Oper1895

Fic writer. AO3: Oper_1895

[timrousbeastie]

[russianblush]

the 9 inches: before & after

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

A big thing about me is that I don't think it is physiologically possible for hollanov to give each other the ick. No no look at me LOOK AT ME!! It's just not possible. They are too obsessed with each other.

[penandinkprincess]

Wait, does ilya like call bars/clubs to ask if they have ginger ale? Or does he ask when there without shane?

Im also imagining him with a note on his phone for "shane clubs" with notes and rating on how much shane will like them

so ilya has an internal criteria for if shane will like a club or not (is there a place to be outside of the main action? is there a place where you can stand and the music isn't so loud? are the lights predictable or do they have a lot of strobing? etc.), and if the club meets THOSE qualifications, then he will ask at the bar if they have ginger ale. if no, out of the running as a place he will take shane. if yes, success! new Shane Friendly Club.

but it's SO fucking casual, you guys. SO fucking casual. thinking about your hookup and his preferences when he's not even with you and you're actively trying to pick up someone else is SO fucking casual. don't even worry about it.

[junkdrawertales]

Ten of Ilya Rozanov’s Designated Shane Places (it’s so casual it’s literally no problem at all. It only took like three weeks of research a minute to make!)

Club with heavily upholstered booths that muffle sound. Lots of ginger ale. Menu has several variations on a Moscow Mule

Club with a big fishtank behind the bar that Shane likes to look at when he’s overstimulated. Drinks are hipstery. Shane likes the hibiscus-peppercorn Old Fashioned.

Club that has twinkly chandelier lights that aren’t too harsh or too dim. Ginger beer instead of ginger ale. Still good though.

Club that plays weird avant-garde Québécois indie rock and doesn’t allow cameras. Large selection of Canadian whiskey.

Bar with lots of darts and pool tables if Shane is feeling competitive. Aggressively hipster. They brew their own weird probiotic soda. Shane LOVES weird probiotic soda.

Bar and grill with live jazz. They have a vegan menu. Shane likes the fried jicama sticks. Organic ginger ale.

Club with gauzy curtains hanging from the ceiling that look cool AND block cameras. No ginger ale, but Shane will have a mint julep (they are excellent)

Club playing exclusively 80s hits, weird cocktails with rosemary smoke. Every hour on the hour they drop pounds and pounds of confetti from the ceiling. Drunk Shane thinks it’s pretty.

Club with a ball pit gimmick. Ilya suggested it as a joke but Shane’s eyes got huge like a cat fixating on a bug. It’s deeply overstimulating and he can tolerate it for about 90 minutes before he has to stand outside for a bit. Very strong drinks.

Club with go-go dancers who can be bribed into letting Drunk Shane have a turn dancing in the stripper cage. Drinks irrelevant. This is Ilya’s favorite.

[totilyapowerexshane]

no it’s really that serious because he was treated like he was worthless, lazy, broken, weak by the people who were supposed to love him his whole life. and they took advantage of him and made him feel powerless, stripped him of his agency so they could burn through everything he gave them for years. and then he met shane who said no, you’re not lazy, no, you’re not weak, no you’re not broken. and even if you can’t control everything you can control me. you’re already powerful and strong and i want you to make me weak so you can feel stronger. you’re driven and disciplined but if you want to be lazy i will wait on you like a servant to his king. like a dog to its owner. you don’t have to lift a finger if you dont want. you can have anything you want. i see you in all your glory and i will worship you. i see your shortcomings as you see mine and i will love you for all of it.

[comingatthecottage]

and the whole time ilya was being treated that way his whole life he was fighting so so hard to take care of these people who treated him like shit because he believed it was the right thing to do and because he is a good fucking person. he's drafted #1 in the whole world and his father insults him in front of his new boss at the very beginning of his new career. he sends his brother thousands of dollars and all he hears in return is actual vicious slurs. the more he takes care of them and does for them the more they take advantage of him, the more they demand, the more they hate him and hurt him, always more more more

and then he meets shane and shane is like thank you. thank you so much for taking care of me. i needed it so badly. i love you so much for what you give me and how you take care of me. please let me give you something back. how about myself. how about everything i have and everything i am, however you want, whenever you want.

[howldean]

at the end of the day my deepest belief is that shane has a disgust kink. i think being forced into being uncomfortable or overstimulated or going oh god this is so fucking gross is exactly where he wants to be. but it’s not that he thinks gross shit is hot. just that disgust is a highly erotic experience for him

[aslongasitsblack]

genuinely imagine you are an in denial eighteen year old gay boy who’s like “okay i dont really care about girls whatever i just like playing hockey and i want to play hockey well :)” and then this mother fucker walks into your life

[creamsiclemelt]

i do think it'd be good for shane to do things he doesn't want to do all the time for ilya. as a treat. sorry

[oper1895]

I kinda want to steal things I did to Tony. Ring gag and head pinned in place and paint his mouth with gross flavours and hot sauces and watch him drool and cry.

Except I already wrote all those things...

[nobrashfestivity]

Via amandapourlesintimes

[creamsiclemelt]

can i say although i see the vision and where it comes from, i have no interest in ilya bottoming even as a punishment to shane bc that would be like. against his whole bit as a dom. the bit which is, of course, feeling good.

like yeah ok maybe he'd like the power aspect of it but like. he can get that out of watching shane fuck a sex doll or something

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[uniquecrash5]

@elodieunderglass horf

[elodieunderglass]

Spicy!

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

A problem trope that both Stargate and Star Trek has that I find very annoying is when one character says, "You guys, I know this is crazy, but I think I'm (seeing ghosts/hearing dead people/jumping dimensions)" and their friends - who have dealt with being possessed, body swap, time travel, time loops, monsters, demons, telepathic aliens, etc - all say, "You're probably just tired, go take a nap."

If you're in a scifi world and your friend says, "Guys, I think my dead grandpa is in the corner," you go DEFCON 1 and lockdown your base/starship and quarantine your pal until you know what the hell is going on.

[ticklefighthockey]

"such a good trick" and shane's face is like you could train me like a dog. you could clicker train me. i could learn to come on command just via positive reinforcement clicker training. i'd like that

[gurlsrool]

I generally don’t think Shane struggles too much to understand jokes. I know that that’s how some people interpret him, but I think he’s fueled by sarcasm. That being said…I DO think he’s under the impression that married men who complain about never having sex are joking. Because they must be?

5 years into being out and married, Shane’s at an all star game with a group of guys, antsy because Ilya’s off somewhere calling Anya’s dog hotel for the 10th time in 1 day. Some other guys are ribbing a newly married Cliff Marlow about how he should start mourning his sex life now. Shane fake laughs a little too hard (he doesn’t really get the humor behind this bit honestly) and someone’s like “oh shit, is it true for gay guys too? Does Roz not put out?”

and Shane’s like “haha no, never”, just playing along. Half the table winces but the other half is like ??? Cliff’s like, “Really? Every time I call Roz, he’s fucking you. Even if it’s 10 A.M. He’s always panting when he answers the damn phone.”

Hayden’s like, “Yeah, Shane never answers the first time I call and he always has some weird reason why. I assumed they were fucking. Are you just ignoring me? Wait, why do you have lube in every crevice of your house if you’re not getting laid?”

A Scott Hunter with very, very deep bags under his eyes pipes up with, “He’s getting laid. Trust me. I have the room next to theirs”

Ilya comes up to the table then, gives Shane a very obvious look, and Shane scrambles to follow him up to the room, muttering some bullshit excuse about how they left the bathroom sink on. The table falls quiet for a moment, til one guy breaks the silence with, “Man, I wish I was gay. Do you think you could turn me, Hunter?”

Scott just bangs his head on the table

[hardlyhinged]

Soft mean dom Ilya who coddles and validates all of Shane’s wants but doesn’t let him act on them

“Oh sweetheart come here. I know is so hard, but you can’t cum yet. Yes yes, I know you think I am unfair, but this is what you need. I’ve got you, you’ll be okay. No more tears now, yes? Good, good boy. Now go on, keep grinding.”

“Malysh what is wrong? Oh you are uncomfortable? From mess in your pants? Oh no, I am sorry you feel that way. Must be so wet against your cock, sticking all around you, not able to get comfortable no matter how much you squirm. My poor baby. Hm? Change? No no no, you can’t do that. This is punishment remember. Is okay, I will help you be good.”

“Shane. Shane~ Ah, there you are. You were falling asleep on me baby. Yes, I can see, you’re very tired. Long practice and meetings after? Is too much isn’t it? Too busy, too many things you are expected to do, I’m sorry, but you can’t go to sleep yet. Yes, I know you are very sore. Yes yes, and you already came twice. But you have very pretty body, makes me want to keep using you. Is okay, I help you sleep after, I promise, just give one… maybe two more.”

“Hollander come on- hm? You do not want to go out? Why is that kotik? You are feeling overstimulated? Oh poor thing. Is okay, you can stay tucked against me, I do not mind. Yes, I’m sorry, you do still have to come. I know, so mean, am too mean my darling little baby. Yes, you deserve better, I’m so sorry for this. Just focus on breathing, I will hold you whole night. What about plug? Yes, it stays on highest setting, you know that. Now let’s go.”

“Open. Dorogoy, open. Shhh, shhh, don’t cry. Here, come here, put head here, right over heart. Shhh, just listen to beating. Breath solnyshko. There, is that better? So soft for me, my good boy. Okay, open now. No no, no tensing, just open. Yes, it hurts, I am sorry. I wish I could make you feel only good. Your poor hole, barely stretched enough for me and now needing to take another big cock. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. Now open.”

[shanefreak]

hollanov orgasm denial is my favorite game in the world it’s like charlie brown football. shane so fucking horny and frustrated is like please. just this once. just this once will you let me kick the football. and ilya is like yes of course :) this time you’ll definitely get to kick the football :) and then he just yanks it away again <3

[shanefreak]

what ilya is doing to shane on the daily

[kryptonian-kara]

You cannot convince me Steph didn’t awkwardly say, “I am in love” or “I love you” here.