Pandora

I'm just kinda here I guess lmao

[akelvkid]

liked this one so much that i wanted to post it on tumblr even though i havent posted spamtenna here ever

[gabberdraw]

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SMALL SKETCH but the idea overtook me. 500% the first time was like incidental/impulsive.

alt ending below:

he realized what he did oop

[hirngespinst-phi]

It's my headcanon that Addisons glow like digital adds and Spamton lost his glow during his messed up puppet transformation.

[4917]

@camblossom

[mori3322]

so cute.....

[snarkystarseeker]

They're just snorting smarties (lying)

[fsh-n-chips]

[ikimaru]

congrats to Kaveh on having been finally released from the basement!

[khitar]

You know how the transformation looks like. It's painful. So I thought what if Kayn .... do not let Raast keep the body.

[lomka77]

[the-faequeen]

HAPPY RELEASE DAY MY CHILD – ( a bit late buut yeah)

[noxytango]

"It tastes REALLY gross." (Version without words under the cut)

[runeterrankhaleesi]

Does.. Kayn often have nightmares?..😥 this just pains me seeing this..

He does, almost everyday. It's because of the damn Darkin, Rhaast.

[wardens-art]

"Did you see that Rhaast?

... Rhaast?"

[odekoyma]

I've finally watched Aggretsuko with my friends,and they baited me on drawing Kayn with the same jacket that one of the characters had there. Sad Battle Academia Kayn with doggo Rhaast anyone?

[thedemonlady]

Artist: 节能型阿端

[frostbittenbucky]

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

[frostbittenbucky]

Also in alternate well adjusted dimension that Bruce is engaged to Harvey dent 😌 bc he never lost his sanity

[imnoteventechnicallyinthisfandom]

Okay but the idea of Bruce just slapping Clark and then freaking out like

" your not an alien"

" WHY WOULD I BE AN ALIEN"

" you used to be"

"Bruce WHAT"

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce: “you can FLY Clark! you’re indestructible!! You have goddamn laser beams that shoot of your eyes! YOU CHARGE FROM THE SUN!!”

Bruce: “Diana, you’re a goddess! NO THATS NOT A COMPLIMENT! YOURE A LITERAL DEMI GOD”

[frostbittenbucky]

Dick: “so after you watched your parents be murdered—“

Bruce: “my parents are dead?!”

Dick: “— my condolences, yes so—“

Bruce: [walks out his room the next day]

Jason: “oh thank god, he’s still goth. A universal constant”

[imacowboy3]

But can ya'll imagine if the kids went to rescue their dad tho? Like, meeting Martha and Thomas? And Bruce finally having his ENTIRE family with him just to have to leave some minutes later (or if the universe is generous a couple of hours)? Think in the angst potential

[frostbittenbucky]

Oh you know I already got that planned

But for right now here’s some more humorous ones

Bruce: “where can I find Talia? She’s holding my son from me”

Martha: “you slept with the leader of the Canadian branch??? That’s why she quit!”

Bruce: “uh… look i don’t know what other Bruce did, but yes?” [gets talias number and calls her] “hi yes, Talia? Bruce Wayne, are you withholding my son from me? How did I know? Um, I had a very vivid dream about Damian— yes very vivid— let me see my son, dammit” [covers phone for a moment] “congratulations you’re grandparents”

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce: [being led through the batcave, is terrified] “so… wh—“ [bat flys near him] “—WHY bats??”

Dick: “because you feared them, now you use that fear to chase the Gotham criminals”

Bruce: “ok, I get that, but you know what else is scary?”

Tim: “what?”

Bruce: [hiding behind Dick from the bats] “a gun. Why don’t I just do that? What’s scarier than dying?”

Jason: “yes! Thank you!”

Dick: “no! We do not kill! We have rules”

Bruce: “ok, I don’t even have to kill them I—“

Dick: “no guns!”

Jason: “let him speak”

Tim: “I don’t think we should…”

[waynethings]

Imagine alt. Bruce in the normal timeline meeting all the kids.

Steph: Hey Bossman.

Cass: *waves* Hi dad.

Babs: Hello Bruce.

Damian: Father.

Tim: Heyyyy

Jay: sup, old man?

Duke: *sheepish* Hi Bruce.

Bruce: ....

Bruce: *turns to dick* so. These are all my kids?

Dick: yeah. Some of them. Us. Well. Yeah.

Bruce: huh. Wait.. some?

Tim: yeahhh.

Steph: you kinda adopt everyone you see, emotionally or legally.

Bruce: how many more are there??????

Jay: a hundred few.

Bruce: A HUNDRED?????????!!!!!!!

[miku-binder-bruce-wayne]

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

[cursedm0th]

Damian: Father, I stabbed one person on patrol. They are in a stable condition.

alt. Bruce: Excuse me???

Dick: Good job, Little D!

alt. B: Good..??

Dick: If he doesn't kill anyone or land anyone in the ICU, he's allowed to pick a movie for family movie night :)

---

Dick: No guns, someone will get hurt.

Jason: The only thing that's getting hurt is my aspirations, Dick. My dreams are dead.

Dick:

Jason: it almost reminds me of when-

Damian: You died, Todd, get over it.

alt. B: you died???

Tim: We've all died. You're not special, Jason.

alt. B: I- you guys are dead??

[cooki-dough]

How does bruce meet the justice league?

[frostbittenbucky]

Clark: “so I’m not fully understanding what’s happening, did he loose his memory?”

Jason: “no, he’s not Bruce. He’s Bruce but he’s not our Bruce, he got swapped in another reality”

Clark: “so… he’s not Batman?”

Bruce: “no, I’m not a furry. This is insane, magic, heros, villains. What’s next? Clark can fly?”

Tim: “Clark can fly”

Bruce: “no Clark can’t, look the Clark in my world is completely normal. What are the odds I end up in a world where Clark is also a super hero?”

Clark: [floats]

Bruce: [freaks the fuck out]

Diana: [shakes Bruce’s hand] “ I am Diana of Themyscira”

Bruce: [looks at Dick] “and she’s a demigod?”

Dick: [nods]

Bruce: “this one makes sense”

[autisticrosewilson]

Bruce: where's my husband?

Dick: your.... husband?

Bruce: Harvey Dent? The man I've been married to for 25 years?

Jay: Yeah, about that-

Bruce: *already on the verge of tears*

[frostbittenbucky]

Jason: “should I tell him or you?”

Dick: [tired sigh] “I guess me. Bruce, Bruce, listen man. So Harvey tried to murder one of your kids with a bat”

Bruce: “he beat one of my kids with a bat? Like from the cave?”

Tim: [whispers] “worlds greatest detective everyone”

Dick: “no. A baseball bat, how would he even?— forget it. Baseball bat. You’re not on speaking terms”

Jason: “and he’s ugly”

Bruce: [sobbing]

[autisticrosewilson]

Meanwhile....

Bruce: Harvey what are you doing here!? And how did your face heal??

Harvey: Bruce, we're married. I live here. And what do you mean? Nothing was ever wrong with my face.

Bruce: M-married?? What happened to Selina?

Harvey: what do you mean? We went out for dinner two days ago! Her, Pam, and Harleen finally moved into a bigger apartment.

Bruce: ???? Two days ago the sirens robbed a bank and you took a bus full of people as hostages????

Harvey: Bruce, honey, what the fuck are you talking about?

[frostbittenbucky]

Thomas: “he’s been acting erratic all day. He was sobbing this morning when he saw us”

Bruce: [pointing to harvey] “I’m married to a man? Your don’t mind? You support me?”

Thomas: “yes? What going on with you?”

Bruce: [sobbing] “I always wanted to know! Alfred said you wouldn’t care but I thought he was just saying that”

Martha: “maybe we should call alfred?”

Bruce: [stop crying] “he’s not here??”

Martha: “honey he’s retired, you know that. He worked for up for a while before he pursued being an actor and once he was done he worked for us for a few more years then retired. He’s old, you can’t expect the man to work his whole life”

Bruce: [almost crying] “oh god, he is old. I’m a horrible son to him”

Thomas: “Bruce what the fuck are you on about?”

[waynethings]

This is getting better and better🤩😁🤣

Meanwhile, alt.bruce in real time line:

Bruce: You mean, my parents died at the hands of a clown and you literally took care of me for years and I ghosted you to learn martial arts and other skills and became a bat furry with a lotta bird kids.

Alfred: It would seem so. yes, Master Bruce.

Bruce: ...

Alfred:....

Batkids: ....

Bruce: This clown also killed my son?

Dick: Yeah. And he paralyzed Babs. And constantly hurts our family.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Why isn't the clown fucking dead?

Jason: That is the fucking question, old man.

Tim: oh! you gotta be kidding me.

Dick: Well I did kinda kill him. But you resuscitated him.

Jason: YOU WHAT?!!!!!

Bruce: *horrified* I did that?!!! *Panic attacks* ohmygod. I kissed a clown. Alfred! Why did you let me do that?

Alfred: *eye twitch* I don't know, Master Bruce. It's like you never listen to me at all.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

I want Batman Bruce to come back to Gotham only to discover Bruce Dent went out and shot Joker with one of Jason's guns and then wrote him a note that was BLISTERINGLY scathing about Batman's refusal to take out Joker.

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce: [reads the note] “oh thank god”

Dick: “he murdered the joker”

Bruce: “yes but I had absolutely no way of stopping it, I feel like a burden has been removed from me. He’s finally dead and I have no self blame”

Jason: “are you fucking serious”

Bruce: “Jay, in case you haven’t noticed, I am mentally ill. I mean, look around”

[frostbittenbucky]

[frostbittenbucky]

Dick: “ok, you need to act stupid and clueless when you go out”

Bruce: “why? I have multiple degrees and I’m helping create a vaccine back home”

Dick: “… because big dumb no bring suspicion?”

Martha: “sweetie? Honey, you ok? You look like there’s no lights on behind those eyes”

Bruce: “yea, it’s just I used to trying to keep myself at a low profile”

Martha: [shows a magazine] “see this? It says, ‘Bruce Wayne, one of the greatest minds of the century’ you can be yourself. Mostly… just don’t start fighting people, ok?”

[ameba-from-space]

I can't quite express it but Bruce being able to be his true self in public and not having the constant eye of press criticizing him at all times, just him not having to deal with people making fun and underestimating him all times fills me with a soft kind of joy, that one that slowly warms you up inside the more it stays there. Just Bruce not having to suffer with the constant pressure of midia

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

Martha: Bruce, why do you have gray hair already?

Bruce:

Bruce: *starts listing off the names of his kids in order of how much stress they cause*

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This just keeps getting better.

[mostly-mortal]

Ok. But alt Bruce coming back to his timeline to discover Thalia waiting for him with a three year old Damian

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce: [shakes Bruce Dents hand] “welcome to fatherhood, Bruce”

Bruce: [internal panicking] “why do you say that?”

Dick: “seriously, Bruce? You’ve been gone two months and now you have someone in this reality pregnant?”

Bruce: [looks Bruce Dent in the eyes] “stop at one”

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce Wayne: [meets alternate baby Damian]

Damian, 4: [glares and whines so he will get put down]

Bruce: “thank god, he’s still a brat”

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce Wayne: [tries to save anyone and everyone no matter the cost]

Bruce Dent: [will blow bubbles in his enemies IV]

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