My Moves Are Such Good Luck You’ll Win The Lottery

Jason| 19| This here is my blog. I mostly just reblog random funny/fandom stuff that I enjoy. Hopefully you enjoy it too! <3

[natcat5]

oh. oh god. we actually have to like, wait for updates? we have to, once again, wait like a pack of piranhas in the water, slavering while chanting over and over ‘upd8 soon. upd8. upd8′ like the mindless carnivores we are?

[terezis]

Oh I’m Worried

[evendeadlmthehero]

Steve: okay I’m here. Where’s the new girl and those guardians you were talking about?

Peter Quill and Captain Marvel who haven’t been on Earth since the 90’s:

[vizmediaofficial]

Happy 10th anniversary! > Go read The Homestuck Epilogues. www.homestuck.com

[mspaprophet]

epilogue is comi-

wait a minute.

EPILOGUES?

[ot3]

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[lesbiantiana]

oswald the lucky rabbit: *exists*

mickey mouse in 1928:

[wolveswolves]

By Project Wildsong

[thepjopage]

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[simonalkenmayer]

Rotten tomatoes? It’s a historical favorite. But I agree brick is a lovely go to if you don’t mind the consequences.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Coconut milk can apparently be used as an egg subsitute in cakes, so I think that chucking whole coconuts at them would be a good way to go.

[pengychan]

[the-formerone]

the W H A T

[saltyavaswani]

after years of research, i present to you my findings

if i missed anything. who cares. i made this for fun

happy 4/13 lads. hope the epilogue doesnt curse u

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

rise of skywalker MEANS…….

rey’s the skywalker (BORING)

finn’s the skywalker (NICE)

kylo’s gonna heelturn for the good (LIKE ACTUALLY THIS TIME)

kylo’s gonna like win with the bad guys? (WHAT THE FUCK)

“skywalker” became a slang word for “gay man” in the years after Luke’s victory & they’re talking about Poe (SKYWALKER RIGHTS)

[onceiwashere]

6. It means C3P0

[butch-king-frankenstein]

clearly it means Luke’s son R2D2

[francesderwent]

my favorite bit of Marie Kondo discourse was in the middle of a Try Guys baking video.  “This sparks joy,” says Eugene, holding the mixing bowl.  He takes Zach by the shoulders, says, “This does not spark joy,” and pushes Zach out of frame.  The baker whose channel they’re guesting on wails in sympathy.  Zach wanders back in, says plaintively, “You forgot to thank me.”  “Oh,” says Eugene, and puts his hands back on Zach’s shoulders.”  “Thank you,” he says, and then pushes him out of frame again.

[wifesimulator]

animation finals week stress manifests in fun & flirtatious ways

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people don’t just “have pain for no reason” doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that “well some people just have pain for no reason” get a new doctor. That’s a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.

[kamorth]

I just wanna add to clarify the psychosomatic thing.

That word DOES NOT MEAN you’re making it up. It doesn’t mean you’re imagining the symptom. What it means is that the symptom ISN’T DIRECTLY CAUSED BY ANY OF THE THINGS THAT WOULD NORMALLY CAUSE IT.

I fought to get a PCOS diagnosis for 2 and a half years. For the ENTIRE time I was fighting, I was dealing with 3 cysts that were not going away by themselves and eventually required surgery to remove. At one point close to the end of the battle, I suddenly went blind. I was visiting my parents and was standing on the veranda looking out over the tree we had planted in memory of my dog and suddenly I got one of the shooting pains that I was quite frankly used to at that point and my vision started to go dark. It was like the sun was setting while being completely hidden behind storm clouds but it was 2pm in the middle of Summer on a clear day. Within about 30 seconds I couldn’t see ANYTHING. I was 27 years old and I was screaming for my mother.

My mum raced me to her doctor (he was a 15 minute drive away as opposed to 45 minutes to the nearest hospital) and he quickly worked out that there was nothing wrong with my eyes and what had happened was totally unrelated to them. Then he said it was psychosomatic and I freaked out, yelling that I was NOT making this up and I definitely wasn’t imagining it. Very quickly he calmed me down and said he believed me and I had misunderstood. He explained that whatever was going on with my abdominal pains (he suggested PCOS which I hadn’t even heard of at that point) had been ignored for so long that my body was starting to do things other than the normal pain response to try to draw my attention to the problem. My sight going was my body basically jumping around in front of me going “HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME HELLLOOOOOOO??????”

He gave me some prescription strength painkillers and my sight started to come back as soon as they started to kick in. About 45 minutes after it started I could see well enough to walk around without help and within a day and a half I was back to normal. On top of that I finally had a scan booked to figure out what the hell was causing all the pain.

Psychosomatic symptoms are NOT imagined or fabricated or happening for “no reason”. Experiencing them DOES NOT make you a liar. It makes you someone who has been battling with something serious for so long that your own body has started to get impatient with you.

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

I completely agree. Thank you for sharing this.

[antique-scarecrow]

Psychosomatic symptoms are literally your body flipping random alarm switches just to get any alarm blaring because you’ve been ignoring the regular ones

[ddeathspell]

[khatoblepas]

There they are, the two genders.

[samael]

only a cis deals in absolutes

[cornchipz-revival]

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home