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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

...The Jeweller's Hands by Arctic Monkeys

#music #arctic monkeys #big mood #true though #too real #honestly what the fuck #laugh out loud #and feel like shit #smh why am i like this

brucebocchi

they should invent water for men

doubleca5t

Good news OP

thehornedwitch-deactivated20211

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

krakenartificer

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

bogleech

I laughed at this edgy water the first time too, they sell it at our corner store, but the can tells you the story and yeah it is more eco-friendly than bottles. All water should switch to cans. I feel like water tastes better from metal packaging anyway.

fridayindulges

smoothoperatorleclerc

to all the fic writers out there who have made 2021 bearable and have given us all countless hours of happiness and escapism, thank you so much

bread-tab

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

hpottah

The Yuleball

slutdge

if youre trans and getting misgendered/deadnamed by your family during holiday gatherings im giving you a hug over the internet rn

insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea

Well, i'm giving you a gun. What you do next is on you

burning-cathedrals-deactivated2

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

eijiroukiriot

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

bigratbastard

fxr-yxur-amusement

chaos-storm

aaawunder

nomuru2d

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

official-lucifers-child

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

official-lucifers-child

i am wrong, what the fuck

ruriginzuishou

Me every time this post comes back

might-be-somebody

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

queer-cosette

why.

xbubbledumbbx

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

tarantula-veins-deactivated2023

oh what the FUCK WHY

polirange

Thanks I hate it.

fairyofsomething

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

iznightwing

Oh, the chainsaw thing is nothing compared to why Cornflakes were created

tamquam-alter-idem-deactivated2

I will never be able to eat cornflakes again.

plagueship-deactivated20260202

Isn’t it beautiful?

purplexiasphinx

This post has affected Google itself

gumi-megpoidd

schrodingers-fyke

I love that I knew all these facts already :)

determined-mind-deactivated2025

girlwhorpsalot

I needed this.

mentalmentalhealth

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

aro-ace-christian

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

muslimintp-1999-girl

We need more people like this

armillary-spheres-lover

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

dreamsrainandwitchythings

The therapist I wanna be.

positivelyqueerace

Text in the image:

“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”

I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.

I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.

But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”

How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.

And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.” “A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.

With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.

All I’m doing is handing out sticks.

You’re the one saying alive.

ultimate-science-nerd

I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.

tea-rabbits

Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days.

Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

aurora-nerin

this is fuckin incredible.

irondad-not-ironsad

I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

imfemalewarrior

For anyone that needs to read this today.

-FemaleWarrior, She/They

rosered3-deactivated20240912

They also have this one and I think quite a few others but these two I keep on my phone and pull up on my bad days.

lastoneout

Text in the second image:

“Why are you so lazy?”

But you’re not lazy. Lazy is when you shrug things off because you can’t summon up the give-a-damn. When you’re curled up tight on your chair, at your desk, alone and grey and desperately wishing that you had your life in order, that you did all those things that you had to do, that it didn’t feel like breaking rocks just to feed and clothe yourself and get some sleep, that’s not lazy.

People don’t understand. You tell them “It’s Hard.” They tell you, “No it isn’t. You’re just lazy.”

You start to wonder if they’re right. Is breaking those rocks easy for everyone else? Are they that much stronger than you? They don’t look like they’re struggling. “Just try harder,” they say. But you’re trying. It’s not working. Breaking boulders in your path until you’re spent isn’t lazy, and you do it day after day.

You’re not lazy. Most people don’t have those rocks to break.They don’t even know what it’s like to have to break rocks to get things done. They don’t understand how hard you have to work, and how hopeless you feel, when you try and fail to do what they do easily. Things hard harder for you, they really are. And if those people had to deal with your problems they wouldn’t be doing any better.

You’re not lazy. You’re not weak. You’re fighting hard. I guess I just want you to know that I know that.”

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rayshippouuchiha

I need fics where Harry sees the bullying going on in Hogwarts and decides he'll absolutely be having none of that thank you very much.

Just, give me a Harry Potter who may not be all that well liked in his year or in the upper years but has a small army of younger students across all Houses ready to throw down for him cause he refuses to overlook bullying no matter what House it's in.

rayshippouuchiha

Give me a Harry who seeks out healing charms as soon as he can and then gets distressingly good at them. Who never really recovers from being ostracized in his second year and learns to be, if not fine with that, then a certain level of content. Who always has food on him somehow, a apple tucked in his robe, cookies hidden in his school bag, pockets stuffed full of candies that he doesn't hesitate to hand out to any of the younger years who look worn and sad and hollow eyed.

A Harry who first year students of all Houses learn, through whispers and passed notes, is good for stories with brightly colored lights if you corner him out by the lake or in an empty classroom, for bedtime stories too if you're very lonely and homesick (he can find your dorm no matter where it is and he never gets caught they whisper), for a warming charm on cold days, or a hug if necessary even if he swears he's not that good at them.

A Harry who is a safe place, no matter your House, for all the things you can't, won't, tell your Head of House or other teachers about.

guavajagular

Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

guavajagular

Christmas/Holiday Boars have always been a thing but it still blows my mind that people choose my Holiday Boar to celebrate. Thank you for all the love, Stay safe and Happy Holidays!