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#he’s so handsome 😳 #he looked at you for five hours now 😍😘🥰💖

booty shorts that say “i will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender there will be no white flag above my door im in love and always will be” on the ass

thebootydiaries

No frick you bro. That’s not funny. You better take that back dude. Why the hell would you say despacito is gay bro? You don’t get it. Freaking take it back dude. I’m about to lose my chill bro take it the frick back I’m being serious

frogsuggest

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing….

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

ayellowbirds

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

dr-archeville

#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian

Wow!

sludgejudy-deactivated20170915

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

coratorium

the digimon movie is really good

inabasket

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

dalbirdy-deactivated20200626

why cant i ever stop thinking about dick

bpd-hellfire

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems

tredlocity

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

tredlocity

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

shalrath

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

robomartyr

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

replicated-archive

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

replicated-archive

That’s why Californians are like that

lynati

Time to plastic over the windows for the season.

thelostknee-deactivated20210422

????? Why??????????

gallusrostromegalus

You put the plastic on the windows to stop the heat from leaking out of your house from between the panes, through the glass itself, and where the window is attatched to the rest of the house. This does make a drastic difference in the temeprature of your house and the amount of gas/electricity needed to keep it warm.

Some other Winter Things:

If you think there’s going to be an exceptionally deep freeze, you open up all the cabinets in the house to warm the air in there and keep the pipes from freezing/bursting.

If you’re going to be away for a while in winter, it’s adviseable to turn your water off to avoid the same.

Putting an electric Blanket between your topcover and bedsheet and pre-heating your bed for half an hour so you don’t get a chill going to bed.

Applying literal vasaline to your lips if you’re going to be in the cold for an extended time (more than 10-20 min, depending on latitude), becuase chapstick won’t cut it and your lips will split and bleed and HURT

Doing the same to your nose

Your tears go from liquid to gooey trying to produce a similar protection for your eyes. You can also feel the water freeze on your eyes if you step directly out into the cold.

Also since I know you’re a socal person- in the far north you can get as little as eight hours of daylight. 7AM to 3 PM. You need to by the most obnoxiously bright light possible and sit beside it or you will actually literally develop psychosis in some cases. It’s 4:30 and you need to take the dog out? it’s pitch black out.

Everything is covered in ice, which will alternately cause you to slip and break something, burn, or actually tear off your skin.

Christmas and the pressure to be jolly is much stronger in places with Winter. Get your Holly Jolly On In this Frozen Black Hellscape!!! It’s why people go real bananas on the holiday lights. they’re trying to stave off the void.

darkmagyk

I know the person I’m reblogging this from lives like 40 minutes from me, not in the North.

But people in the North, are you OK?

hypotheticalwoman

Of course not

uudenpaskanhaju

Why the fuck would we be ok

queerspeculativefiction

8 hours sunlight? You lucky bastards.

rustmountain

Eight hours of sunlight during winter is a fucking luxury. Try three. And, of course, because your daily rhythm is still the same with the rest of the world, you still get up at oh-god-why-thirty and go to work/school/whatever, about four hours prior to sunrise, and leave from work at 1600-1700, by when the sun is long gone. If you work indoors, you literally don’t see the sun for half a year.