Rule number 1: Don't be a dick.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[cuntycullens]

I don’t know why Edward went to the Voultori to ask to be killed as if Rosalie wouldn’t do it with no questions asked

[twilightmidnightdawnalarm]

twilight 2008 but instead of blue, its pink tinted

[jessicastanley]

[arabellas]

BO BURNHAM: INSIDE + letterboxd reviews (x, x, x) insp.

[nudityandnerdery]

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

[officiallordvetinari]

TREMENDOUS news

[systemic-dreams]

miette tripping balls on a lizard she ate is not the news i expected to wake up to today but here we are. i hope the knowledge of the cosmos bring her clarity and wisdom and an extra brain cell

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[dungeonlust]

[horreurscopes]

creepy man catcalled me by lasciviously hissing “jusssttt how i like themmm” and i was like [on autopilot] “shut the fuck up dude” you know, as you do while you keep walking, and he yelled to my back “YOU shut up you fat bitch”  and like these things dont even get under my skin anymore im just moderately amused by the lack of wit like dude at least make your come backs narratively coherent!!! are we body positive or not !!! is his characterization all over the place or is this but a subtle hint at a deep seated contradiction between his libido and the flawed values that raised him? is this what a feminist looks like ?!?!?!?! overdone but still jarring in its twists, this catcall calls to mind both the convoluted problems of the modern world and the ancient dynamics to which we are all behold.  one star ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why does utah have so many abusive cult-like ~treatment centers~ for ~troubled teens~? is it the mormons, or what?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ok apparently it IS in fact the mormons. awful situation

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[grim-echoes]

men who like white chocolate are women

[thatsoup]

What about women who like dark chocolate? I hope the inverse isn't considered true

[vacuouslytrue]

Oh shit all the pieces are falling into place

[thatsoup]

Can nonbinary people like both white chocolate and dark chocolate exist?

[princessbento]

no you have to fucking eat oysters

[huffylemon]

[adamsmasher]

Every single time I see this I forget the punchline and receive another point of psychic damage

[clementine-kesh]

popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good

[fucktoyfelix]

There are no children on Onlyfans. They verify ID, bank account, and have ai software that requires a face-matched ID for every face in every photo and video. Yet the right wing anti-sex lobby will repeat this lie over and over until people just accept it as a fact. This is what I’ve been warning people about. 

[socialistexan]

Man, fuck Youtube for promoting this homophobic, racist garbage.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Get fucked, assholes!

[socialistexan]

The fact that youtube keeps promoting this garbage should be the biggest red flag that not only are they aware of the hard-right pipeline they've built but actively encourage it.

[butchflirt]

[nightingem]

they also literally suppress videos with social justice/leftist related terms and content from being advertised. like, blatantly. and doubled down when they were caught.

https://themarkup.org/google-the-giant/2021/04/09/google-blocks-advertisers-from-targeting-black-lives-matter-youtube-videos

[girlchub-deactivated20181204]

*makes good night post* *stays online for 15 minutes to see who liked it*

[mittai]

for literal decades, US schools have policed the clothing of young girls and the clothing and hair of black students so meticulously it’s straight up harassment, but now that they’re being asked to enforce a mask mandate in schools, which, btw, is a million times simpler and easier to enforce than these absurd dress codes, they “can’t control students in that way” because they “value student’s bodily autonomy” stfu and tell us with your whole chest that you’re scared of the rich white soccer mom PTA head cutting funding and you don’t think women & black students deserve bodily autonomy.

[expiredcheese]