Ophilia Witch

Dice Goblin // Pansexual // In love with fictional people // little voodoo dolls give me life! ~ Profile picture not mine ~

[ophilia-witch]

Hey! A little intro about me, feel free to skip xx

I'm a 22 year old Roleplayer from London! Bottoming makes me comfortable sorry and am always on the lookout for other roleplayers interested!

Harry Potter/FBWTFT/BNHA/Black Butler/Fullmetal Alchemist/Hannibal/BOTW/Pixar/Disney/MCU/DC/Ghibli Films/ Tim Burton Films/Jujutsu Kaisen/ One Piece/Steven Universe/Adventure Time, are some things I like!

I'm a usually perm bottom but I can be switch if it fits the rp. Though, I don't like doing doubles but I'm happy to do OC stuff if it's fair, ie not completely focused on just the OC or evwhn OC x OC stuff! Any of the fandoms mentioned can also he used as an AU for OCs or Crossovers.

I absolutely ✨ Love ✨ slow burn romances.

Send me a message if interested xox

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[thebeatlebird]

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[yiffmaster]

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

[mistomaxo]

noo

[tesladyneindustries]

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

[heroinych]

[mudwerks]

no fucking way

[heckin-music-dork]

Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

[mckitterick]

…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:

[everythingstarstuff]

[lesbianmasterchief]

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

[hyucket]

[captainsjack]

im in love with her

[tooquirkytolose]

“Nice Does Not Mean Good”

Happy Mother’s Day :)

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[sylvilagus]

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

[sexycraisinthanos]

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

[angelsarelistening]

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

[weaver-z]

Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all for its entire duration

[666-666-665]

The artist Ayako Ishiguro, who’s married to Junji Ito, did a painting of the Addams family as cats, thought it belongs on this post.

[lindleland]

as much as madoka magica doesn’t deserve its reputation of inventing dark magical girl/shoujo deconstructions (it’s at least the third to do that) i really don’t think we give it enough credit for having one of its main characters’ primary combat style be “a bunch of guns she stole from the military”

[astraltrickster]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[scarletlight-has-issues]

okay but is everyone going to skip over how the game is called “debt and despair”

Because that’s solid fucking gold

[politedemon]

BILL (2015)

[oh2e]

That’s it. That’s the film.

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[liminalspacetime]

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

[papasmoke]

when me and my friends were kids we’d play yugioh by drawing cards from our decks and putting them next to each other and the kid that drew the card with the cooler art won

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is how I read tarot cards

[thememedaddy]

me_irl