Head In The Clouds

Sleep > food > other

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

[babelady]

it’s where snacks belong

[lieutenantfish]

yes… YES

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

fucking incredible

[roseverdict]

GUYS LOOK WHAT’S RIGHT BELOW IT

[roseverdict]

GUYS

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[c3rvida3]

*doing squats in the Goodwill dressing room to make sure I can climb a fence in these mustard corduroys if the need arises*

[ofcoursethatsathing]

Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch

[yarnshoes]

Distant cousin of knife-wielding tentacle box.

[realborisjohnson]

[cielo-e-voragine]

[seatrench]

[theneverlandproject-blog]

iconic

[kinkynproud1]

Pro black does not mean anti white.

[patienc]

“I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard

[shewillfeatdrake]

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

[dalekplz-deactivated20200508]

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

[hungry-hobbits]

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

[queenklu]

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

[bakasara]

oh my god

[galaxieirwin-deactivated2016041]

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

[crimsonclad]

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

[harkness-and-sparrow-deactivate]

Another awesome fact about Eeyore: he is voiced by Optimus Prime.

[queeranne]

I’ve been on Tumblr for so long that I regularly come across posts that I could swear I’ve never seen before but…

[meangirlnurse]

it’s impossible to  objectively describe what soup is

[meangirlnurse]

cereal with milk

[meangirlnurse]

i mean but soup can have solids in it too (veggies, meat, potato……)

why isn’t cereal a soup

[meangirlnurse]

ok this is actually the best answer i’ve ever gotten and i’ve been joking about this with people for y ears but

milk soup

[meangirlnurse]

some soups are served cold

[meangirlnurse]

sweet soups exist

[meangirlnurse]

good definition, but it technically does still include cereal

[nekosedey]

what if cereal…. IS soup

[meangirlnurse]

CEREAL IS SOUP

this definition technically includes like….pudding and yogurt too, tho, i think

[meangirlnurse]

they said “much of the time.” there are also soups that don’t contain any of those things, e.g.:

soups that are broth only

soups that only contain noodles

matzo ball soup 

[lioncunt]

soup contains water. there ain’t no water in fuckn cereal

[xxyeehawxx]

Milk is approximately 87% water

If I may play devils advocate, cereal could also be considered a salad, with the dry cereal being the main meal, and the milk being a dressing or condiment. Before yall wanna talk about how salads only consist of vegetables, may I remind you of fruit salad, potato salad, pasta salad, bean salad, and the ugly cousin, jello salad.

[lioncunt]

yeah well my body is 60% water but u don’t see me chillin in a bowl with some carrots u feel

[maskedlinguist]

So, hot cereals (oatmeal, cream of wheat, etc) are forms of porridge, ie grains cooked in either a milk or water preparation. Lexically, porridge derives from pottage, which is unquestionably a soup.

Cold cereal is trickier as it has no stage of being cooked in the liquid prior to being served, nor is the liquid cooked beforehand the way most soup broths are (pasteurization is a technically different process from my understanding; I’m also not getting into the hairy subject of the preparation of milk substitutes).

I mean, it’s weird to think of cereal as a soup, but I’m not going to state for sure it isn’t.

[notcuddles]

Cereal is absolutely a soup.  A weird, lazy breakfast soup.

Theoretically, you could argue that the time of day the food is consumed is the key.  I don’t think there are any breakfast soups that aren’t cereal or porridge.  

[funereal-disease]

Pho is traditionally a breakfast food, I think. And some people drink broth in the morning instead of tea or coffee.

[moranion]

How about the popularity of a bowl of soup being served before actual lunch? Makes zero sense to me. I call soups ‘uppity vegetable tea’ in fits of hungry pique. 

[funereal-disease]

I think that’s because liquid is very filling, so it’s good for tiding you over even when it’s not calorically dense.

[prudencepaccard]

I love these kinds of debates, they always lead to “if a man is a featherless biped, then a plucked chicken is a man” kinds of moments. Also, vsauce had an episode about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

[nyxelestia]

I’m just reading through this and now I’m wondering if soup is even real or if it’s just been a figment of my imagination for my whole life.

[nettlewildfairy]

soup is a social construct

[laughswiththethunder]

@karmic-caramel

[biglawbear]

Soup Discourse

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[nawafrsa-deactivated20161223]

Remember who had you when you were at your lowest…

[7afla]

my own damn self

[artsy-blog-aesthetic]

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