Bleh.

22 She/Her

[nessa007]

@ gaurav

[bettedavisgf]

that “looking for a man in finance with a trust fund 6’5” blue eyes” song on tiktok makes me feel like an insane person because i cannot stress enough how much i never ever want to meet that man

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[shwaygirl]

A Nun/Monk/Priest: I'm gonna solve this murder while thinking deeply about faith and church doctrine

Me, an athiest : you go, you funky little christians

[dollsahoy]

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

[lydiardbell]

The mildest example of what OP's talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

[buzzcut-butch-deactivated202403]

Reblogging this again cause light pollution actually have negative health affects on humans and wildlife. We weren't meant to live in a world constantly bathed in light.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[hereliesyasha]

*wakes up in a cold sweat on friday the 13th*

me: what the fuck

long-buried special interest in goosebumps at the end of my bed: it’s time

[existennialmemes]

RSD

Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria is fun, because it's like:

Literally Anyone: [says anything that my brain could even possibly interpret as even an extremely mild critique of me]

My Brain, immediately: Hurl your phone into the sea and become one with the moss that grows deep in the forest. The human world is done with you, and you cannot return there ever again.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[klapollo]

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

[wearewatcher]

“Babygirl, I’m gonna need you to enhance that image for me”

[whatsupbeanie]

I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

[seanorr]

[andrewwigginses]

somebody DO SOMETHING

[spockothy]

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

[fangdecay]

that commentary was beautiful

[toastbutteregg]

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[garlic-slut]

Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring

[mr-elementle]

to be fair, as someone who has lived with deer the antlers probably did not “Fall off” more likely they were flung at incredible speed straight into the air scaring the fuck out of every living thing nearby including the buck that shed them

[rubychan228]

I couldn’t decide between this and another reply to reblog, so here’s the other one:

[pacthesis]

[romeo-the-cactus]