wide, the quartet of girls leaned back in perpetration for something disgusting to happen, only to jump back in shock as several, large fangs came into view. Jaune held his mouth open for a moment before he closed his mouth, rubbing his sore jaw as he did so.
Jaune: Ow… I haven’t held my jaw open that wide for a while…
Yang: J-Jaune…?! Are you a faunas?!
Jaune: Yes, yes I am.
Weiss: Some sort of a snake faunas?!
Nora: Nope! Not even close! Come on, show them the thing!
Yang: The thing? There’s more?!
Jaune: Yeah… Just, watch out…
Weiss: Watch out?
Jaune puckered his lips before he blew out a quick jet of blue flames towards the group causing them to all jump back in shock.
Jaune: Tuh-duh…
They all stared at him in awe, and fear until, Ruby broke the silence with a squeal of joy.
Ruby: Oh my gods! You’re a dragon faunas! That’s awesome!
Nora: I know right!
Weiss: W-What?! I thought you were human?
Yang: Wow Weiss, way to judge someone on their appearance.
Weiss: Shut up! You were thinking it too!
Yang: But, I didn’t say it!
Weiss: Doesn’t make it better!
Ruby: Can you do anything else; like fly, bathe in lava, crush metal between your teeth!
Nora: Do you have a hoard of gold stashed away?!
Jaune: I get motion sick, when I fly in an airship, do you think I would get that if I could fly?
Nora: Quit avoiding the question!
Jaune: I’m not… whatever… No I can’t fly. I am fire proof, and no, we’re not going to see if I am, ‘lave proof!’ And no, as much as I would love to have one, I don’t have a hoard of gold stashed away.
RN: Naww…
Jaune: I can crush metal with my teeth, however. I don’t like doing it, the taste is horrible.
Pyrrha: Really, how come I’ve never seen you do that?
Jaune: Why would I?
Ren: Fair point.
Jaune: I have better than average hearing and sense of smell and taste.
Yang: Do you have night vision too?
Jaune: Yes…?
Weiss: What do you mean, yes? If you did you would known the answer to, Professor Oobalecks question about faunas having night vision?
Jaune: I didn’t know it was a Faunas thing! I just thought I had good eye sight is all.
Yang: I guess that makes sense…
Pyrrha: So, Jaune… what kind of faunas are you…?
Nora: That’s a silly question, he’s obviously a Dragon faunas!
Jaune: No, I’m not!
Weiss: If you’re not, then what are you?
Jaune: I… I don’t know…?
Ruby: So you are a dragon!
Jaune: No, that’s impossible!
Yang: What makes you say that, how many animals you know that breath fire?
Jaune: Uhh… none… B-But it’s impossible to be a dragon or something? All faunas are based off of a real, animal, bug, or fish. Dragons are just creatures from fantasy stories.
Ruby: Then why are you a dragon, Jaune?
Jaune: You guys are… Blake, help me out here! Blake…?
Whilst the rest of Team RWBY had accepted the fact that they’re friend was not only a faunas, but despite is arguments to the contrary, was some sort of Dragon faunas. Blake on the other hand had been stuck in a wild eyed state of petrified shock. Yang, had to literally nudge Blake with her elbow to break her out of her stupor.
Blake: Wait, what?!
Yang: You okay, Blake?
Blake: I what the fuck…?!
Jaune: Is the fact I’m a faunas that much of a shock to you, Blake?
Blake: Yes, no?! What…?
Ruby: I think you broke her…?
Yang: Oi, Blakey? Earth to Blakey?!
Blake: W-What?!
Yang: You okay, you’ve spaced out ever since we learned, Jaune is a Dragon.
Jaune: I’m not a dragon!
Nora: Shut up, and accept the fact that you are!
Jaune: Haaa…
Blake: E-Excuse me! I-I need to make a call?!
Blake soon darted out of the building like her life depended on it. While the rest couldn’t help but watch in surprise.
Jaune: Well, that felt ominous…
Weiss: A phone call, really?
Jaune: Well, to me it did…
~~~
Blake nervously tapped her foot as she waited for the Bullhead to reach Vale. She desperitly needed to reach the telecommunication tower, it was the only place she could place such an important call from. As soon as the Bullhead touched down she made a beeline for the tower, as soon as she got there she made her way to a terminal, where she quickly punched in a number she should have called ages ago. She nervously tapped her fingers against the desk as she waited for the call to go through. She nervously tapped against the desk until an all too familiar voice spoke.
Kali: Belladonna residence, Kali… Blake…?
Blake: H-Hi, Mom…
Kali: Oh, my baby girl! I… I… Ghira! Ghira, come quick, it’s Blake! Blake’s on the line!
Blake: Mom, nows not the time for a family reunion…
Kali: What?! I haven’t heard, much seen you in years! If not now, then when is it time for a family reunion?!
Blake: No, its… I’m at Beacon, I’m training to be a Huntress, and…!
Kali: Oh?! A Huntress! So you’re out if the Fang, good! I didn’t like it when you were following that bastard…?!
Blake: Mom, stop interrupting me and listen! There’s a Dragon Faunas at Beacon, a real Dragon Faunas at Beacon!
Kali: …
Kali: Bullshit…
What are Those?!
Another day at Beacon, another day drowning in school work, thought Jaune as he slowly grinded his way through all his school work. Could, be worse, he could be all alone in doing this, least he had his friends with him today to help him. However, the school work he was doing was so boring, he couldn’t help, but let out a hug yawn and…
Jaune: GRRK?!
Jaune’s body froze as he felt his jaw being pried to open. His eyes looked down to see his friend, Nora, with her hands prying his jaw open. She stared at him with this wild eyed, look, like she just found a treasure horde.
Jaune: Nora… What are you doing…?!
Nora: What. Are. Those?!
Jaune: My teeth…?!
Nora: Those aren’t teeth, those are fangs?!
Jaune: Technically still classified as, Teeth.
Nora pulled Jaune jaw a little further apart as she inspected the front row of Jaune’s teeth, which instead of where the normal human canines were in one mouth, Jaune had several,large and thick fangs in in his place. Such, teeth would often mark one, not a human, but a…
Nora: Are you a faunas?!
Jaune: If I answer, will you let go…?
Pyrrha: Nora, let go; You’re blocking the view…
Ren: And, hurting, Jaune too.
Pyrrha: And, hurting, Jaune!
Nora: Oops…
Nora let go with a giggle as Jaune grabbed the side of his Jaune and rubbed it.
Jaune: Ow… Any harder, and it feels like you could have dislocated my jaw…
Nora: I wouldn’t have done that! To you.
Jaune: The casual demeanour of how you say that unnerves me…
Nora: Quite stalling! Answer questions!
Jaune: Okay, okay! Yes, I am a Faunas, happy now?
NPR: No!
Jaune: Eh?
Nora: You kept the fact you were a faunas secret from us! Do you think were not angry about that?!
Ren: Well, I’m not upset as, Nora is. I am however, shocked that you didn’t tell us.
Pyrrha: Jaune, were… were you scared we would judge you if you were a faunas…?
Jaune: Eh…?! What, no no! I never thought that at all!
Pyrrha: Then why didn’t you tell us?!
Jaune: Because, I didn’t care if you knew whether, or not I was a faunas. So, I’ve got retractable fang, and and can do some flashy things, so what? I’m still Jaune, whether or not I’m a faunas or not.
Pyrrha: You are still just Jaune to us, it doesn’t matter whether, you’re a faunas or not, you’re still friend.
Jaune: Thanks, Pyrrha, that means allot.
Ren: Are we going to gloss over the fact he said: ‘Retractable fangs?’
Pyrrha: No, I was just reaffirming our friend ship is all.
Nora: Show us your teeth!
Jaune: Okay…
Jaune slowly opened his jaw as wide as he could, which was wider than most people could actually do. As he reached the mid way point, his teeth extended out farther, almost doubling in their overall size.
Jaune: There. Happy?
Ren: Wow…
Pyrrha: That explains why we never noticed till now…
Nora: Awesome!
Pyrrha: Wait, you should me a picture of your family, they’re all human… Are they… or were you adopted…? This doesn’t make sense…?!
Jaune: They’re human, all of them. My faunas traits, are just… a recessive gene. There were notes in my families personal history, journals and what not, that we had a few faunas ancestors, but most of the details were lost. Any normal, visible faunas traits just died out over the years due to breeding and what not. Till me that is. Hell we didn’t even notice till I lost all my baby teeth. At leats that’s what the doctors I saw think what happened.
Ren: That makes sense…
Pyrrha: Well, regardless of how you look, you’re still our Jaune~!
Jaune: Ahh… Thanks, Pyrrha that means allot.
Pyrrha: My pleasure, Jaune!
Ren: Wait, you said traits? Don’t, Faunas usually only have one trait?
Jaune: Well, most of them do; you do see the one or two with an odd second feature of sorts.
Pyrrha: So, do you have a second trait?
Jaune: Of sorts.
Nora: Ohh~! What is it?! Show me, show me!
Jaune: Okay, okay! Just give me a moment… I need to prepare… I don’t want to cause another… incident…
Ren: Incident…?
Jaune reeled his head upward, facing it towards the empty space of the open ceiling.
Jaune: Okay… here goes nothing…
Jaune’s mouth expanded, showing all of his long fangs as a small ball of blue fire flew outward from the gap between, Jaune teeth. Jaune quickly snapped his mouth shut as he saw the flames rise too high.
Jaune: Oh shit! Too much! Too much! Its been so long since I last did that?!
The flame slowly dissipated into nothing as Jaune breathed a sigh of relief.
Jaune: Okay… I should have done that outside… Would have been one hell of a problem if I tripped the fire alarm by accident! Let alone set any of the books on fire… Right, guys! Guys…?
Jaune lowered his head to face his friends, a trio who all stared at Jaune with slack-jaw and wild-eyed, and bewildered stares. Except Nora, hers soon turned into a wild maniacal smile as she screamed in joy at the top of her lungs.
Nora: Oh my god! YOU’RE A DRAGON?!!!
Jaune: What? Am not.
Nora: You are SO totally a dragon!
Jaune: Come on Nora, that doesn't make sense.
Ren: You have a mouth full of sharp teeth and breath fire.
Nora: Name one animal that can do that!
Nora crossed her arms in challenge. The other members of her team looking to their leader expectantly.
Jaune: Well- ... um.
Pyrrha: I can't say anything really comes to mind Jaune.
Jaune: But a DRAGON? Who else do you know-
Yang: Somebody Yang?
It seems the group of teens were so caught up in the current happenings of their conversation that they failed to notice their friends and sister team walking up on them. Though their introduction was met with sighs and rolled eyes from both teams at the tasteless pun from the blonde beauty of the group.
Yang: Aw, you guys suck, that was funny!
It didn't take long for the other leader amongst the group to recover from the comedic tragedy that had just taken place. Likely due to years of unfortunate exposure. And so was the first to address her seated friends.
Ruby: Hey guys! What's this about a dragon?
Nora: You guys are NOT going to believe this!
Jaune: Nora, you can't really expect them to believe-
Nora: Our fearless leader here IS A DRAGON FAUNUS!
RWBY: ... ... ...
Each of the members of team RWBY were well used to Nora's wild imagination by now, and so naturally looked to the sporadic girl's partner for a more sensible translation.
Ren: ... Presumably.
Weiss+Blake: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN YOU'RE A FAUNUS (ARC)?!
Ruby+Yang: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN YOU'RE A DRAGON?!
Between the shock and disbelief in Weiss and Blake's voices and the surprise... were those stars in their eyes...? from Ruby and Yang's, Jaune was at a loss, rarely ever being put into the spotlight like this.