Cora Has A Tumblr

Sometimes I make art shitposts and cry about plants. Answers to any pronouns. Made of space and gay.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tags by @rabbiteclair

#i've hand cranked an lgbt sausage or two

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Black Cauldron (1985) - Concept art by Mike Ploog

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[herpsandbirds]

South American Crested Toad (Rhinella margaritifera), family Bufonidae, Peru

photographs by Ignacio Yúfera

[dogpuppy]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

[sunflowerbutch]

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[dumnslut]

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]