Making it up as you go is a legitimate life plan.

Small town girl from East Jesus Nowhere, Illinois. OB Nurse, massive nerd, hottest fat girl you will ever meet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never notice how perfectly sized your tongue is until it gets swollen after you bite it. It gets a tiny bit bigger, and suddenly your teeth turn into a guillotine.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaijuno]

[politijohn]

[oliver-sonntag]

[gritsandbrits]

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

[xphilosoraptorx]

Hold the fuck up...

She needs permission to hire legal counsel??

[basil-s0up]

Her dad's basically been holding her hostage for most of her life so he can make money off of her. It's gross AF and hope she not only wins but sues his ass into oblivion for all the pain and suffering he put her through.

[gritsandbrits]

☝☝☝☝☝☝

[powerfulwizard]

Begging for the whole Kardashian/Jenner dynasty and all their friends to die on that island. Which one of these rich people lied about their covid results? There’s so many people. It had to be one.

[powerfulwizard]

JUDAS

[powerfulwizard]

Khloe Kardashian lying about not having COVID to get in on the Kardashian Death Island Party

[jollityfarm]

*khovid

[lledxela]

[rexalexander]

Criminals going missing, junkies mysteriously vanishing, victims calling in claiming that their assailants were attacked mid-crime.

[mrdistracted]

Excuse me, they what???

[rexalexander]

Yup. Also sheep are extinct.

[cloysterbell]

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[beetlegarden]

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

This is so violently hopeful and uplifting everyone needs to see it

[lorelaigilmoure]

#the floppy ears are back!!!

[jehovahhthickness]

This. If you don’t love the fat me, you definitely don’t deserve the banging body me.

[exdestinyschildmember]

I’ve been saying this for years once I discovered how extremely shallow people are.

[themoderndisneyprincess]

I wish I did this. Bc now I’m pregnant and fat and he won’t touch me and I can see him lusting after the women I used to look like right in front of me. So yeah don’t go from skinny to fat. It’s ok when men do it. Funny how shallow men are even when they gain weight too.

[jehovahhthickness]

Wtf is wrong with these niggas? Also, the most fatphobic men are FAT men 😭😪

Ima be pissed as fuck if I’m pregnant as hell and my baby daddy ain’t giving me dick every 10 secs.

I swear being heterosexual is a scam and a nightmare.

[cyclizine-sickness]

That’s so ugly to be pregnant with a mans child and having him treat you like that.

This is the time for him to be rubbing up all on that ass and stomach.

[vikkidc-deactivated20220318]

There actually is a down side to this…

Many women that lose weight in a relationship often end up divorcing/breaking up because their male partners complain about their newfound confidence and self respect. Unfortunately, many guys get with bigger women expecting low self esteem, compliance, and desperation to please them.(They think they’re doing her a favor) So when she loses weight they lose a certain level of control.

[mysharona1987]

[unrequitxd]

lmaooooooo 😂

[ghirahimbo]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[lord-swagimaru-blog]

Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

[siderealscion]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain