I'm not here for your entertainment

[skulandcrossbones]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[romemok]

PEACH AND ME | EP 3

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[janployshompoos]

But you know what happened? There was dry grass nearby. Our tent was on fire. The whole campsite caught fire. Everything just burned! After that, we were banned from camping forever. Our first trip… and our last. The end.

PEACH AND ME | EP3

[janployshompoos]

Shh! No being hungry. Day is still sleeping. Stop it. Don’t make noise. Be quiet. You’ll wake Day up.

LEAP DAY | EP3

[lotusandclouds]

best possible answer

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[orangepenguino]

x

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Screenshot of TikTok video and beginning of comment section. Video has text reading: Normalize telling boys the stories of what women in the family went through. Boys seem to hear "grandma makes the best turkey" while daughters hear "grandma was married at 14." Tell the boys the cost of their favorite meals, too.

Comment from liz: "Grandma made the best food" did you know my grandma dreamt of being a teacher, but never got to finish her middle school education and my grandfather was such a jealous man she couldn't go back to school once she married? She loved to read. Passed this month. I love her

Image #2: Text from gma betty reading: I never lived by myself ever (heart hands emoji). Text reading: when my grandma offered to buy me an air fryer for my new apartment and then sent me this text

Images #3-6: Krystina: My grama co-signed my mortgage after my divorce. She said "I've never owned my own home. Now you have a safe place for you and the kids." She's 85.

Amanda | Midwest Nice: My grandma gave me $100 every month in college. She never got to continue her education. "It's like I'm going to school, too!"

DJ: When I went to college my nana asked if I would get to take history and art classes. She had to fight to go to high school because her father wouldn't allow her to. She would have loved college.

Cropped username: I forget that a lot of older women I know are still just girls that never got to just live.

Val for Nevada: Women are so propagandized that many of us still fantasize about and wish for the lives that generations of women were never allowed to escape or reject. Meanwhile all they ever wanted was to be single and free like you.

parker: Yes I'll never being 22 and kind of sad that I was going to live alone for the first time and my mom was like "it is such a luxury to have that opportunity I've never lived alone in my entire life" (pleading face emoji) it made me a lot more thankful!! /End IDs]

[heretherebedork]

Hey ma boy. 😍

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[that-lost-one]

@inber I think you might like this

[huariqueje]

Sundance - Antonia Tyz Peeples

American , b. 1957 -

Oil on canvas. , 12 x 16 in.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[wifislim]

[grapefruiters]

hey um. idk how to say this but. i played ur boyfriend’s motif with a little too many minor chords and now he’s becoming evil. sorry

[ceruleanvulpine]

#LEGITIMATE MDZS PLOT EVENT