[lesphian]

dan: come to the gym with me

phil lester, the guy who will wake up his partner when he’s trying to sleep in because phil "misses him too much": you know the therapist said that having alone time is healthy

[userlesbian]

boop

[diphowell]

i need phil to keep standing up and doing things directly in front of dan so we can unlock more variations of these

[pseudophan]

say that king! i... think...

[ashlettuce]

6 months ago!

[diphowell]

videos that make you go oh god i’m obsessed with a couples channel

[hyperfixation-trash]

who’s your favorite (proceed to literally describe each other)

oh im sure

[pseudophan]

"i'm so past needing to impress phil that i don't actively think before i speak"

"yeah, and sometimes you'll speak in a normal volume while i'm downstairs and expect that i heard you, cause you think i'm in your brain"

normal as always guys ❤️

[loveridden1999]

you care about a celebrity's personal life because you think they're your best friend. i care about a celebrity's personal life because i think he's gay & fucking his coworker. we are not the same

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[pseudophan]

phiwww

[shaneofaragon]

THE CANADIAN SPACE AGENCY?!!!? 😭😭😭

[finelytaylored]

THE WHOLE TIME BTW

[lesbiphannie]

just sick……

[fazcatz]

phil lester since 2009:

[unphortunate]

funniest possible thing for them to do btw. first valentines out as a couple and they go you know what would be funny

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.