My Wife Is One Of Those Green Alien Guys 

She/it gay, Adult i like The moomins and dragons that’s all you need to know about me I guess, ACAB, terfs will be shot on sight

[spicymotte]

reminder for myself when I feel bad about making the same OC over and over again

[saulwexler]

almost. If he wasn't bald I would probably let him use the washing machine/stove while me and my spider watched gay hockey

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[badassdemonsword]

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Wena Art Unicorn

[marionbulot]

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[notmusa]

i got a kobo for my bday & christened it w a yeen

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[ndnbutch]

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

[omegaversereloaded]

Im not reading the rest of this i think you should beat him and then leave him

[dozydawn]

“teddy’s first appletini.”

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[shericanary-deactivated20251118]