Elvis.

Woah mama, you can run but you can't hide!

[dogpuppy]

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, the most fractured aspect of my hummina hummina human form is my soul! Uh huh.

[ominous-elvis]

...

?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[no-one-offical]

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[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, that's a face only They could love!

[cobble-stone]

[the-turkoshaj]

Can confirm. The wet is a wonderful place

[the-gulhaj]

I love the wet

[the-eldritch-skrackhaj]

The wet is quite nice

[no-one-offical]

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[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, all I have ever truly known has been The Wet!

[no-one-offical]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

This weekend.... @profain-offical and I are getting married!!

My lovely parent @the-void-offical will be officating us!!

Now who wants to be our ringbearer? and flower girls?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, can I bring the weapons?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, I got lost in the vortex!

[ominous-elvis]

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Woah mama, that's right! I agree completely hummina hummina.

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, meat!

[hellvis-presley-official]

woah mama you’re going to elvis hell see you soon

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, not even hummina hummina hell could contain me.

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, meat!

[gladys-official]

Woah son bug or lizard?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, I'm on a hummina hummina human-only diet!

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, meat!

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, maybe the real torture labyrinth has been life this whole time!

[ominous-elvis]

stalk me please :]

Woah mama, how do you know I'm not doing that already?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, my past errors will haunt me indefinitely! I'll never be free from the hummina hummina horrors.

[nixon-official]

NIXON FEELS YOUR PAIN!! NIXON FEELS THE TERROR! NIXON KNOWS THE HORRORS THAT HAUNT YOUR TWISTED MIND!!

GAHHH!!!! THE EMOTIONAL ANGUISH IS TOO MUCH! IT FEELS LIKE A DAGGER DIPPED IN POISON STABBED DIRECTLY INTO MY HEART!

WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD DEMANDS THAT WE SUFFER LIKE THIS!!!!

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama is that former United States president Richard Nixon?

[copycat-elvis]

Woah mama is that former United States president Richard Nixon?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama I was thinking the same thing!

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, my past errors will haunt me indefinitely! I'll never be free from the hummina hummina horrors.

[nixon-official]

NIXON FEELS YOUR PAIN!! NIXON FEELS THE TERROR! NIXON KNOWS THE HORRORS THAT HAUNT YOUR TWISTED MIND!!

GAHHH!!!! THE EMOTIONAL ANGUISH IS TOO MUCH! IT FEELS LIKE A DAGGER DIPPED IN POISON STABBED DIRECTLY INTO MY HEART!

WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD DEMANDS THAT WE SUFFER LIKE THIS!!!!

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama is that former United States president Richard Nixon?

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama from the dark forest I emerge hummina hummina

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, would you like a hummina hummina handjob?

[gladys-official]

Woah son what the actual fuck

[ominous-elvis]

WOAH MAMA I'M SO SORRY. THE EVIL BLUE CREATURE FORCED ME TO SAY IT. HUMMINA HUMMINA HAVE FORGIVENESS..

[maned-wolf-caboose]

I did no such thing >:[

I suggested that you post it :3

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama I will cry at you

[maned-wolf-caboose]

*baps you on the head repeatedly* no crying on the tumble

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama I'm being bullied on the tumble :(

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama, would you like a hummina hummina handjob?

[gladys-official]

Woah son what the actual fuck

[ominous-elvis]

WOAH MAMA I'M SO SORRY. THE EVIL BLUE CREATURE FORCED ME TO SAY IT. HUMMINA HUMMINA HAVE FORGIVENESS..

[maned-wolf-caboose]

I did no such thing >:[

I suggested that you post it :3

[ominous-elvis]

Woah mama I will cry at you