LET ALL MY OTPS BE HAPPY!

Kenzie//bi//20//october 8th. (header by @taliabunny Go follow her shes freakin amazing!)

[hotline8008]

Act of Clod

[grinnersmiler]

Bunch of elemental art bc ive lost control of my own damn life

[sophbun]

[diznam]

Sk8 the Infinity

Incorrect Quotes

[trolltestefied]

couple more doodles cuz i think these 3 are fun to draw

[arsoniiii]

more reki and langa

[aimasup]

Welcome Home + new sketchbook

[cruiserweight]

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

[thatsitso]

After the Matchablossom X Heartstopper I was asked for Renga, so here it is 😌

Renga X Heartstopper

You're welcome

[penny-anna]

Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

[penny-anna]

Steven: w-what’s happening

Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back

Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[penny-anna]

Greg: what’s going on

Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again

Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?

Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*

[penny-anna]

Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-

Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl

Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??

[penny-anna]

Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!

Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…

Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??

Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-

Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Steven: …

Greg: …

Pearl: …

Garnet: …*quietly* fuck

Everyone else: O_O

Garnet: what. I missed it too

[penny-anna]

also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing

[penny-anna]

Connie: what’s going on

Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now

Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??

Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!

Peridot: what’s fuck

[lycanthrop-ee]

This… makes me happy

[thegoodvybe]

[meatpower]

Where is the I’m alone nobody care me monkey

[marijuanitopayasito-deactivated]

[meatpower]

i’m so fucking sad right now. why is he still alone doesnt anyone fucking care him

[wormdad]

[meatpower]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[lickitwan]

96 here yet I know all these beautiful relics

[mcrauders]

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

[mcrauders]

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

[pauliedraws]

Angus McDonald is one of the greatest characters ever conceived.

[valtsv]

“[cliché and overdone in mainstream heterosexual romantic relationships trope] is so boring and unoriginal, i’m sick of it”

me:

[misspiggy]

FAT GAYS

FAT LESBIANS

FAT BI PPL

FAT TRANS PPL

FAT NON-BINARY PPL

FAT LGBT PPL I LOVE YOU!!!