Well memed, my dude.

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[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[with-practice]

[mosasadogs]

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

You Require the Milkshake

[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

caligula had anime eyes

[ainda4441-deactivated20230101]

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

[misterqueasy-blog]

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

[space-gynecologist-deactivated2]

“I tried coloring it and then I ruined it”

[prokopetz]

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

[themarysue]

WUT

[ten-and-donna]

Knowledge bomb!

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Many more fig leaves in strategic places appeared thanks to the Victorians too.

[gumch]

REPTILES ARE BACK

[gumch]

*REPLIES

[catbountry]

[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[septemberbells]

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

[septemberbells]

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

[brownfatfemme-deactivated202104]

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

[evashandor]

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

[iraffiruse]

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[spiralddt]

mythbusters season finale: proving the existence of god

“okay so what were gonna do is straight up kill Jamie Hyneman, then strap a go-pro to his ghost and see where it goes”

[omg2turnt]

The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don't you leave science to the scientists.

97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.

[weallheartonedirection]

When engineers are bored.

[madsciences]

Engineers are witches

[me-and-my-beard]

You can do it with your stove too

[brbjellyfishing]

I’m concerned

[amytipton]

[veronikelly-mars-deactivated201]

Free From Student Loans. 

[betheboy]

Ate the whole thing.

[iterativeimprovement]

Thanks for everything, Dad.

[adulthoodisokay]

Humans and dogs coexist.

[laurendestefano-deactivated2017]

that tiger ate trump

[the-meme-universe]

your exam was canceled 

[deactivated1629437480-deactivat]

Married and twice published.

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

I accomplished something today.

[emospritelet]

Congratulations on your PhD

[licieoic]

Sleeping well, pain-free.

[nightinngales]

Lexa will never die.

[lifethelabyrinth]

Clarke fucked the commander.

[decalexas]

The CW fires Jason.

[honestlynicolai]

Queer characters will live.

[vaguelyethereal]

No more dead lesbians

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[iraffiruse]

[snoochieboochiesz]

OH MYGOD WHY

[rott-rott-rott-rott-blog-deacti]

No.I’m done.

[buytnahthobye-deactivated201503]

why

[yougotvexed-blog]

I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

[nigiris]

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

[pervocracy]

My sister’s boyfriend is a flavor scientist; he designs flavorings for soft drinks.  He told me two things about the business:

a) The flavor that tastes “right” to most people often isn’t the actual flavor of the purported fruit/spice/whatever.  For instance, a flavor compound naturally found in peaches might be the magic ingredient to make a raspberry-flavored drink taste correctly raspberry-y.

b) “People really like anything that’s sweet and red.  People are basically hummingbirds.”