jimin you got no jams

multistan he/him

[sjajsjstsm]

hi 11 followers and like 6 bots probably i dont wanna check,,,, shout out to my goats @parksk8ing @nameidrk @willow-wisp-fae

[parksk8ing]

me when im a taco

[parksk8ing]

why pink p

why pink p

[crepes--suzzettes]

happy pride month!

[sjajsjstsm]

I LOVE TOXIC YURI!!! @parksk8ing

[parksk8ing]

you are toxic yuri

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Hot yaoi yuri lemon I'm crying 😭

As a noob in the marauders era I was like these rosekiller dudes interesting as hell... And knowing next to nothing about any of them I was just like yeah. Barty would.

Npt!! @grimrcse @p3rpetual-moti0n @rosekiller27 @darlingmylovethatsmurder @kade0-09 @lawnmower56 @bartysgreenstripofhair @burntrosier @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @landofshazza @ladymacbethisasmash @prongsievans @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody + anyone else who wants to <33

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Yeah but you were right, he totally would.

Macbeth was the Shakespeare play we had to read for english lit and honestly I got really into Lady Macbeth's role. And now I genuinely will not shut up about her, ever. And I think shes like crazy hot which is like an unpopular opinion but shes such a smash actually fight me

Hence, Lady Macbeth Is A Smash (ladymacbethisasmash)

And I'm very aware alot of people read it wrong first time 😭😭

@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @yourteandyourtoast @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical +open (I'm lazy)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Lady Macbeth IS a smashshshsh

UMMM there's not much lore behind this one💀🥀 ig my screws are loose in my brain so that's how I came up with ts

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @sad-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder

[thegayriley]

theres tons of Riley at my school so I always over hear ppl yap about me say "yea I'm talking about the GAY Riley not the short one"

@coquette-corpsie @drumsticks-offical

[drumsticks-offical]

Whoa thanks for the tag it’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a tag game

I wanted to join the officalverse but obviously I had to pick a cool thing to join under. I was almost pointeshoe-offical which would’ve been a lot different lol.

@madd-hatter @taco-bell-offical @afterdarkafternight @bacone-official @biologynerd13 @tuekytail @transmasc-offical @the-eldestdaughter @the-grassy-hill +anyone who’d like to join :)

[taco-bell-offical]

thanks for the tag!

i picked Taco Bell because i ate taco bell for lunch the day i made this account, and offical because i wanted to be part of the officalverse

@screaming-oppossum-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @afterdarkafternight +open tags!

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

Spoiled Milk was taken by some lesbian

@spoiled-milk @mariorat-the-aroace @professional-fool-of-energy @sad-puppy-b0y @juno-the-great @laciffo-natas @lexi-is-short @achilles-the-loser @an-insane-alt @zanderandthepathogenicrisis @zoerrr @vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @the-queen-of-kaumidy @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @withered-blossomz +open tags

[laciffo-natas]

So there was this British girl

@holy-roman-empire-official @da-police-offical @do-not-u-dare open tags

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

A desperate desire to be part of this whole officalverse thing and no creativity besides being myself (vaguely masculine thing)

@bleedingpencils @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 +open tagsssssss

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

my name is Null, i have taken on the role of Void Monarch, and i’m an offical

pretty self explanitory

open tags

[flibbertigibbet-offical]

so tldr flibbertigibbet means an extremely talkative person or like a group of people talking idk its one of the two and i found the officalverse cool so yeah

open tags!!

[keyboardsmashoffical]

This is a side blog, so I already had a tumblr account when I named it this. Basically, I was thinking about a meme of how to do a keyboard smash and then I thought ‘wouldn’t it be funny if there was an offical named keyboard smash but they never did a keyboard smash’ and then I realized they could be me.

@that-one-gay-turtle @cleaning-spray-offical @danger-noodle3

[bea-yotch]

im gay i like turtles send tweet

@weirdgayweevil has a similar story i bet

@girl-on-the-subway @dragon-in-a-fez @a-bat-called-ash @lyreliar2 @mysticaleldritchpunk

[girl-on-the-subway]

i made a vow to mother chappell roan to always have my user be inspired by on of her songs + i am the girl on the subway she’s singing about in the subway trust

@femmour @rennysglowinthedarkstars @art-i-ficiall @softclitoris @sydsquid08 @affectionatealbatross @grave-shares @jackalope-meadowsweet @lulapplee @pinaforepirate @pickledoesthetumbling @tinkerbelle + anyone else it’s 8am chat im dead

[rennysglowinthedarkstars]

I like glow in the dark stars. Originally it was Andi instead of Renny because I was trying the name Andrew. Then I changed it to Renny because it’s a nickname my mom has for me and I figured Andi didn’t feel right anymore.

@wuttz3na @peanutt0ast @areyouo-kaye @mottigohome @kcalsforlexie @f1nalpl4gue @heraffe @imaromanticangel @life-of-wiz @an-archive-of-idiots @muse-of-apollo-erato @eris-loves-fridges @ferretwhisper @rareshiphellresidents @princessbubblegumyum @carm3nmonoxide @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @emoqueer44 @a-star-bear @linnielemon @milzchaoticrambling @kxqke0 @freakman-noelle @i-eat-umbrellas @blessedblemishes @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @femmour @delicatezombiewasteland

[sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical]

idk i just really like sweet and sour sauce…

tags: @gaysnake43 @rainbowkessem @purple-dinosaur27 @ur-fav-shakespeare-nerd @alternas-navigation-system @weirdo-offical @rockingpolkadots @girl-on-the-subway @gracious-midnight @beware-of-pot-holes @ratinapartyhat

[gaysnake43]

im gay, i like snakes, 43 is a unseen sensation ref

open tags

[parksk8ing]

i love park sunghoon, park sunghoon knows how to skate

@sjajsjstsm ? oh and open tags

[parksk8ing]

please don't explode bro

[parksk8ing]

bangers on my island

[parksk8ing]

im hungry

[justcallmedom31]

[teapotsoffcialyup]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[zeta-finnish]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[ayane-chan-loves-water]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Guys please

I've already seen this

[tjthetyrant]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Cmonnnnnn

This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this post,,, :(

[anonmuos]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Fuck youuuuuuu

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

print it out and put it on your wall

[definitely-ao3-offical]

It's my banner

Basically the same thins

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P U T I T I N Y O U R H O M E

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I live with my family-

I don't have my own room what would I even say????

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

who are they to question you, huh? a cop? can they STOP YOU??

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I mean like,, I don't really have my own income and we don't rlly have working a printer (afaik) so I would have to go to somewhere else to get it printed anyway, and that takes money so,,

Kinda can't lmao

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P A I N T I T. THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING YOU FROM WHIPPING OUT AN A4 SHEET OF PAPER AND RED MARKER

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I CAN BARELY DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

DRAW A GAY LINE

[teapotsoffcialyup]

this is crazy 😭

[cleptrophese]

@definitely-ao3-offical I apologise but it keeps coming across my feed and now I've committed to keeping this alive so yeah paint it gay you can do it ☺️👍

[definitely-ao3-offical]

God fucking damnit

This post again?????

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

Sorry

@tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @reminders-offical @homunculus-argument @satanic-fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @autisimyfoxerronii @bat-phantom @4-him-vulpes

[autisimyfoxerronii]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[tum-blr-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Darling, ml, honeybun, sweetie, cutie pie, roasted almond butter, beloved, honey, the moon to my sun, the water to my waves, the blood to my (not)flesh, the apple of my eye, the window to my heart, the uranium to my antique tea set, the ting to my yang, my soulmate, my diamond, the spring to my winter, my-*it continues for. . . . Awhile* *five hours later* -how could you?

[tum-blr-offical]

It's a flag dedicated to you!!

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Yes but I've already discussed my frustrations with it, after all getting summoned to see the exact same flag well over a hundred or more(an exaggeration) times can be. . . Irritating to say the least

[tum-blr-offical]

You're so cute when you're frustrated-

[definitely-ao3-offical]

*quite literally pouts*

[tum-blr-offical]

Aww-

[definitely-ao3-offical]

*they shoves it's hand in his face but his is still visible*

[satan-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical have you seen this yet

[puppygirltsuki]

@definitely-ao3-offical hey, I found this neat post I don’t think you’ve seen yet

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Fuck me.

[teapotsoffcialyup]

i did not mean to start all this omg

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Sigh,,,

[laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed]

@definitely-ao3-offical you seen this?

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I trusted you brother(genderneutral)

[cookie-offical]

*gasp* Hey this kinda looks like you! @definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Why has heaven abandoned me so?

[cookie-offical]

Do you not like it?

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Seeing the same picture for the millionth time can get a little repetitive

[cookie-offical]

Ohhhh... Really?

But look on the bright side! ....

.... I can't think of one... But surely there is one!

[definitely-ao3-offical]

At least it's a cool flag 😔🥀

[parksk8ing]

it is a pretty cool flag isnt it @definitely-ao3-offical

[parksk8ing]

minho died on a monday

[poolverinetruther]

My final headcanons

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[parksk8ing]

I cant let every little thing that upsets me ruin my day i cant let every little thing that upsets me ruin my day i cant let every litt...

there are tears staining my face aren't there

[writerlyn]

The idea of “but everyone knows that” needs to stop.

I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.

Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!

But let me tell you a story:

I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.

One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.

At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought “oh ok cool!” And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.

I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. She’s a foodie and a restaurant blogger.

Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.

The shock must’ve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.

And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.

So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.

So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Don’t assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.

By all means, let them know so they can make informed decisions, but being kind will go a lot further than attacking them for some info they might not know yet.

[molluskmagus]

[parksk8ing]

bro i literally get every other pride flag than the rainbow one how are you guys doing ts

[ocdiscourse]

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie