mildly disappointing

i was supposed to be a chimera but god fucked up my soup -- 26 -- any pronouns

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

[creative-apple]

amoglies from the hit television series among us

[marbar2763]

this is my project hail mary au, instead of grace finding rocky's ship he finds the skeld

[ordinaryschmuck]

You know what? Good job to Owen Dennis for making an entire non-binary cast of characters for that Among Us show. Paramount accidentally releasing it all during Pride month makes it even more perfect.

[potatobugz]

this is probably the funniest thing that couldve happened to me

[miifoto]

this is how the show went right

[xarpilled]

"Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han wrote the episode of the among us show where the whole cast has a high gay orgy" is a factually true statement that you can say for free

[xarpilled]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD I FUCKED UP NOT PUTTING HER NAME IN IT

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[dogpuppy]