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I do have mulitible side blogs. It is a mess.

[panderi-the-fleabin]

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Hi I'm Pander! I like musicals, some cartoons and shitposting. Recently got into schloss einstein and tatort saarbrücken.

Sideblogs: @only-grup <- Star Trek stuff (mainly TOS)

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[oli-verwelke]

Ein Kinderbuchklassiker.

[jonghoyah]

[wizard-macadamia]

Hallo zusammen,

es kommt mal wieder eine neue Umfrage von mir :) Diesmal gehts um die Verwendung vom generischen Maskulinum. Ihr müsst aber nicht genau wissen, was das ist, um teilzunehmen. Teilnahme dauert so 10 Minuten.

Falls ihr über die Fragen sprechen wollt, macht das bitte in den Kommentaren zum Post, nicht in den Tags, um Unbeeinflusstheit zu gewährleisten.

Diese Umfrage richtet sich an alle, die sie beantworten möchten, und zusätzlich auch in besonderem Maße an Personen, deren Geschlechter-Identität außerhalb des binären m/f-Systems liegt. Teilt also gerne in euren Dunstkreisen, um mir noch ein bisschen mehr Reichweite zu ermöglchen. Danke schonmal!

[bold-baddie]

[officialgleamstar]

what did i do

[officialgleamstar]

Fun facts- it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. Who knew.

[officialgleamstar]

What the hell are you people doing on this post in 2026. Go on. Get 🧹🧹🧹

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[defectivegembrain]

Prev et al. (2025)

[javascript-official]

Oh you see the world in black and white? Fuck you get dithered

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[villainessbian]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[apolladay]

im curious about peoples usage of drafts. i have 29 rn and that feels like a lot but...

how many tumblr drafts do you have right now

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Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

[squeakitties]

flingo