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After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

charlesoberonn

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

charlesoberonn

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

charlesoberonn

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

toawk

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

charlesoberonn

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

charlesoberonn

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

bonediggercharleston

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

jennaflare

#moonlight chicken

machine-saint

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

beggars-opera

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

thememedaddy

penandinkprincess

Big Office Job doesn't want you to know this, but you can actually stretch out your weekend and get bonus sunday by just not going to bed on time

and all it costs is a foundational brick in setting yourself up for success on monday

saltoncity

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

delgrosso

A platitude?

delgrosso

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

canipleasehavefood

fexalted

[image description: photo of miles o'brien from star trek ds9, standing in front of a blue backdrop and smiling with his hands on his hips. text covering the image reads:

"stay alive. stay fucking alive

it's shit now but it won't always be

happiness comes in waves

you will find it and feel it again".]

midnightssea

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?