Hollander, You are having panic attack!

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[sunshinehollander24]

IlyaTheBipolar ➡️ SunshineHollander24

[cloudabserk]

hollanov baby

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[bucksaiga]

[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[dontcallmeanythingplz]

I just made myself sad thinking about the guys on the Centaurs being super welcoming and accommodating towards Shane and it making Shane paranoid that they are making fun of him in a way that he's not catching.

Like they invite him for drinks and he says he doesn't drink during hockey season and Bood just says "Oh that explains why you're so solid at hockey." Or Dykstra plays music and asks Shane if he knows this song and when Shane says he doesn't, Dykstra just says "That's fair, everyone has their own taste." And when they have a team BBQ and notice Shane's ginger ale, Hayes just says "Ginger ale is so good, I haven't had one in forever!"

Shane is just so anxious (in general) and waiting for the other shoe to drop. He finally tells Ilya that he thinks the guys might be making fun of him and Ilya seems shocked. He asks Shane if he wants him to confront them. Shane quickly says no.

Then the next day, Shane overhears the guys talking amongst themselves (they don't see Shane) saying "Hollander is awesome! Obviously at hockey, but I mean in general! Him and Rozanov are such a good match. I can't believe we get Hollander on our team! I swear my wife has a crush on him. He freaking charms everyone. I thought Rozanov was funny, but Hollander might be the funniest guy I know!"

Shane finally feels fully accepted by the Centaurs. And it's the first time he's felt seen by a hockey team 😭

[naturalpr3y]

more relaxed shane moments:

- when ilya pins him down at the cottage and shane tests his grip then realises ilya’s got him and his whole body relaxes

- when they’re in ilya’s boston house and just napped in bed and ilya says he’s hungry and shane says for what and ilya calls him a pervert and gropes him

- vegas bathroom scene once ilya’s calmed him down by being mean and dominant and shane turns into putty

I DONT CARE

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. weird little plastic figurine of two guys frotting on a couch moments before gay disaster, the merch everyone is asking for, happy pride

[themoonandmyman]

Is this real. Am I getting Prank’d

[kaijuerotica]

it's real

[lavenderprose]

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

[nettlepixie]

biblically accurate ilya rozanov proposal

[gaynehollander]

I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.

[scunthotter]

Its so important to remember that when Shane says "Ilya noooo, Ilya ewww, what the fuck Ilya" that this is him giggling and kicking his feet. The man is not a killjoy he just loves being chased.

[punksalmons]

i'm still in the fucking building

[mutinsfromthemoon]

my hc is that ilya is more a clean freak than shane. ilya had to grow up really early after he’s mom died and his father is military so he was running that house like the navy. i bet he’s expected everything to be spotless. and even if ilya and shane started to living alone at the same time, shane always had both of his parents doing all the things they could for him. so i think shane likes things organized but he doesn’t mind a little of a mess, ilya on the other hand like the things clean. and both of them agree with no shoes inside the house and no outside clothes on the bed. so no heteronormativity in this relationship, ilya is not a messy boy and shane is not a nagging wife. i think they just argue about the best way of organizing and cleaning the house.

[gaygoatshane]

i'm not joking when i say ilya admitting to shane that he looked up compatible was one of the bravest things ever. shane also asking for ilya's room number was so brave too. i love them

[haunted-phantom-student]

Imagine how insufferable Ilya and Shane will be as a couple once Shane gets good enough at Russian that they can use it to have little private side conversations when everyone is just hanging out and they're always making little comments and then snickering at each other and refusing to explain what the joke is