I Exist, I Guess

21 yrs old, autistic - Silly shit

[orgath]

A repository for silly, funny, cool and hyperfixation-related shit I find across Tumblr.

20yrs old

I'M TRANS MFS

She/Her, bitches

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This blog uses TW (Trigger Warning) instead of CW (Content Warning) for potentially triggering topics.

#Reblog is for more serious topics.

#Meme is used for various Humourous Things, as the name implies.

#Aesthetic is used for pretty art and photos.

Semi-Frequent Featured Horseshit Includes

Pokemon

Digimon

Transformers (I use RIRFIB (Rumble Is Red, Frenzy Is Blue))

Stupid Shitposts

Gender Is Bullshit and I'm a Dung Beetle

I don't do tags anymore, dig through the archive like a real mole rat

The character in my profile picture was made by ThePyroKitty.

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[morggo]

2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023

in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.

you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads

you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride

these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.

final thought - breaking the pride tradition and more than likely won't make a new piece. the top one from TDOV is all i'm making this year. i have my focus on other projects currently and i don't want to force a poster design. these came from a specific head space and my current head space is Very Tired lmao so i wanna work on other things. 👍

[storyweavingspider]

Smelter? I hardly know ‘er!

[storyweavingspider]

Hey baby, are you an iron ore because I’d like to get you super hot and then pound you until you take the shape I envision of you

[fedora-official]

I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux

[fedora-official]

when tf did this get a thousand notes

[fedora-official]

I wanted to add a caption but then I looked at her cute tummy and awawawawawaawawa

[fedora-official]

this somehow breached containment and as you'd expect from the Reddit crowd the comments are filled with learned incompetence and reactionary takes

linux isn't harder you were just taught to use windows (windows is actually way more complicated once you know both. source I do)

linux has graphical applications for settings and installing stuff and whatever, you don't need to input commands if you don't want to

inputting commands isn't "coding" you just copy and paste 4 words that mean "run as administrator and install [program]"

and if you really do use a program that doesn't have a linux version or wine looks too complicated, that's okay!! just instead of going "NEVER!!" and playing into the Microsoft propaganda, considering saying:

I wish more developers would make their programs compatible with linux

Linux looks really cool, I'm just stuck because of [program] at the moment

fuck you Nvidia for making this harder than it needs to be

Woah that girl is really pretty

I wish that were me 😵‍💫

hnngsdfsfsnd

[lanaflowerz]

[ivy-justafox]

Well I got hrt so I guess it’s works

[dawnofweasels]

Mrb

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[duchessvongooseberg]

as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.

"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"

to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.

[analog-delight]

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

[fajitajane]

I love going out being clocky. I love seeing a young queer as a cashier. Usually I'm wearing a mask so I imagine folks can't quitr tell until I speak. I almost always complimented on my hair by these folks too. I love being able to thank them and give them a compliment in return.

[thethirdstrongestsylvi]

around a month ago i saw an older trans woman who was probably like 60+ with a cis woman who seemed to be her supportive wife who took her clothes shopping as customers in my store and she seemed so happy to see me there and it melted my heart so much. if you are trans your existence is so important for someone even if it doesnt feel like it. i hope shes doing alright

was also having a terrible day a bit over a week ago but a super pretty trans woman came into the store and we talked a bit after a mutual i know what you are look and she brightened my day a lot and probably doesnt even realize it. i really hope i see her again

[leumasme]

[mollyjames]

You know, the princess really ought to stop antagonizing her knight like that. Even the most hardened veteran is bound to snap under such continual verbal abuse. Oh, look! See? She's pushed it too far. Now the knight is lifting the princess by the collar of her dress and has slammed her against the wall. I knew it was only a matter of time. Now they're....

they're......

oh.

Um. Hmm.

Maybe we should just give them some privacy.

[gravymegaboxsupreme]

This is going to make the morning town crier

(first noun verbed from @girlballs's tags)

[teal-sharky]

[bambicest]

[allyourfearsarecomingtrue]

Note how she states that it was more difficult to get permits to do this shit than actually coordinate the drones.

Companies will want to do more of this, but environmental/wildlife laws make it difficult. So, they'll lobby to weaken them. Be vigilant. This woman accidentally said the quiet part loud. They won't let that happen again - this is our only warning

[acekoral]

Also tire iron is effective

[trickstertime]

A tire iron is ineffective.

Look, if someone was very irresponsible they'd look up drone parts and buy a set of 2.4GHz and 5GHz directional antennas (yagi or, not patch) and then get a set of 2.4GHz and 5Ghz noise generators (illigal almost everywhere) or look up how to make them (weirdly easy to do apparently) and then they would wait for the display to start and turn on their contraption with the antennas point towards the display. Because the drones would be communicated to from the main computer on either 2.4GHz or 5Ghz, a contraption like this would cause anything from a section, to all, of the drones losing communication and automatically landing. The fact that they waited until the display was in progress means that all that set up time would have been waisted so the rest of the show can't go ahead and they'll have to spend a few days checking everyone over.

Don't do this. it's very illigal to make a jamming device. Even though you'd be using a long range antenna so youd be safely far away and almost totally undetectable even to people beside you, especially if you hid it in a bag or small box. It's very illigal. Don't.

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[xenodile]

Begging on my hands and knees for game devs to move away from the linguistic convention of "this ability/attack/effect/etc knocks the target up" to refer to something being launched vertically into the air. Say it lifts the target. Launches them. Bounces them. Just please stop giving characters abilities that say "Knocks up your opponent", PLEASE.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

ZERO SUIT SAMUS CAN PERFORM A RAW FORWARD-SMASH THAT KNOCKS UP EVEN HER TOUGHEST & HEAVIEST OPPONENTS

[fuzz-kill]

[gi-ie-ru]

@coldgoldlazarus

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

dangerous machine can break your arms but she won't, usually

Kaita is cool but in the way someone who is honest about themselves sucking a little is cool

[thickness-protection-program]

[mallowmaenad]

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

[radatav]

The best thing I did for my youtube viewing experience was download an extension that allows me to block entire channels. Now when I don't like a thumbnail? Blam, obliterate it, never see it again - and youtube is none the wiser. Youtube has no choice but to bring me weird music videos and retro game reviews.

You know, needing to add basic functionality to a platform yourself to fight back against the forces of enshittification is something tumblr trained me well for. You need like 5 third party extensions to make this site remotely usable.

[chiiri-h]

Block Youtube Shorts

Block whole channels

Youtube Dislike

Highly recommend the shorts blocker as well- this one will play them as if they are a normal video which also speeds up the site a fair bit. Shorts are where a lot of the recommendations for sketchier content have been coming from in my feed from what I've noticed; I don't get them from longform videos anywhere near as much.

With how often AI content mills are popping up on youtube, it's a good idea to have the dislike button too.

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

[sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[moonkitty]

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

[fairycosmos]

"why do you want to work for us"

because im fucking BROKE!! im not going to write me x your company fanfic to answer this dumb ass fucking question the way you want me to!!

[luprand]

It does suck.

If it helps any, here are some y/n x company fanfic stubs to bullshit your way through:

The job listing mentioned flexible hours, which will allow me to schedule around classes (or whatever).

Your store is close enough to where I live that I can (save on gas/walk to work most days/hit the office with a spitball).

I've heard/seen good things about the company culture from other employees/Glassdoor/local gas station bathroom stalls.

I saw that this job offers (free food, reduced tuition, daycare, a relaxed dress code, local discounts, the opportunity to dropkick annoying customers if no one else sees you do it), and that appeals to me.

This company offers good wages for the work required. (Similar to "I'm broke," but sounds polite.)

I have a uniform fetish. (Not recommended.)

[scrabbleknight]

Remember: when an interviewer asks "why you want to work here", what they mean is "why choose us and not any other company".

Money isn't the only reason. It's a big reason but it's hardly the only reason. If it was, I'd be working at an off-shore oil rig or doing war crimes.

[julia-miraclerat]

"I feel an aching desire to speak to you and take up your time and attention" most normal thing to think about someone

[julia-miraclerat]

Real normal reblog to like ratio on this one girls