Completely Nonsensical

Heyo! I'm Sofia and welcome to my tumblr. Bisexual | INFJ | Cancer | she/her | music, books, superheroes, anime, boba tea, and fries are life!

[anxietyproblem]

[thebootydiaries]

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

[thebootydiaries]

priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

bride: i do

me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????

[thebootydiaries]

wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex

me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???

[pastelparrotlet]

MUA

You, an intellectual: Makeup artist.

Me, a phonetic fool: *kiss noise*

[karvinacorp-deactivated20220224]

presenting a discussion my theology professors in college were not open to having

[tami-taylors-hair]

passing this along to the jesuits, those absolute mad men.

[opttwoodrow]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

I have literally had tortilla and grape juice communion

[hugintheraven]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’ve been tagged in this 6 times in the span of an hour and I cannot be more pleased.

The 1969 Easter Mass Incident

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[catchymemes]

[misto713]

at first i thought the ‘child’ wanted to say twelve… but it’s funnier when you imagine they were going to say twenty

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

(via)

[uncahier]

I don’t know exactly what this golden retriever is doing, but it’s clearly doing exactly what it wants to do.

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[sfreeborn]

Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[margoblack]

raise a cup for all the posts you couldn't reblog because someone added something abysmally stupid and the op's deactivated

[ripe]

[minty-fresh-21]

Your guide greeting you as you enter a new area of the game

[justgot1]

The afterlife

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[valtsv]

every conversation you’ll have with your friends when you’re all gay and/or trans and have trauma

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[planet--anime]

[tsunderrated]

me and the gang playing dnd

[surprisebitch]

me trying to sound intelligent when asked about math