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Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

exsequar

Someone screenshot the whole glorious collection for posterity, please enjoy.

anumation

The Legend of Zelda, reimagined as an ancient South Asian epic

bl00dalchemist

HEY LOOK AT THIS PLEASE.

My friend Kenn is in a very rough place right now, he can’t work (like, at all. he can’t look at screens) and he really needs the money for food and medical expenses.

If you could spread this around that would be nice, or if you could donate to him so he has a chance to get back on his feet!

here’s his paypal: https://www.paypal.me/entowol

quiltinginspo

“Garden Nasturtium” by Jungsun Jung

ms-demeanor

The headline: UK Drug Dealer Feeling Bleu After Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest

The article: Police cracked encryption on a privacy-focused phone service provider and ran fingerprint analysis on photos posted by users.

Like I get that law enforcement does things like this, that’s literally what it exists for, I’m just really upset by the cutesy framing.

Also. Like. Don’t organize shit online or over the phone. Law enforcement has been pressuring tech companies to put backdoors into encrypted services for years, this whole crackdown happened because of a device-level attack, and you never know who’s listening.

And yeah. If you’re setting up an anonymous ID online for any reason do not, under any circumstances, post or share any identifying information under that ID or with devices associated with that account.

ninjakittenarmy

Just don’t break the law.

ms-demeanor

The Criminalization of Private Debt.

The Human Toll of Criminalizing Drug Use in the US.

How Every Part of American Life Became a Police Matter.

No Right to Rest: Police Enforcement Patterns and Quality of Life Consequences of the Criminalization of Homelessness.

The Criminalization of Poverty.

The Criminalization of Immigration in the United States.

From “brute” to “thug:” the demonization and criminalization of unarmed Black male victims in America.

“Forced into Breaking the Law”The Criminalization of Homelessness in Connecticut.

American Cities and the Creeping Criminalization of Walking.

The Unfair Criminalization of Gay and Transgender Youth.

Mass criminalization is a root cause of racial inequality within the U.S.

Illegality of Unions.

“Just don’t break the law.”

slothicsupremacy

“just don’t break the law”

kangarooculture

So we’re so anti-cop these days we’re literally defending drug dealers?

ms-demeanor

Surely These Techniques Used By The Brave Lawmen Of My Municipality To Monitor Suspected Criminals (Those Low Knaves Who Would Wound And Injure Society By Their Deeds And Dealings) Will Never Be Used To Target Me, An Upstanding Citizen.

ms-demeanor

DON’T TRUST ENCRYPTED PHONE SERVICES TO KEEP YOUR SHIT SECURE. IF YOU CAN’T SECURE YOUR SHIT WITHOUT THE USE OF A PRIVATE SERVICE YOU CAN’T SECURE YOUR SHIT.

bakwaaas

I haven’t had an original experience

high-quality-tiktoks

The end result…🥺🎃

inmynegativespace

I LOVE this dude.

ottermatopoeia

linda belcher snapped

storm-sentinel

Them™

is-the-bug-video-cute

Rating: CUTE

Hermit crabs are migratory in the wild, and they benefit from being able to walk long distances. In captivity, a hamster wheel is a great way to simulate this behavior!

charbutonmain-deactivated202302

cisn’t people pls reblog this with the strangest possible description of your gender in the tags.

#ratty old stuffed animal but specifically like a dapper bear or something

triskeleaficionado

UC or ER?

drpathetique

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

whos-this-lisa-person

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

fairycosmos

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father

angelshake

ororomunroedontpullout

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

tlirsgender

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

tlirsgender

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

tlirsgender

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

val-ritz

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

fuckyeahmineralogy

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

thegreenpea

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

rubixpsyche

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em