a little taste of hell

you can call me kat

[depsidase]

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something I realized about my mental health is that i’ve set impossible standards as “the bare minimum” I should be able to do.

like become god

[skarabeusz-deactivated20220815]

Know everything

[aberrantemotion]

Yeah that too. Like “you should have known better that was so immature” was a start to some hell of a complex where I needed to know everything at all times, and always understand everything or else I was just a stupid kid

[skarabeusz-deactivated20220815]

Also consider:

Shutting everyone out because you feel too insecure and that the moment they get to know the real you they’ll realise just how dumb you are an dlaugh at you

[aberrantemotion]

Combine that with rejecting all offers of help and isolating yourself from everyone because you can survive without their help, so taking it would be selfish, and you wouldnt want to annoy them or be a burden on fun activity they invited you too, so “only If you really want me to, I’m fine either way”

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[shetheultimateweapon]

shitpostbot finally using its sentience for good and ending transphobia, i see

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[grimeclown]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[calellon]

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

[wildflowers-wild-hearts]

Bread with cheese.

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[emma-d-klutz]

Since Gerard Way wrote The Umbrella Acedemy comics, I felt the most powerful need to commission this. It’s finally done. Thank you, @eamhhair

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

tumblr

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[programmerhumour]

We will never forget you.

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

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[such-justice-wow]

What are you all trying to find???

[thegovernmentcansuckmydick]

A way to bring him back

[pettycentral]

[babyanimalgifs]

A good boy taking himself for a walk while it’s raining 

(via)

[thebestoftumbling]

[really-funny-posts]

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[angel-1998]

*finished crying* god I'm hot

[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

[commanderflowers]

me

[theplushfrog]

cats actually have a human-specific language. cats don’t often meow at each other and seem to use subvocal communications that humans can’t hear to chat cat-to-cat. however, cats seem to use what humans would call “shout-until-you’re-understood” to speak to humans. so basically, it’s more like:

“I’M GLAD YOU’RE HOME!”

“tax benefits”

“NO, I’M GLAD YOU ARE HOME”

“waffle iron”

“IT’S OKAY. I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DUMB HUMAN”

[defilerwyrm]

The domestic house cat’s wild ancestors have a much harsher voice, too. The going theory is that early cats mimicked human infants which tripped humans’ nurturing instincts, and then selective breeding did the rest.

We make a big deal over how dogs have developed the ability to understand human expressions and tones (and let’s be fair, that is in fact awesome), but cats are possibly the only species that has changed their vocal language to try to communicate with us.

[imayjustbejamesmoriarty]

what I love about this post (apart from cats because cats are ADORABLE) is the assumption that cats have words for tax benefits. 

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[seducin]

parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism