Deep Stuff And Bechloe.

She/her/they/them. 19. ESTP. Capricorn. Gryffindor. So many gay ships. Chronic over-thinker. Definitely needs to get life together.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

now, i’m just gay af bro

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Beca and Chloe: *having eye sex*

Aubrey: Are you guys serious? Right in front of my salad?

[ordinarybechloetrash]

i want someone to look at me the way katrina looks at caity

[ordinarybechloetrash]

so my dash just did a thing...

[ordinarybechloetrash]

me when anna kendrick posts on snapchat.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Closeted Problems

Pt 5

Friend: Why are your lines super not straight? What I think: Because I’m super not straight. What I actually say: Because I’m just really bad at drawing lines.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

When Reddit finally gets on the same page as Tumblr. (x)

[ordinarybechloetrash]

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Pitch Perfect 2 Theory

So hear me out:

What did DSM wear in PP2? Leather and mesh. What was the main goal in PP2? Beat DSM.

Now say that really quickly 8 times.

What does it sound like?

That’s right.

It’s okay Chloe. We see it too.

[annakendrickisbae]

Petition to find the approximate location of all Bechloe/Kendrick bloggers to find the exact geographical center of all of us so we can do a huge tumblr meet up and fuck up whatever town we're in

[doitduet]

Yes I’m down sign me up I’ll bring snacks.

[annakendrickisbae]

Ok I’ll bring napkins

[kendricksendrick]

I’ll bring chips

[hs-onlymehere]

I’ll bring me because I’m awesome and i really wanna talk about them instead of my friends telling me to be quite when i say something about it 😊

[annakendrickisbae]

Same! ^

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

lets meet at kendricks house and we can all fangirl about brittany snow and bechloe together

[annakendrickisbae]

Her childhood home is Portland, Maine so I’d be down for that lol. Only a two hour drive for me

[waveryearps]

hELLO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA help me

[annakendrickisbae]

Dude you’re fucked 😂

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

i live in england but i dont mind flying to america yo

[annakendrickisbae]

Actually i just punched in a lot of places I knew bloggers lived in: Amsterdam, Bonn, Philippines, Australia, Boston (me), London, Los Angeles. And the geographic center of all of them WAS actually in Maine. Go figure haha

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

Maine it is then

[im-just-lostt-deactivated202201]

Maines a bit of a drive from Florida but let’s do itttt

[aphrodykete]

sendricon

[cinnamonsweat-blog]

Maine is also a bit of a drive from Australia but sure lets do itttt

[4-stars-on-our-shirt]

I live in jersey so who wants to car pool with me to portland

[annakendrickisbae]

chloesnodes don’t you live in NJ?

[4-stars-on-our-shirt]

chloesnodes lets go

[pierogay]

I actually live in NYC but basically New Jersey so like I’m down

[kendricks-booze]

Wait wait wait, who lives in Bonn?

[annakendrickisbae]

You i thought! Or at least studied there

[kendricks-booze]

aww haha yea I do. I just thought somebody else on here was also from Bonn :D

[fuckingkendrick]

seriously? anyone wanna pick me up from australia?

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Hey fuckingkendrick! I live in China. Wanna carpool?

[fuckingkendrick]

Yeah sure I’ll get my car and pick you up afandomshibe

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Awesome fuckingkendrick! I've already got an awesome playlist for the 10k+ kilometer drive :D

[annakendrickisbae]

Petition to find the approximate location of all Bechloe/Kendrick bloggers to find the exact geographical center of all of us so we can do a huge tumblr meet up and fuck up whatever town we're in

[doitduet]

Yes I’m down sign me up I’ll bring snacks.

[annakendrickisbae]

Ok I’ll bring napkins

[kendricksendrick]

I’ll bring chips

[hs-onlymehere]

I’ll bring me because I’m awesome and i really wanna talk about them instead of my friends telling me to be quite when i say something about it 😊

[annakendrickisbae]

Same! ^

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

lets meet at kendricks house and we can all fangirl about brittany snow and bechloe together

[annakendrickisbae]

Her childhood home is Portland, Maine so I’d be down for that lol. Only a two hour drive for me

[waveryearps]

hELLO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA help me

[annakendrickisbae]

Dude you’re fucked 😂

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

i live in england but i dont mind flying to america yo

[annakendrickisbae]

Actually i just punched in a lot of places I knew bloggers lived in: Amsterdam, Bonn, Philippines, Australia, Boston (me), London, Los Angeles. And the geographic center of all of them WAS actually in Maine. Go figure haha

[bechloeisthenewblaxk]

Maine it is then

[im-just-lostt-deactivated202201]

Maines a bit of a drive from Florida but let’s do itttt

[aphrodykete]

sendricon

[cinnamonsweat-blog]

Maine is also a bit of a drive from Australia but sure lets do itttt

[4-stars-on-our-shirt]

I live in jersey so who wants to car pool with me to portland

[annakendrickisbae]

chloesnodes don’t you live in NJ?

[4-stars-on-our-shirt]

chloesnodes lets go

[pierogay]

I actually live in NYC but basically New Jersey so like I’m down

[kendricks-booze]

Wait wait wait, who lives in Bonn?

[annakendrickisbae]

You i thought! Or at least studied there

[kendricks-booze]

aww haha yea I do. I just thought somebody else on here was also from Bonn :D

[fuckingkendrick]

seriously? anyone wanna pick me up from australia?

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Hey fuckingkendrick! I live in China. Wanna carpool?

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Beca: *can’t find Chloe in the crowd* this calls for drastic measures

Beca: *uses hands as a microphone* YOU SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WON’T FALL

*red hair immediately appears beside Beca*

Chloe: *smirks* I knew we would be fast friends.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Aca-child learning the tricks of photobombing from the best.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Closeted Problems

Pt 4

Friend: Wow you have a large closet! What I think: Yeah I need the space to stuff all of my pent up emotions. What I actually say: Yeah it’s pretty useful.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Closeted Problems

Pt 3 

Playing hide and seek 

Friend: Hey! You can hide in the closet with me. 

What I think: Been there done that... 

What I actually say: Sure thanks.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Beca’s Song

Beca: I do have a toner, but not for Jesse.

Chloe: +perks up+

Aubrey: I can see it.

Beca: That toner is actually for…

+Fat Amy and Cynthia Rose magically appears behind Beca+

Beca: Becas you know I’m all about that Beale, ‘bout that Beale, no treble

Fat Amy: Oh yeah!

Beca: I’m all ‘bout that Beale, 'bout that Beale, no treble

Fat Amy: She swears!

Beca: I’m all 'bout that Beale, 'bout that Beale, no treble

Fat Amy: For sure!

Beca: I’m all 'bout that Beale, 'bout that Be-be-be-beale

Beca: Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no straight girl

Cynthia Rose: She’s not

Beca: But I can talk to, to guys like I’m supposed to do

Cynthia Rose: Mm-hmm

Beca: 'Cause I am that les bro that all the boys chase

All the right talk and all the right faces

Cynthia Rose: Clearly

Beca: I see Beale’s body like she is Photoshopped

Cynthia Rose: +nods+

Beca: I know this feeling’s real

Checking her out, can’t stop

Cynthia Rose: For sure

Beca: She got that beauty beauty just raise 'em up

'Cause every inch of her is perfect

From the bottom to the top

Cynthia Rose: Oh yeah

Beca: Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your type

She says, girls they like a small angsty girl to hold at night

Cynthia Rose: Mm-hmm

Beca: You know I won’t be quite emotionally available

Cynthia Rose: That’s true

Beca: But, if she can accept that

Then maybe I got a chance

Cynthia Rose: Maybe…

Aubrey: +nearly faints+

Chloe:

well that was weird.

[ordinarybechloetrash]

Closeted Problems

Pt 2

Friend: I found the shoes downstairs. You can come out of the closet now! What I think: I wish What I actually say: Coming…