mccartney containment zone

🍏 i luv all members of paul's first band equally 🍏

[almost-everydayimshuffling]

the most wonderful thing about the beatles is that there is not a single photo of them that exists where they all look good, one of them always looks like they’ve just crawled out of a hole

[oops-all-paul]

[sgtpeppers]

Paul McCartney in Jamaica. Photo by Linda McCartney (70s).

[stillmyguitargentlyweepss]

Paul mccartney was born so women could feel a lil weird abt themselves and their sexuality

[korkyofesher]

"Paul was a ferocious and unabashed nose picker"

(From the book The Beatles down under: the 1964 Australia and New Zealand Tour)

[oops-all-paul]

unabashed nose picker

[youngbirdtree]

I think us fans overrate beatles social relevance in todays society, like what would anyone say that will cause a "media circus" and don't tell me "mclennon" no one cares except some fans.

unless john turns up to be still alive living in cuba or something….

that's why i think fans need to have fun and go crazy with their theories i think mine would be

-maureen gave ringo terrible haircuts to make him unattractive

-yoko and george had an affair, can you imagine these two evil petty people being together😭🙏😂 credit to @shinywitchdaze and her tiktok research for this theory 😂🙏

[oops-all-paul]

piss off mclennon, i ship harriono now

[thehuxler]

They made him GAY gay

[always-a-mad-comet]

Happy ending? by Shel Silverstein / The Beatles

[bookwin69]

Your Mother Should Know alt version

[oops-all-paul]

god sometimes i just love that little surprisingly tall weirdo so much i could throw up, yknow??

[sunbleachedbitch]

How I feel telling people that Hey Jude is about John not Julian:

[oops-all-paul]

how tf does anybody buy the story that hey jude is about julian

"you were made to go out and get her" normal ass thing to say to a child

"you're waiting for someone to perform with" yes. this is definitely directed at a five year old and not, oh i dunno, a man who is divorcing his wife in pursuit of a performance artist

[who-suffered-more]

Who suffered more?

Paul McCartney

Jesus

Voting ended onAug 7, 2025

Submitted by @pinniepon

Propaganda: “Girlfriend broke up with him on live TV. Boyfriend shot in the head. Wife died from cancer. Second boyfriend dead from cancer. And he's british”

[certifiedbeatlesposts]

pretty much everyone knows the beatles but sometimes when i listen to them it really sets in how like. they were here. they did that. they were four 20-year-olds from liverpool who dared to write tender love songs when men were expected to be tough and unfeeling. everyone knew who they were, they were so utterly alone, some of the first people to be famous in that sheer caliber. a collection of groundbreaking albums, scores of catchy singles remembered decades later. they were strangers. then they were friends, artists, time travelers. they were witty, brilliant, so stupid, sensitive, soft. they were awful, prickly, generous, understanding. but through it all, they were brothers. and in a matter of years, they were strangers once again.

[poppyinmypocket]

do you see the problem

[oops-all-paul]

a few years ago I wanted a shortcut to type PEACE AND LOVE 😎✌️🌟❤️🌈🥦🎶🍆☮️ on my iphone

so made a text replacement using the four letter word for flatulence because I'm like, ew I would never use that word anyway

i was wrong and it always cracks me up

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[oops-all-paul]

oh I'd be totally fucked

(the lockscreen is to remind me to save money cuz i have tix to got back 2025 babyyy)

[oops-all-paul]

first gen beatle fanboys to me as a young fan trying to talk to grownups about our shared favorite band: you'll never understand the impact they had on my generation. also paul mccartney is an asshole.

me as a longtime second wave fan looking at coquette bow edits on pinterest: *wipes tear* the kids are alright

[beatlesgif]

[calm-yo-tits-paul]

Paul, honey, we see you. And you definitely almost just hit Ringo in the head.

[oops-all-paul]

man I've been in this bitch so long I remember when @calm-yo-tits-paul was a fresh and active blog. like I was younger than anyone in this pic and some of y'all were still figuring out how to walk