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[psycosis91]

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[brochinchin-deactivated20241026]

ALL I WANNA DO IS [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] AND A [GUN COCK NOISE] MAYBE YOU’RE MY LOVE.

[vhsv0id]

oh my god

[outer-sp4ce]

hi been some time I’ve decided to resurface :)

[outer-sp4ce]

I am very sad

[pickleston]

[miridai]

it’s a me, marco

[outer-sp4ce]

aw I miss coming on here

[dimetrodone]

[idioticteen]

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

MAJOR FLASHBACK

[twofingerswhiskey]

what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore

how long have i been out of school

[c-hardae]

OH MY GOD YES IT WAS ALWAYS MY NERDY FUCKING DESK

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[poisonousdatura]

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

[ibrayeet]

*calls 911* 911: ma'am what’s ur emergency Ma'am: HE NEEDS SOME MELK

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[hustleinatrap]

❤️❤️❤️

[steprightovertheline]

I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she approached him to confront him about it, and HER OWN security team kind of escorted her away from him. Then the club management came up to him and told him to delete the pictures, so HE left. Like, this is in his own words, because for some reason he thinks this story makes the young woman being photographed without her consent look bad.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/03/27/malia-obama-attacks-conservative-reporter-nyc-club-lucian-wintrich/

In conclusion, the media needs to leave Malia the fuck alone. She’s taking a gap year before going to fucking Harvard, she can party as hard as she damn well pleases.

[buttermilk-thegoat]

Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling sad on Valentine’s Day. Ofc half the comments are like “what an EPIC playa, bet he got some action after that hahaha” or “why do these special snowflakes need a handout like this” or “what kind of Richie Rich kid” (chocolate company donated the boxes after learning why he wanted so much) Like… why is humanity like this

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

[4444555666777888999]

I’m making coffee for my hangover but I just keep thinking about how somebody said Emma stone looks like a bitmoji

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG