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[gen-z-culture-is]

gen z culture is starting to quote a vine and then suddenly everyone in the room says it at the exact same time            

[just-shower-thoughts]

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you too saw a unicorn you’d never shut up either

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[no-chill-at-all]

[nyokoko]

Big mood.

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[rosespell]

[pocmemes]

Why he do him like that tho ? 😭

[erich99]

I feel like there are many ‘personalities’ that just need a window bro like this to talk real to them

[weloveshortvideos]

Roosters Be Like…

[hatchet-ears]

unmute this shit. Now.

[notsuchasecret]

Character: so what’s our next move? Me, the writer, six coffees deep into an existential crisis: I don’t know, what is your next fucking move?

[dutchfruitjar]

“Do not underestimate me just because I’m not dominating the conversation.”

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[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

[girlboywonder]

look at this video of john krasinski giggling like honestly

[catmaster301]

[beachdeath]

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

[jausters]

Oh my… God?