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Worst little cunts on this site by far are those who respond to complaints about mundanely shitty behavior like “I can’t stand when people don’t put their grocery carts back” with “um did you know that .000001% of the world’s population has terminal Can’t Put Grocery Carts Back Disease maybe think before you post”

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aquaristlifeforme

Here’s an up close picture of the mouth of a leopard shark. Their teeth are very small and their diet in the wild is shrimp, fish eggs, clams, and snails. So while being in the water with them may seem scary, the most danger I’m in when I SCUBA dive to clean their tank is that one of the sharks might knock my mask off if they accidentally bumped me.

vet-and-wild

My face when someone tells me I’m an adult so I need to call to make my own appointments

twistcmyk

i love public transit

calywitsune

Azumi’s first interaction with Sanemi!

It definitely led to some serious shell shock when she next saw him and he was his usual intense self with other slayers 😭 #demonslayerspoilers

Sanemi is canonically very kind to elderly, women and children (though children tend to cry when he gets too close). Azumi was two for three on that list when they met, the right conditions for their first meeting to be showing his gentle side

vykodlak

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

mrs-faggot

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

wolverinequeen

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.

elodieunderglass

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

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I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

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has this been done yet?

moist-astronaut

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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plasmalogical

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

plasmalogical

spoken like a future puma victim

theindependentconservative

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

plasmalogical

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

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hustlerose

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt

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I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

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kristoffbjorgman

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

prokopetz

The really hilarious part is that the busted Yeti is even worse than this description makes it sound.

TL/DR version: the structural layout of the Expedition Everest attraction is so complicated that Disney had to use a technique called “previsualisaton” to construct it - essentially a four-dimensional blueprint that specifies not only how the structure should be put together, but the exact point in time that each step should occur. That precision in timing is actually kinda critical, because if certain parts of the structure are subject to stress too early (e.g., before the concrete is fully cured, before additional supports have been installed, etc.), they’ll be permanently weakened.

Well, long story short, when the ride went into action, Disney’s engineers quickly discovered that the numbers weren’t adding up: the internal stresses the ride was producing every time they turned the animatronic yeti on were literally tearing the whole mountain apart. It’s clear that something got screwed up during construction: either somebody performed a step with the wrong timing, or in the wrong order, or the previsualisaton was messed up to begin with. The trick is, they have no idea what the actual error was - and the ride can’t be repaired until they figure out what went wrong in the first place.

So now they just point a moving strobe light at the motionless yeti to create the illusion of motion, which is why it’s been nicknamed the “disco yeti”.

jemthecrystalgem

When companies have too much money and need to chill

furbearingbrick

here’s an example of what the yeti looked like when it actually worked.

wizardshark

yo uhhhh thats fucking terrifying

altospaceangel

THE YETI IS AMAZING and I so badly wish I could have seen it action. (Disco Yeti is my friend tho)

But this is a very important point.

The yeti is not broken.

The yeti works perfectly. But due to some calculation error

They can’t turn the yeti ON or else he’ll tear down the mountain.

So now their biggest and most impressive animatronic ever gets strobe lights flashed at it so your eye is tricked into thinking it moves.

Disco Yeti my beloved <3

ralfmaximus

Alas, as of 2021, the Yeti was seen leaking hydraulic fluid and is probably not capable of operation without a refurb. It’s been 15+ years and robots simply cannot be left turned off that long and be expected to function without maintenance.

My ‘favorite’ bit in the Yeti saga: the Yeti’s creator, Joe Rohde, continued to insist Disney was looking at ways to fix the Yeti right up until the day he retired in January 2021.