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toffee • 24 • ao3 • asks open

[plasticbagdepot]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ about me!

i’m toffee! i’m 24, use any pronouns, and am in academia. lesbian. i write fanfic and on occasion make edits and do art.

asks are open!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ fandoms!

9-1-1, heated rivalry, star wars, dropout, hermitcraft, critical role, dc comics

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ other socials!

twitter @ toffeew1se

ao3 @ toffeewise

strawpage

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ key tags

#toffee writes for fic stuff, wips, and brainstorming

#toffee fics for posted fics

#toffeee rambles for just talking about things

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ dni

the basics, gen ai users

[plasticbagdepot]

cressida challengers-ing bond and monroe.

[plasticbagdepot]

gen z james bond is so fucking funny. he’s going through it but at least he has funny one timers when he knocks guys out

[gonzoinplaces]

What's this place?

[worlds-stupidest-egg]

gonzo, word of advice; either try your hardest go back the way you came from, or try to find people in hazmat suits, they might be able to help.

do not follow the cries of help in the distance.

do not follow the cries of help in the distance.

do not follow the cries of help in the distance.

if it sees you, try your HARDEST to get away from it, DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT IT, you will know what it is when you see it.

[gonzoinplaces]

You said to follow the cries of help in the distance, right?

[socialistfremenist]

[stealingpotatoes]

it's been too long since i last drew the last (4) jedi original trilogy au, so had to fix that <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess

[plasticbagdepot]

non-exhaustive list of things starkid wants to add to the tgwdlm reprise

- a live squirrel

- a live rat

- a real LAPD car

- lots of cocaine

- a children’s choir

- get rid of all the chairs

- real helicopter

[plasticbagdepot]

a year later and i get to see if any of these things stay true in the london shows this weekend!!!!

[plasticbagdepot]

penguins out of the playoff so i gave sidney cros-mii the stanley cup

[plasticbagdepot]

i gave geno his contract extension as well

[plasticbagdepot]

penguins out of the playoff so i gave sidney cros-mii the stanley cup

[plasticbagdepot]

playing with hockey players as miis :3

[plasticbagdepot]

i think shane and ilya would both be big goalie lovers. like yes, they’re both superstar forwards, but they know that their goalies carry a heavy load for the team.

after shane comes out to the voyageurs, he stops giving drapeau and miitka as much love. like, no hugs and the saddest looking goalie taps ever. fans go crazy wondering what happened to known goalie lover shane hollander.

ilya is always seen loving hayes on the centaurs. when shane joins he’s so happy to have a goalie that’s nice to him again that his goalie loving tendencies return. naturally this turns into a competition to see who can be the biggest goalie lover. the two of them will race to see who can give goalie taps first after a game. there’s a scoreboard in the locker room.

[plasticbagdepot]

burner accounts

fem hollanov | explicit | 3k

"Where did you find this?" She asks.

Jane smiles wide, knowing that Lily will be over the moon with what she says next. "I saw a twitter post and knew we needed it."

A twinkle shines in Lily's eyes. "On your burner account?"

"Yes." Jane nods.

"Oh, kiss me now." Lily reaches her hands out, grabbing for Jane. "I knew introducing you to burner accounts was a good idea."

or lily introduces jane to burner accounts. it leads to incredible sex.

[read on ao3]

[plasticbagdepot]

stu skinner you know what you have to do

[keysports]

exploding the fl*ers with his mind

[lunarblue11]

very much inspired by the works of @punksalmons

[plasticbagdepot]

i love stu so much i started putting bows on him