[parkerino]

parker, he/him lesbian, 23

don't be a freak idk what to tell you. 18+ to follow

header credit @sapphicsprite

[hollowboobtheory]

you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

[hollowboobtheory]

realizing this was such a paradigm shift for me and i have to wonder what other "uselessly" gendered products are like this, where they actually are different in a way that would be useful to consumers but some marketing department decided instead of just saying what the difference is, to prescribe which you need based on the most arbitrary metric, so nebulous that what it even means varies from person to person. as if they think you're too dumb to look at "anti-chafing powder formula" and "lightweight gel formula" and decide for yourself which one would work best.

[urgetocreate]

Evgeny Lushpin, Twilight, 2000, oil on canvas

[painchiller]

they should invent shoplifting for online stores

[beardedmrbean]

these are fun looking

[strayknight]

i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk

[strayknight]

im such a sitcom C plot character tbh

[strayknight]

what do you mean they shot trump

[athetos]

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[athetos]

I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.

If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.

[athetos]

You have no idea what it’s like to not have wifi for 6 hours only to come home to half your friend group DM-ing you and asking if you have an alibi with no further context and this

[emnesoi]

unfortunately this is 100% gonna be his reichstag fire moment but at least it's fun for now

[emnesoi]

there is no chance he doesn't spin this into oodles of sympathy, win the election, use it as an excuse for authoritarian policy, and do a fuckton of damage both within and without the country. if he's still alive by november, this is gonna blow. for now though ? im gonna do a little jig.

[face-mechon]

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can you imagine the afternoon we could have been having right now

[farmlesbians]

can they let the guy try again

[baravaggio]

everything is about to get so much more annoying now

[baravaggio]

not only is he not dead he's got an awesome picture out of it i hope we're all ready to see this decaled onto the back of every other ford f-150 in the country

[maxknightley]

what matters now is that we all still show up to the polls in November and vote for Hamas

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[feluka]

it's not too late for a revolutionary bacteria to crawl into the wound

[wizardarchetypes]

comrade sepsis we are all counting on you

[pwettyepic]

ok memes aside i have some insight for the americans tonight as a brazilian

we had a similar situation a few years ago, our own far right asshole was stabbed at a rally and survived. guess what? the right organised and rallied behind it, he got martyred without dying. they turned that event into some divine-esque thing it was nuts. our political climate at the time was perfect for a far right storm, and lo and behold he got elected

it doesn't take a political scientist to see the republicans are about to do the exact same thing so stay vigilant, this is gonna boost his numbers more than you think

[anarcha66]

Let today be a reminder of why you go practice at the fucking range first