One word, no 'e'

This is a multi-fandom blog that sometimes becomes a not-so-multi-fandom blog. Herein there be silly things, history feels in general, and an unhealthy love of puns for which I make no apologies.

[twobabkas]

You like tuna melt?

[heatedrivalryz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILYA ROZANOV! JUNE 15th, 1991 (insp)

[thisfeebleheart]

If Shane removed all of the complications of their relationship—the rivalry, the expectations for both of them, the fact that Ilya was kind of a dick—he could just be proud of the fact that the man was really hot. Like, Shane had definitely snagged himself a ten.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thisfeebleheart]

He’s never going to be your boyfriend, Shane. Oh god. That was what Shane wanted, wasn’t it? He didn’t just want to be Ilya’s dirty secret. He didn’t want their relationship to be nothing but sex.

+ bonus

[trek-tracks]

[hasufin]

[seizethegay420]

[boltlightning]

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

[boltlightning]

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

[anyoneunthinking]

I'm procrastinating going to bed and I stumbled upon this. it's so so perfect I'm actually in tears <3

[gnawu]

#notcrying

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

moreloveforjm_

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[aslongasitsblack]

shane out and about on his own suddenly catching the scent of someone wearing ilyas fuckboy cologne from back in the day and comes home like a dog in heat doesn’t even let ilya get him to the bedroom and ilyas like well im not complaining but wtf happened between going to buy zero fat greek yoghurt and riding me in the entryway

[shilyashollanov]

these smiles belong to Shane Hollander and Shane Hollander only. (part 1) bonus+

[mack-will]

ilya rozanov: professional hockey player rage baiter – a series

[chaoticpaige]

"You were showing off" "Showing off?" "Yeah with all your naked muscles and ass...flexing" Ilya laughed. The Long Game - Chapter Four

[astrolaide]

heated rivalry vhs tapes by me