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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
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Today's Document
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Acquired Stardust
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
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@ordinary-offensive-magic
So while I’ve been away from tumblr not really sure how active I’ll be again but hey I’ve gotten really into Fire Emblem: Three Houses and wrote my first fanfic for it! It’s a Dorothea/Ferdinand fic set after their A support.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-an-afrolatina-trans-woman-fix-her-car?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
Yesterday, my friend Sharon’s car broke down suddenly in the middle of the ci… Sara Morrison needs your support for Help An Afrolatina Trans
Celebrate pride by helping out a trans woman in need. My friend’s car is broken and she cannot afford the repairs but really needs to be able to get around the city safely. As an afrolatina trans woman it is not always safe for her to walk or take public transit, especially right now with cops on every corner. If you are able to contribute please do, even if it’s only a few bucks. We are trying to raise $2000 so every dollar counts! Even if everyone who sees this only gives 5 dollars, we could reach our goal with 400 people! If you aren’t able to contribute please help spread this!
New Wheel of the Year Candles
I have added 4 new candle scents to my Wheel of the Year collection on my etsy, meaning that I now have a candle for each of the 8 sabbats! New scents are:
Midsummer (Litha, The Summer Solstice): Lilac, Rose, and Peach
Lammas: Vanilla Cookie, Chestnut, and Red Currant
Mabon (The Autumn Equinox): Apple Cinnamon, Fall Leaves
Samhain (Halloween): Pomegranate, Pumpkin Spice, Cider, Incense
Coworker: nice day out huh?
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.
Happy May the Fourth! | by Columbo
I entered the resident services building in such an angle that I was able to see the contents of that book we catch Tom Nook leafing through sometimes and… it was a book about K.K. Slider… I couldn’t catch a screenshot of it (I was already on my way to the seat and he stopped what he was doing :/) but I’m trying to get the book reading event again. I need to document it
There’s no heterosexual explanation for this
“Tom Nook isn’t gay” oh yeah? Then explain this:
No WAY this isn’t an euphemism for something
HELL YEAH BABY I CAUGHT IT
@elfpostate
finished my Buzzfeed Unsolved sketch:) felt good to draw the ghoul boys<3
i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
This was a weird fuckin’ dream.
Don’t ask me for an explanation, I’m just as confused as you are
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity
Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina
Jumps. JUMPS.
Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”
Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’
He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval
honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)
I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.
“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”
“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”
“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”
This is wonderful
Did u guys all forget the sticky hands?
If he’s not meant to be throwing a ballerina, she will not be thrown. If he’s just meant to lift her she will be the most secure ballerina ever.
good news i GOT MY FILLINGS DONE
bad news bc of helpin my family + paying for necessary medical stuff i am ~B R O K E~ and I will be for the rest of the month. i owe my dad $190 (actually $380 but im not banking on that) and I have some bills coming out this month to the tune of $50 so
as you can see
i need help
a lot of help
im sorry to keep asking but pls god if u can help me. id appreciate it a lot.i dont want to go into the negatives again. ive paused all my non necessary bills for this month (like netflix) that haven’t been paid already aaaaaaaaaaaaaand uh. yeah. that’s it. pls help. i wanna die.
i got paypal and ko-fi and cashapp and uh i guess i have venmo but that seems excessive so i wont link that idk
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Didn't know I needed to see Dev Patel as Gawain until I watched the Green Knight trailer
Jewish features are gorgeous im so tired of only seeing portrayals of my features in an ugly caricature way. Jewish features are beautiful and need more positivity surrounding them.
like I don’t think I’ve seen any positivity posts about Jewish features despite how much our features are like....used against us on a daily and constant basis
I’m glad this got some notes, I didn’t really expect it to. Please feel free to reblog this (goyim included) since there really isn’t much jewish positivity on this site.....
I got actual work done this weekend but more importantly I drew PAM WHO DEATH FORGOT
OBSESSED with this comment on the “does the dog die” page for parasite
Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?
It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home
