My Wife Is One Of Those Green Alien Guys 

She/it gay, Adult i like The moomins and dragons that’s all you need to know about me I guess, ACAB, terfs will be shot on sight

[dozydawn]

“teddy’s first appletini.”

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[shericanary-deactivated20251118]

[mcnostril]

Long sword maiden. The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.

[oneheadtoanother]

[thememedaddy]

[cosmonautroger]

[sweetoothgirl]

Fluffy Chocolate Mousse Cake

[sweetoothgirl]

Bakery-Style Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Muffins

[sweetoothgirl]

Brown Butter Apple Crumble Cake

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

the faded, once-beloved tumblr diva ushers you into her projection room and has her gay butler put on a reel of hit posts from days of yore. “look at me” she says, clutching your arm a little too tightly with her sharp sharp nails and puffing on a gold cigarette holder, hoping the smoke will hide the tears brimming in her eyes “wasnt i beautiful”

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[saul-tortellini]

By 2030 there will be people unironically using "coppunk" as a genre descriptor and the examples will include

- Disco Elysium

- Detroit: Become Human

- Zootopia 1-3