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[worms-for-brains]

A quick bloodymary sketch

(Is this ship dead yet??? I’ll post regardless…)

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[searchingforserendipity25]

going to go on a leap and say eridians have pet animals but it's like. an invertebrates with shells situation. mollusks and snails and crustaceans and such.

anything without any kind of carapace is effectively without shape and so uncomfortable to be around but snails have the best of both world. leaky cuteness aggression + cute shell textures = a pet for the whole family. some eridian social communities (work spaces, public spaces, schools and so on) keep collective mollusk aquariums for centuries with beloved generations of shelled cephalopods colonies. not to eat. just to have and pet. very long-lived shelled squids are the most common, for how intelligent and affectionate and able ton retain commands they are.

anyway, grace's students ask and ask and end up wearing grace down so now they have a classroom aquarium with a classroom squid. grace is not really a pet person but hey, he is kind of a homeowner now, technically, sort of, the 'not pets allowed' rule is over. and supposedly it's an important step for eridian socialization. he doesn't want them to miss out. and he does have a whole body of water that is, technically, an aquarim. rocky did yap on and on over david attenborough's voiceover about the old pet cuttlebone from his childhood when they were watching a documentary on the way to erid.

the squid's fine. creepy and so clever and fun. it know how to do advanced math, which is amazing. learns how to roll over and fetch and run weirdly fast. uses more echolocation awareness than most earth squids, but hey, he's not one to discriminate. grace is normal about the way the squid like to climb on him and clutch and is able to do so without any kind of covering. it's not a mammal but close enough for him to pack bond. it likes to watch mtv videoclips and does this weird thing where. rocky is jealous of the attention at first but refuses to admit it but then he gets the squid to poke grace on sub-vocal command and he's fine with it. grace takes it on walks and swims and lets it cuddle on the quilt even though it's not supposed to go on the bed.

calls it dog. it's name is dog. for no particular reason.

[melveevoicestudios]

Gotta love some out of context @therealjacksepticeye meme formats.

Trees Hate You

[elois-illust]

[fanficsimp7]

Shen Yuan Is Shen Jiu’s Child

I love this trope so much! Baby Shen Yuan is the cutest, and I also just love the idea of Shen Jiu being his parent 🥺

Mamazun - by shorimochi

In an A/B/O world written by an author who doesn’t know shit about omegaverse, instead of dying of qi deviation, an alpha Liu Qingge accidentally knocked up an omega Shen Jiu.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan discovered that he is now a baby and his parents happen to be the two Peak Lords from an ABO version of the stallion novel that angered him to death. Also, the protagonist is now his babysitter.

grow beyond - by AMereDream

It all began when Shen Qingqiu brought a baby to the twice-yearly Peak Lord Meeting.

Or, perhaps it all started nine months before that, when Shen Qingqiu stumbled upon a very special plant.

How to Get your Parents Together: A Guide by Shen Yuan - by ellanica

Shen Yuan, beloved omega child of Peak Lord Shen and Sect Leader Yue, is determined to get his parents together.

One: Because he loves his parents, duh. And it's clear they love each other, why do they have to be so difficult?!

Two: A happy Shen Qingqiu is a soft Shen Qingqiu. Ergo, a soft Shen Qingqiu is a none-abusive Shen Qinqiu and it’ll be a cold day in the Abyss before A-Yuan allows his mama... ahem, dada to be human-stick’ed by the protagonist!

And lastly, because he... he wants to get married too! If his parents are lovey-dovey they'd be less protective of him! W-what’s that, Binghe? Um… S-sure, you can help too! Why are you preparing red robes my size, ah?

Playing Yourself - by SingingInTheRaiin

Luo Binghe only spared his evil shizun because Ning Yingying begged him to, and he always wanted to make his wives happy. But when an amnesiac "Shen Qingqiu" lands right in his lap, he sees the opportunity to get revenge without going back on his word. The most disgusting and humiliating thing that he could possibly do to the man who ruined his life: make Shen Qingqiu fall in love with him.

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[min0uet]

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

[unyieldingsilence]

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[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[toothwormfactory]

my take on light world ralsei

[toothwormfactory]

ralsei’s fire magic

[afrenchladyinnc]

[image-sourcerer]

This is from the children's book Caroline En Vacances, 1958. Written and Illustrated by Pierre Probst

[red-garden]

SY: And you wanna know the thing that kills me the most?! Your writing had so much story potential— you clearly show you can world build well, and your characterization of Bingge was fascinating. Even your prose was similar to ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’, which won awards!! Clearly you know how to write well, but you’re such a fucking coward you never commit!!!!

SQH: Wait you read ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? As in critically acclaimed novel ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? By author Xiang Fei?

SY: Yes, though you clearly didn’t or you would know how to write male leads with complex relationships to papapa and strong platonic relationships.

SQH: BITCH IM XIANG FEI. PUT THAT UP YOUR ASS AND BOUNCE, YOU’RE DICK RIDING FOR ME!!!

[red-garden]

I want everyone to know I only made this post to introduce “put that up your ass and bounce” in lieu of “put that in your pipe and smoke it”. Hashtag smoking kills

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[histrionicscribbler]

yall know that one dan vs clip right

EDIT: NOW IN VIDEO FORM