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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SMALL SKETCH but the idea overtook me. 500% the first time was like incidental/impulsive.
alt ending below:
It's my headcanon that Addisons glow like digital adds and Spamton lost his glow during his messed up puppet transformation.
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so cute.....
They're just snorting smarties (lying)
congrats to Kaveh on having been finally released from the basement!
You know how the transformation looks like. It's painful. So I thought what if Kayn .... do not let Raast keep the body.
HAPPY RELEASE DAY MY CHILD â ( a bit late buut yeah)
"It tastes REALLY gross." (Version without words under the cut)
Does.. Kayn often have nightmares?..đĽ this just pains me seeing this..
He does, almost everyday. It's because of the damn Darkin, Rhaast.
"Did you see that Rhaast?
... Rhaast?"
I've finally watched Aggretsuko with my friends,and they baited me on drawing Kayn with the same jacket that one of the characters had there. Sad Battle Academia Kayn with doggo Rhaast anyone?
Artist: čč˝ĺéżçŤŻ
Ok new fic idea
Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. Thereâs no magic, thereâs no vigilantism, no super heroâs
Also his parents are alive
And heâs freaking the absolute fuck out, heâs trying to explain everything and say heâs not suppose to be there and theyâre like, âuhhh, letâs call Clark?â And Bruce is like, âYES LETS CALL CLARKâ
And Clark and Diana come over and theyâre like, âBruce you good??â
And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, âBRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??â And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more
Then suddenly heâs like, âwhere are my children??â And theyâre like, âwhat children? Bruce you have no children?â
And Bruce is like, âMy children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia Iâll get Talia, she and Raâs have to understandâ
And theyâre like, âwho????â And Bruce is like, âthe mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldnât agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the worldâďżź
And basically everything is like, âBruce has lost his shitâ meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because thatâs not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, âIâm not ready to be a father??â
But then OUR Bruce is like, âok Iâll actually prove itâ and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, âholy shit. What is happening?? Youâre definitely not Bruce??â
Basically a want all hell to break andďżź Constantine come son and fixes it the end
Also in alternate well adjusted dimension that Bruce is engaged to Harvey dent đ bc he never lost his sanityďżź
Okay but the idea of Bruce just slapping Clark and then freaking out like
" your not an alien"
" WHY WOULD I BE AN ALIEN"
" you used to be"
"Bruce WHAT"
Bruce: âyou can FLY Clark! youâre indestructible!! You have goddamn laser beams that shoot of your eyes! YOU CHARGE FROM THE SUN!!â
Bruce: âDiana, youâre a goddess! NO THATS NOT A COMPLIMENT! YOURE A LITERAL DEMI GODâ
Dick: âso after you watched your parents be murderedââ
Bruce: âmy parents are dead?!â
Dick: ââ my condolences, yes soââ
Bruce: [walks out his room the next day]
Jason: âoh thank god, heâs still goth. A universal constantâ
But can ya'll imagine if the kids went to rescue their dad tho? Like, meeting Martha and Thomas? And Bruce finally having his ENTIRE family with him just to have to leave some minutes later (or if the universe is generous a couple of hours)? Think in the angst potential
Oh you know I already got that planned
But for right now hereâs some more humorous ones
Bruce: âwhere can I find Talia? Sheâs holding my son from meâ
Martha: âyou slept with the leader of the Canadian branch??? Thatâs why she quit!â
Bruce: âuh⌠look i donât know what other Bruce did, but yes?â [gets talias number and calls her] âhi yes, Talia? Bruce Wayne, are you withholding my son from me? How did I know? Um, I had a very vivid dream about Damianâ yes very vividâ let me see my son, dammitâ [covers phone for a moment] âcongratulations youâre grandparentsâ
Bruce: [being led through the batcave, is terrified] âso⌠whââ [bat flys near him] ââWHY bats??â
Dick: âbecause you feared them, now you use that fear to chase the Gotham criminalsâ
Bruce: âok, I get that, but you know what else is scary?â
Tim: âwhat?â
Bruce: [hiding behind Dick from the bats] âa gun. Why donât I just do that? Whatâs scarier than dying?â
Jason: âyes! Thank you!â
Dick: âno! We do not kill! We have rulesâ
Bruce: âok, I donât even have to kill them Iââ
Dick: âno guns!â
Jason: âlet him speakâ
Tim: âI donât think we shouldâŚâ
Imagine alt. Bruce in the normal timeline meeting all the kids.
Steph: Hey Bossman.
Cass: *waves* Hi dad.
Babs: Hello Bruce.
Damian: Father.
Tim: Heyyyy
Jay: sup, old man?
Duke: *sheepish* Hi Bruce.
Bruce: ....
Bruce: *turns to dick* so. These are all my kids?
Dick: yeah. Some of them. Us. Well. Yeah.
Bruce: huh. Wait.. some?
Tim: yeahhh.
Steph: you kinda adopt everyone you see, emotionally or legally.
Bruce: how many more are there??????
Jay: a hundred few.
Bruce: A HUNDRED?????????!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
Damian: Father, I stabbed one person on patrol. They are in a stable condition.
alt. Bruce: Excuse me???
Dick: Good job, Little D!
alt. B: Good..??
Dick: If he doesn't kill anyone or land anyone in the ICU, he's allowed to pick a movie for family movie night :)
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Dick: No guns, someone will get hurt.
Jason: The only thing that's getting hurt is my aspirations, Dick. My dreams are dead.
Dick:
Jason: it almost reminds me of when-
Damian: You died, Todd, get over it.
alt. B: you died???
Tim: We've all died. You're not special, Jason.
alt. B: I- you guys are dead??
How does bruce meet the justice league?
Clark: âso Iâm not fully understanding whatâs happening, did he loose his memory?â
Jason: âno, heâs not Bruce. Heâs Bruce but heâs not our Bruce, he got swapped in another realityâ
Clark: âso⌠heâs not Batman?â
Bruce: âno, Iâm not a furry. This is insane, magic, heros, villains. Whatâs next? Clark can fly?â
Tim: âClark can flyâ
Bruce: âno Clark canât, look the Clark in my world is completely normal. What are the odds I end up in a world where Clark is also a super hero?â
Clark: [floats]
Bruce: [freaks the fuck out]
Diana: [shakes Bruceâs hand] âďżź I am Diana of Themysciraâ
Bruce: [looks at Dick] âand sheâs a demigod?â
Dick: [nods]
Bruce: âthis one makes senseâ
Bruce: where's my husband?
Dick: your.... husband?
Bruce: Harvey Dent? The man I've been married to for 25 years?
Jay: Yeah, about that-
Bruce: *already on the verge of tears*
Jason: âshould I tell him or you?â
Dick: [tired sigh] âI guess me. Bruce, Bruce, listen man. So Harvey tried to murder one of your kids with a batâ
Bruce: âhe beat one of my kids with a bat? Like from the cave?â
Tim: [whispers] âworlds greatest detective everyoneâ
Dick: âno. A baseball bat, how would he even?â forget it. Baseball bat. Youâre not on speaking termsâ
Jason: âand heâs uglyâ
Bruce: [sobbing]
Meanwhile....
Bruce: Harvey what are you doing here!? And how did your face heal??
Harvey: Bruce, we're married. I live here. And what do you mean? Nothing was ever wrong with my face.
Bruce: M-married?? What happened to Selina?
Harvey: what do you mean? We went out for dinner two days ago! Her, Pam, and Harleen finally moved into a bigger apartment.
Bruce: ???? Two days ago the sirens robbed a bank and you took a bus full of people as hostages????
Harvey: Bruce, honey, what the fuck are you talking about?
Thomas: âheâs been acting erratic all day. He was sobbing this morning when he saw usâ
Bruce: [pointing to harvey] âIâm married to a man? Your donât mind? You support me?â
Thomas: âyes? What going on with you?â
Bruce: [sobbing] âI always wanted to know! Alfred said you wouldnât care but I thought he was just saying thatâ
Martha: âmaybe we should call alfred?â
Bruce: [stop crying] âheâs not here??â
Martha: âhoney heâs retired, you know that. He worked for up for a while before he pursued being an actor and once he was done he worked for us for a few more years then retired. Heâs old, you canât expect the man to work his whole lifeâ
Bruce: [almost crying] âoh god, he is old. Iâm a horrible son to himâďżź
Thomas: âBruce what the fuck are you on about?â
This is getting better and betterđ¤Šđđ¤Ł
Meanwhile, alt.bruce in real time line:
Bruce: You mean, my parents died at the hands of a clown and you literally took care of me for years and I ghosted you to learn martial arts and other skills and became a bat furry with a lotta bird kids.
Alfred: It would seem so. yes, Master Bruce.
Bruce: ...
Alfred:....
Batkids: ....
Bruce: This clown also killed my son?
Dick: Yeah. And he paralyzed Babs. And constantly hurts our family.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Why isn't the clown fucking dead?
Jason: That is the fucking question, old man.
Tim: oh! you gotta be kidding me.
Dick: Well I did kinda kill him. But you resuscitated him.
Jason: YOU WHAT?!!!!!
Bruce: *horrified* I did that?!!! *Panic attacks* ohmygod. I kissed a clown. Alfred! Why did you let me do that?
Alfred: *eye twitch* I don't know, Master Bruce. It's like you never listen to me at all.
I want Batman Bruce to come back to Gotham only to discover Bruce Dent went out and shot Joker with one of Jason's guns and then wrote him a note that was BLISTERINGLY scathing about Batman's refusal to take out Joker.
Bruce: [reads the note] âoh thank godâ
Dick: âhe murdered the jokerâ
Bruce: âyes but I had absolutely no way of stopping it, I feel like a burden has been removed from me. Heâs finally dead and I have no self blameâ
Jason: âare you fucking seriousâ
Bruce: âJay, in case you havenât noticed, I am mentally ill. I mean, look aroundâ
Dick: âok, you need to act stupid and clueless when you go outâ
Bruce: âwhy? I have multiple degrees and Iâm helping create a vaccine back homeâ
Dick: â⌠because big dumb no bring suspicion?â
Martha: âsweetie? Honey, you ok? You look like thereâs no lights on behind those eyesâ
Bruce: âyea, itâs just I used to trying to keep myself at a low profileâ
Martha: [shows a magazine] âsee this? It says, âBruce Wayne, one of the greatest minds of the centuryâ you can be yourself. Mostly⌠just donât start fighting people, ok?â
I can't quite express it but Bruce being able to be his true self in public and not having the constant eye of press criticizing him at all times, just him not having to deal with people making fun and underestimating him all times fills me with a soft kind of joy, that one that slowly warms you up inside the more it stays there. Just Bruce not having to suffer with the constant pressure of midia
Martha: Bruce, why do you have gray hair already?
Bruce:
Bruce: *starts listing off the names of his kids in order of how much stress they cause*
This just keeps getting better.
Ok. But alt Bruce coming back to his timeline to discover Thalia waiting for him with a three year old Damian
Bruce: [shakes Bruce Dents hand] âwelcome to fatherhood, Bruceâ
Bruce: [internal panicking] âwhy do you say that?â
Dick: âseriously, Bruce? Youâve been gone two months and now you have someone in this reality pregnant?â
Bruce: [looks Bruce Dent in the eyes] âstop at oneâ
Bruce Wayne: [meets alternate baby Damian]
Damian, 4: [glares and whines so he will get put down]
Bruce: âthank god, heâs still a bratâ
Bruce Wayne: [tries to save anyone and everyone no matter the cost]
Bruce Dent: [will blow bubbles in his enemies IV]
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