Another Queer

20 . She/Her . Aus

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[angrytexastoast]

[rembrandttheforbiddenone]

This is just the best interaction on the site

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nitholites]

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[thebootydiaries]

[vegetans]

[portergeiste]

Wendy Carlos

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

For people who might not know - Wendy Carlos is a trans woman who was deeply influential in early electronic music and hugely involved with the push to have synthesizers seen as real instruments.

[glompcat]

Some of the movies Wendy Carlos did the soundtracks for, that you may know:

A Clockwork Orange

The Shining

Tron

She has three Grammys, and a lifetime achievement award from the Society for Electro-Acoustic Music in the United States.

Oh and she also takes photos of eclipses that are so good Nasa uses them.

[yha-nthlei]

Her discography is here!

And here is a more recent photo of her with her cat, Pandora:

[unsubconscious]

Better Days Ahead - 2021 calendar by Rachel Breeden, Circa 78 Designs

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[gaysemiotics]

Wasnt there a lawsuit over this post??

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

[summerofspock]

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

[indieninja92]

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

[shittinggold]

Change my mind

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[sigridkaffen]

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

[indieninja92]

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

[nerdythangs]

[charlottemadison42]

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

[pie-thinkings]

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

[gumi-megpoidd]

at this point i’ve gotten infected at least 3 times

[weaselweaselweasel]

thanks for the infection <3

ive rb’d this t h r e e t i m e s today :”)

[the-dark-king-noah]

I’ve honestly lost count of how many times I’ve gotten “infected” today.

[guiltiest-gear]

First time seeing this post, let's see how many times it comes back

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

darn

again

[god-of-identity]

oop let’s see how many notes this has the next time i get it

[mif-fi]

all that quarantining for absolutely nothing -_-

[mysnis]

9 thousand infected and counting.

[carrisarune]

Whelp

[mostly-vo1d]

School with adhd is just "I've done the entire page while you were still discussing exercise 1, and now I'm bored" or "I understand half of these words individually, can't focus and now I'm bored" there is no in between

[midnightfoxsinger]

People with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to find a Dr.

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[not-mary-sue]

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

“You’re a Christian, Harry!”

“Im a what”

[that-odd-puzzle-piece]

@giathewhia I found it. I found the most cursed post on this website

[demoniccheese83]

HDKAKJXJAJCJSHDHWKDAK @ieatspinalcords IM SCREAMINGGGG

[transgender-rex]

SJIGDBNKC

[transgender-rex]

Ok so I’m reading this shit show and just THE FIRST CHAPTER OMG

“‘Hello, neighbor! I was wondering if you have been saved,’ Hagrid exclaimed brightly; and tipped his wide-brimmed, straw cowboy hat.”

A COWBOY HAT

WHY DOES HAGRID HAVE A COWBOY HAT?!?!

[thetanzaniteknight]

A few of my favorite lines

“No, Aunt Petunia,” he uttered calmly with childlike wisdom. “Evolution is not real.“

“Birthdays are not of God,” Harry verbalized knowingly.

Raising his large, massive, manly hands up to the heavens, Dumbledore bellowed in a voice even louder than Hagrid’s had been, “Lord, please take us to the kitchen!”

Lovely, ladylike tears began to roll down her delicate, terrified face. “And I don’t like lions!”

“Dear Lord, please provide these devout young ones with three strips of bacon or links of sausage each”

“Harry did not think God would hate him for not worshipping His mommy”

Harry chooses his own house by praying really hard and refers to it several times as the “one true house”

(Also for some reason as soon as Harry magically converts- having previously had no knowledge of christianity at all- he has the bible memorized for some reason?)

[secret-ghost]

Honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago

Idealism sits prison, chivalry fell on it's sword

Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know

I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door...

From Eden -Hozier

(fanart : @jzeten -on Twitter- )

[80slesbiab]