trying my darndest

hi!!! i'm ⭐️des⭐️ //23//she/they// I cover my existential crisis with my sad excuse for comedy!

[softhe4rted]

the thing is by Ellen Bass

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[armandeos]

"White Woman's Instagram" INSIDE (dir. bo burnham)

[grendel-menz]

An old love poem 

[art--harridan]

After doomsday

[Image description: A digital comic of TommyInnit. At the top, it says "You are trying to use your hands kindly again". Below are six panels, all the same size, depicting him doing something with his hands. The first is him sewing a hole closed on Wilbur's Pogtopia jacket. The second is him using a rolling pin on dough. The third shows him holding a bucket with Mars in it. Next, there's one of him holding the disc Cat. The bottom two show him making a daisy chain and letting a moth rest on his thumb. Below all the panels, there's another image of his hands splayed out. Next to them, it says "it's difficult but you still try".]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

[beaft]

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

[beaft]

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

[everthefractal]

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Here’s the tweet I got it from

[lowkeysaurus]

Found these when going through the notes, so unashamedly reblogging.

[samandcheesewinchesterr]

https://quizlet.com/122685049/starbucks-training-drink-recipes-flash-cards/

here’s the link everyone

Start studying Starbucks Training Drink Recipes!. Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools.

[dancinbutterfly]

Blessed post

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[inkskinned]

Okay. Come on, then. I love you, get up, we are going to keep going. Repeat this to yourself in a mirror or in a whisper or in the shower or in a shout. I love you, get up, keep going.

I am tired too. It's okay. We will sleep in the car ride over. We will sleep on each other's shoulders. We will sleep upside down and in the laps of new friends and on the bellies of our lovers and in the hands of better tomorrows. We will sleep and we will wake up rested and we will wake up happy and we will wake up home again.

I love you, get up. It's time to write "maybe next time" on our gravesite. It's time to write: it could not kill me, I would not die. It's time to write a love letter to the sun and our one-act play and the history of our keychains. It is time to write a future where despite everything, we are finally warm and safe.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Get up. Keep going. We are going to be okay.

[vietnyamese]

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

[admiralrainbow]

you know what this is

[fluffytrace]

Why did… why did this make me so happy

[mistertotality]

A nice review of the cat memes from the last decade.

[homunculus-argument]

The ancient greeks really had graves for dogs. And they carved stuff on the stone like “carrying you here, I now feel as much grief as I felt joy when I carried you home” and “you never barked without reason, but now you are silent”. The human urge to tell a story spans centuries and millennia, and the loss of a really good dog makes you want to tell people - even people centuries in the future, who will never know your name - that there once was a dog who was a very good girl, but now she no longer is and you aren’t sure what to do with all this sorrow.

[satanstrousers]

"How To Explain To Your Parents That Antifa Isn't An Organization But If It Was You'd Be In It"

[okay]

good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*