copper boom

Zoey. 30. Obsessed with various things. Been here since 2010. Ain't goin' nowhere.

[bookravager]

I think I was put on this earth to read good books but unfortunately I have to be "employed" to "live"

[undertheinfluencex1]

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[prahdar]

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[raisedbylibrarians]

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[pajama--queen]

New hobby unlocked: getting stoned and considering what fictional characters would def be in the Epstein files as a weird coping mechanism while processing all the very real horrors.

[t00thpasteface]

no tea no shade and absolutely zero pink lemonade but, as has lately been exacerbated with the recent vague rumblings about yet another mcu movie i won't watch, i've been feeling slightly alienated by the way the general consensus in the stucky circles i've crossed paths with seems to be that the reason why steve's mcu "ending" sucks is bc he retired with the wrong partner and not that he even retired at all. i think making steve "i can do this all day" rogers, steve "the hell i can't" rogers, steve "i do the absolute best i can every time" rogers fully retire and pop out a couple crying larvae is like the superhero equivalent of the inhumane orca captivity in blackfish

[pajama--queen]

I used to fuck this guy (he had a washer/dryer and I’d get free weed) who was not the best person but anyway he was Korean and used to bitch about inclusivity in media (yeah no he wanted less, not a cool dude but my washer/dryer is $2 each ok, he had never voted when I knew him 🙄 but you’ll never guess who got his vote in 2024 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄) bc he was convinced he would never see anyone who looked exactly like him in media (once at a bjs he argued that Chris Columbus wasn’t a monster cuz natives were killing each other all the time anyway [I hated this dude]) and now the world is devouring Hudson Williams bottoming his heart out and all I can think abt is this guy must be LIVID (one time I explained stucky to him and he got so upset I thought he’d cry 😂) anyway bless heated rivalry

[chaos0pikachu]

I have watched the yaoi hockey show and know what fuck y'all this some good ass shit I didn't know the Canadians swung up the streets like this, my american taxes can't even pay for my elders social security I'm pretty sure they're just funding elon musk's latest eugenics project at this point but y'alls government gives you free healthcare AND gay ass yaoi flavored big tiddy hockey dudes fucking and feeling in every fancy ass penthouse set this side of the north american continent while serving up full peaches this some good shit thank you canada hope y'all beat the mighty ducks or whatever next year and your next leader doesn't date katy perry, goodnight and be blessed

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Okay, on the flip side, we are out of whiney Shawn era. Wonderfully. It's been a long time since I came back and had my godalogue to the baby I have been like, Mr. Positive. They were very smart to pull that back cause that was really getting old. Does it come back in season seven? What happened? Am I just generic dude from the like they made Shawn more generic. -Rider 

Yeah, Like I'm giving good advice to Eric. Like Shawn is... -Rider 

It's great -Danielle

And it was great advice. It was my favorite scene of the show. -Will 

[danascullly]

Only Murders in the Building | Season 5 Episode 4 - Dirty Birds Written by Kristin Newman