humor & anxiety in real time

Chris - she/her - typical millennial bullshit probably

[lesbianredpanda]

You know what the fuck time it is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRITTY

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me clicking "no" when an app asks if I enjoy it despite me using the app every day

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[sylvestriana]

[wormbrainzz]

im fiucking sorry????????????

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

honestly i’ve seen so much shit on this website that i’ve become desensitized, but this post still managed to break me like an egg

[secondlina]

I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.

[toastbutteregg]

make!! every!! bite!! count!!!

[maxipaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mankillercalledbunny]

@gokissthewookie how could you leave this in the tags

[patrochillesismyshit]

i absolutely love this review

[screamydreamy]

[trash-slvt]

important context: he’s talking to AOC 

[lizawithazed]

If 20 years from now they’re writing a greatest moments in gaming history list and this isn’t on it, the wrong people are writing it

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[penuswilliams]

it’s called science

[gunsandfireandshit]

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

[plum-soup]

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up