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Ep. 7 - If U Ever Feel Alone....Noo Don’t Aha :) x by Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag • A podcast on Anchor

We’re about to 🌊dive in🌊 to One Direction’s third album and the Midnight Memories era. Apologies to everyone who has to hear Em’s opinions on this one. Today we’re discussing Lizzy’s privilege being fifth row at the Where We Are tour, the Bear Payne Hoax™, Niall’s anti-depression lyrics, Zayn being a FabFitFun ambassador, and......the Zigi baby. All aboard girlies :) https://twitter.com/coatdpod [email protected] Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We’re BACK and we’re getting into the Midnight Memories era!! This is such a touchy subject for me because I have bad opinions about this time so happy listening and feel free to bully me gently :)

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Ep. 2 - The Trash Bin, the Civil Engineer and the Bradford Bad Boy, Oh My! by Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag • A podcast on Anchor

Your faves are back at it again (albeit a little late) with some hot takes on the iconic One Direction X-Factor and tour video diaries. Today we’re talking about bunk bed arrangements, superpowers, bridge construction, Harry’s steamy gray beanie, and the Golden Age™. Y’all in?

My best friend and I are BACK with our second episode discussing the X-Factor and tour diaries. Check us out on Anchor, Overcast, Pocketcast and Apple Podcasts!

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Ep. 1 - From the Bottom of the Stairs to the Chop of the Tarts by Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag • A podcast on Anchor

Well well well. It’s us, Em and Liz, here with our first episode. Today we’re talking about bowling ball haircuts, pining for Harry Styles’ attention, biting knives, ill-fitting tour merch, and Facebook ratings circa 2010. Buckle up.

🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨

My best friend and I created a podcast talking about ONE DIRECTION, as we do best. Check out our first episode :)

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

[you-do-not-know]

only good tik tok video

[amoying]

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

[unclefather]

[apocketuniverse]

me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Me @ 4am that morning tbh

[blazeberg]

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[infinite-playlist]

Donald Glover saying “I’m so pretty” is a whole mood

[goobra]

[storyop1]

[shesmelancholy]

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Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year