An American Masquerade

I'm Jessica. Straight female. Gemini. INFJ. She/Her pronouns. Out of college. English major, writing minor. Which means I have the high ambition of becoming a writer...but know I'll probably be in retail my whole life. Whooo hooo! Things you'll find on my blog: what I want. When I want it.

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Busted in a lie.

Kristi Noem's attitude is max stupidity + max scorn for democracy.

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[depsidase]

[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[animentality]

[lifeofthepoodle]

Of course my puppy gets his own christmas calendar 🐶😍

[soberqueerinthewild]

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

[ace-sailor-uranus]

tbh i think this poem is better served with the *whole* picture, don't you?

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is the kind of meme your mom posts on Facebook 8 months from now

[thearkenstoneandtheacorn]

Tolkien is 1000% done.

[suicunesrider]

Out of all of Tolkien’s descriptions of Smaug… this one is probably my favorite.

[liberalsarecool]

Same woman called a mosque and they were ready to help her immediately.

Same with Buddhist temple. Willing to help immediately.

[liberalsarecool]

The misogyny and classism is the feature, not the bug.

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i'm all yours.

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[liberalsarecool]

Wouldn't banks giving mortgages to 30,000,000 undocumented immigrants be traceable?

Are they all paying cash for these homes?

Buyers with decent income and documented credit history have a hard time qualifying for a mortage.

But undocumented buyers are 'taking' houses? That language sure is loaded.

JD Vance knows Blackstone has exploited the housing/rental market for families.

JD Vance knows hedge funds and private equity are buying up homes and rental units.

Using bigotry and nativism to spread lies about hard working immigrants is evil.

Vance's xenophobia and racism have created a complete fictional narrative.

[thememedaddy]